The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.8.11

August 8th, 2011 // 863 Comments

“Babe, could you please stop making eye contact with the perverts staring at Minka Kelly? They can’t ejaculate when you do that.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring adorable, little Suri Cruise pushing her daddy in her stroller, Sinead O’Connor sticking it to the Catholic Church through the power of borderline obesity, My So Called Lactating and Lacey Schwimmer one more time, except in my defense, bikini.

Captain Picard shouldn’t be allowed to wear normal people clothes. It frightens me,

- The Superficial

The Crap We Missed

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Katy Perry
    JC
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    Katy, dear, you really don’t want to distract people from your boobs with crazy face and pointing at your lady bits. Your career is based on boobs, and ONLY boobs.

  2. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Katy Perry Concert
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    well now there is photo evidence Katie having a black lover or is it Tom that has a black lover.

  3. Miranda Kerr
    Boomerbabe
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    The handbag weighs more than she does.

  4. Shaun White Teen Choice Awards TCA
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    I’m surprised they let him in a building full of teens with that moustache.

  5. Gordon Ramsay
    Deacon Jones
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    Gordon. That 1×1 inch raw piece of salmon I had with a sugar cube on top at your restaurant in New York IS WHY IT WENT OUT OF FUCKING BUSINESS.

  6. Drew Carey Vespa Helmet
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “Nobody looks cool on a Vespa. You can only look gay, or fat.” – McFeely Smackup

  7. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Katy Perry Concert
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t distract Katie–she’s busy reaping a soul.

  8. Brad Pitt Zahara
    Commented on this photo:

    You know it’s his kid, she looks just like him.

  9. Paris Hilton Michael Champion
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Never was a man so inaptly named.

  10. Flavor Flav Crown
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Burger King still gives out those awesome crowns? Sweet!

  11. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Teen Choice Awards TCA
    Boomerbabe
    Commented on this photo:

    Wasn’t he Captain America “before”?

  12. Flavor Flav Crown
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Joke’s on you Standard & Poors, I’m in Gold!

  13. Lacey Schwimmer Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Literally, this chick is 23.

    I thought she was 38 before I wasted 10 seconds of my life wiki’ing it.

  14. Jaime Pressly
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    just realizing the status of her career.

  15. Antonio Banderas
    Commented on this photo:

    These Dumb & Dumber sequels need to stop.

  16. Lacey Schwimmer Bikini
    CptCreep
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    Too much gristle on that steak…

  17. Ian Somerhalder Teen Choice Awards TCA
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Rob Lowe called. He wants his face and his interest in underage girls back.

  18. Lacey Schwimmer Bikini
    Kitty
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    she’s 23!? really? This is what too much make up, fake tan, bleached hair does to a girl… ages you.

  19. Jamie Jungers Tiger Woods Mistress DUI
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    Looks like Tiger tracks on her lip.

  20. Lacey Schwimmer Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    I would still hit it though…

  21. Lacey Schwimmer Bikini
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    I love that sugar skull tattoo…. that’s all I can look at.

  22. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Katy Perry Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this some kind of fucked up reenactment of the Exorcist?

  23. Suri Cruise Stroller
    Maeby
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    that is a creepy ass doll

  24. Dennis Rodman Scarf Millions Of Milkshakes
    Cock Dr
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    Goddamn…that jacket…those tattoos, the piercings….and then there’s the scarf.
    How does someone do this to themselves and then look in a mirror and think “Yeah, that’s good”?

  25. Hayley Joel Osment
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys-R-Us kid

  26. Gordon Ramsay
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Gordon Ramsay sheds a tear at the sight of David Beckham’s new chest tattoo of his newborn daughter.

  27. Hayley Joel Osment
    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like some parts of his face are missing. like a mister potato head

  28. Tobey Maguire
    Hugh Jass
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    Family trip to Mordor?

  29. Flavor Flav Crown
    Commented on this photo:

    Two things you shouldn’t do yourself:
    1)cut your own hair
    2)dentistry

  30. Patrick Stewart
    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    wow he looks great!

  31. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    So now everyone is getting a Galifianakis beard?

  32. Jamie Jungers Tiger Woods Mistress DUI
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I can certainly understand why she was drinking…just don’t get behind the wheel bimbo!

  33. Christopher Mintz-Plasse Teen Choice Awards TCA
    TomFrank
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    I don’t care what kind of career this guy’s gonna have, when he dies, his obituary will have “McLovin” in the headline.

  34. Paris Hilton Michael Champion
    Hugh Jass
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    Picture taken with a cellphone from the year 2000

  35. Drew Carey Vespa Helmet
    Commented on this photo:

    McFeely Smackup finally makes his Superficial debut.

  36. Flavor Flav Crown
    Hugh Jass
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    Look he’s just secreting cocoa butter now

  37. Gordon Ramsay
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    Doogie Howser is getting old.

  38. Joe Rogan
    Commented on this photo:

    What do you get when you cross Michael Lohan and Tito Ortiz?

  39. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Katy Perry Concert
    Dr. Hufurrrrr
    Commented on this photo:

    Most people over the age of fetus make the same face as either of them after hearing Katy Perry’s “music”.

  40. Cameron Diaz Teen Choice Awards TCA
    Tanzarian
    Commented on this photo:

    Casting unofficially began today in Universal City, CA for a new live-action Droopy Dog.

  41. Patrick Stewart
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He makes just about any lousy outfit look somehow distinguished.

  42. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
    Maddox
    Commented on this photo:

    ” nothing compares, nothing compares to FOOD!”

  43. Shaun White Teen Choice Awards TCA
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes the ginger Kenny G

  44. Wilson Cruz
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    this happens if you take hormones

  45. Daniel Craig Harrison Ford Olivia Wilde Cowboys & Aliens
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s looking around thinking “I guess that makes me the Cowboy”

  46. Wilson Cruz
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know whether to get a hard on or puke.

  47. Drew Carey Vespa Helmet
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Thought it was Gary Busey for a second.
    Thank god, thank god. Gary Busey is NOT repeat NOT riding a motorbike. That’s someone else; resume your pedestrian activities.

  48. Flavor Flav Crown
    Maddox
    Commented on this photo:

    Mr. Hanky looks dope with gold fronts

  49. Shaun White Teen Choice Awards TCA
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Used to find him strangely cute until he decided to grow those pubes all over his face.

  50. Jaime Pressly
    Tanzarian
    Commented on this photo:

    The new Jaime Pressly blow-up dolls are out early this year.

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