The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.8.11

“Babe, could you please stop making eye contact with the perverts staring at Minka Kelly? They can’t ejaculate when you do that.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring adorable, little Suri Cruise pushing her daddy in her stroller, Sinead O’Connor sticking it to the Catholic Church through the power of borderline obesity, My So Called Lactating and Lacey Schwimmer one more time, except in my defense, bikini.

Captain Picard shouldn’t be allowed to wear normal people clothes. It frightens me,

- The Superficial

The Crap We Missed

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