The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.8.11

August 8th, 2011 // 863 Comments

“Babe, could you please stop making eye contact with the perverts staring at Minka Kelly? They can’t ejaculate when you do that.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring adorable, little Suri Cruise pushing her daddy in her stroller, Sinead O’Connor sticking it to the Catholic Church through the power of borderline obesity, My So Called Lactating and Lacey Schwimmer one more time, except in my defense, bikini.

Captain Picard shouldn’t be allowed to wear normal people clothes. It frightens me,

- The Superficial

The Crap We Missed

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Antonio Banderas
    sasha
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    Love him! Gorgeous.

  2. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
    AnnaDraconida
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    What the fuck?! Is that really her? She is unrecognizable!

  3. Lea Michele Glee Premiere
    Pucca
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    I just realize I forgot my purse…and my brain

  4. Cameron Diaz Teen Choice Awards TCA
    AnnaDraconida
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    She needs to stop showing herself in public.

  5. Wilson Cruz
    Pucca
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    Hey Kim, can we work on my but tomorrow ?

  6. Jamie Jungers Tiger Woods Mistress DUI
    your mom
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    Do these herpes make me look fat??

  7. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Katy Perry Concert
    your mom
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    Double fisting dildos, FTW.

  8. Katy Perry
    Pedobait
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    Robo Katie Perry expresses it’s displeasure after allowing Russell to “Just put the tip in your arse, Love”

  9. Linxx

    crap we missed” does indeed suck

  10. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
    Steelerchick
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    Wonder if Peter Gabriel will ever admit dating her?

  11. Cameron Diaz Teen Choice Awards TCA
    Steelerchick
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    ICK!! Greasy fat face!

  12. Dennis Rodman Scarf Millions Of Milkshakes
    Steelerchick
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    How drunk would you have to be to go out in public like that?

  13. Suri Cruise Stroller
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    Has anyone ever seen both Suri and Tom in the same picture? i’m getting a Bates Motel vibe from this pic…

  14. Dennis Rodman Scarf Millions Of Milkshakes
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    Still not as gay as twilight.

  15. Molly Ringwald
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    I’d hit it just so I could say I was pretty in pink in the girl who was in pretty in pink…………pinkception.

  16. Dennis Rodman Scarf Millions Of Milkshakes
    senpai
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    see? dr drew did a good job after all!
    he must certainly be sober. he’s not wearing a babydoll!

  17. Hayley Joel Osment
    senpai
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    i am sorry, i know i am being so very mean but i cannot avoid thinking about the goonies.
    please forgive me, i am sorry

    http://thereviewbin.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/600full-the-goonies-photo.jpg

  18. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Katy Perry Concert
    senpai
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    oh Lord, they are rising!!!!
    i told ya!!! be reday for the zombie apocalypse!!!!
    and you were all laughing at me!!!!!!!

  19. Lea Michele Glee Premiere
    Mandi
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    The people on this site are such HATERS.

  20. Molly Ringwald
    AtomicMug
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    Aunt Buck.

  21. Hayley Joel Osment
    SammyBee
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    The Colin Firth “Face in Hole” frame never looks quite right…

  22. Suri Cruise Stroller
    Debutante
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    Aww…. I think she is just adorable looking !

  23. Tiffani Thiessen
    Big_Mike
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    Who’s a chunky monekey?!?!?

  24. Gordon Ramsay
    Big_Mike
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    “I once shed a single tear, it fell right across here…that was the last time that fucker ever cooked souffle for me again!”

  25. Gordon Ramsay
    Steelerchick
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    Now fuck off you donkey!! Love this guy

  26. Ian Somerhalder Teen Choice Awards TCA
    Steelerchick
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    Definitely the face of a pedo!!

  27. Joe Rogan
    Steelerchick
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    I have nothing bad to say about Joe Rogan. :P

  28. Suri Cruise Stroller
    MG
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    the true blood demon doll finally found its rightful owner!

  29. Hayley Joel Osment
    KillItWithFire
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    Since when does Down Syndrome kick in at age 23?

  30. Lea Michele Glee Premiere
    Becky
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    Why, hello there, Mr Ed!

  31. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
    Zombie Kitty
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    Nothing compares to Cheezeburgers

  32. Patrick Stewart
    Zombie Kitty
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    Ageing to Impulse

  33. Dennis Rodman Scarf Millions Of Milkshakes
    oldfool
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    “I made a mistake, I’m dressed for Orange Julius.”

  34. Molly Ringwald
    Dr Ha-Ha
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    This is what LeAnnn Rimes sees in the mirror.

  35. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
    Dr Ha-Ha
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    She’s Bi-polar, has 4 kids and has been married 3 times. No woman is coming out of that without layers of fat.

  36. Brad Pitt Zahara
    Nik
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    get this white man off of me, he aint my real daddy!

  37. Brad Pitt Zahara
    CandyBum
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    Why is she still begging for less than a dollar a day? Doesn’t she know who she belongs to now?

  38. Lacey Schwimmer Bikini
    Manowl
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    Yet another bastard offspring of Hulk Hogan…

  39. Jamie Jungers Tiger Woods Mistress DUI
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    Did she blow an alien with that acid lip?

  40. Shaun White Teen Choice Awards TCA
    Sara
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    I’d still tap that. Yum.

  41. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    Jaimejd
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    Is he gay?

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