“Babe, could you please stop making eye contact with the perverts staring at Minka Kelly? They can’t ejaculate when you do that.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring adorable, little Suri Cruise pushing her daddy in her stroller, Sinead O’Connor sticking it to the Catholic Church through the power of borderline obesity, My So Called Lactating and Lacey Schwimmer one more time, except in my defense, bikini.
Captain Picard shouldn’t be allowed to wear normal people clothes. It frightens me,
- The Superficial
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
i swear that is a dude
Yikes.
Hey be nice…hair makes you look 20 pounds heavier.
Holy what the fuck Jesus Christ?!?!?!
Woa! If I had a penis it would be retracting right now!
Got it covered for you…
Looks like Christina Hendricks dropped a few lbs
I thought it was Scarlett Johanson.
“Russ demands knee pads for my health!”
Is that Casey Anthony photobombing her?
I was JUST going to say that!!
Are you sure this isn’t Peter Dinklage?
Or maybe Sting, retaining a whole lotta water weight.
it’s cute that she’s out with her dad, but i get a creepy vibe from him having her push him in the stroller
Win!
Ahah! WIN!
“I love playing with my ‘Hello Thetan!’ dolls!”
Jeter has 3,000 hits on the baseball field and probably another 3,000 here. That’s why they call him the Captain.
I can honestly say, Sinead, NOTHING compares to you . . . except possibly Pope Elton John.
She looks like Pat from SNL…only fatter
I heard that gin is bottled at the source.
What? She was a teen 30 years ago . . .
Yup, this is exactly the blow-up doll model I have
Damn. You. I was going to make a joke about paying $139.95 with free shipping for that look.
fcking hillarious
And, the ben-wa balls just disappeared.
No we just need a live action Ritchie Rich reboot.
*Now
*Richie
every time i watch “it’s always sunny in philadelphia” i can’t get out of my mind that Mac isn’t Haley Joel Osment.
Looks like Ted Kennedy in his younger years.
“I wonder how I could make this gayer… hmmm… Where’s that Robert pattison kid??”
I think it’s nice that Paris still tries, but honestly, how does one more bony blonde differentiate herself in LA?
Bony? Which are you, a fat ass or a pole smoker? Either way, off yourself.
seriously?
“I see chubby people”…
You know this moron’s going to hold the line up for 20 minutes, then order vanilla.
Meh. I remember 16 Candles. I’d do her for old times sake.
Guess those boobs finally came in, huh? And, uh, down.
Guess you missed the rape scene on the sailboat, in 1996′s “Malicious”! The boobs came in a long time ago….
Damn she was hot in this!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhnae1_molly-ringwald-malicious_sexy
Me too. Have to say, I always liked her.
‘Our Father, Who Art in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy…whoa, corndogs. Yeah, I’ll take 19.’
LOL
what is this holodeck shit
Sinead O’Connor at The Bray Seaside Festival in Dublin. (August 7, 2011) Don’t you mean “braying” at the Seaside Festival? She looks like shit! When you talk bad about the Pope, it’s all downhill from there.
Bray has a shut down aquarium, a coin operated laughing policeman and a beach made out of stones. Oh and it’s been raining since June. This is the most exciting thing to happen in Bray all summer so leave them alone. And of course she looks different. She has hair. The poor woman was married for a few months at the start of the year but it didn’t last because the internet said she was fat. Will you ever learn internet, will you ever learn?
“What the hell do you mean I transferred gay genes to our son????”"
Ha! We saw the same thing!
“Nothing compares…Nothing compares 2 French fries.”
Jack Osbourne needs to stop following his sister’s footsteps…and borrowing her clothes.
I’d like to surf in . . . ah, it’s too much trouble. Nice ass.
I think she’s there to feast on them.
Lohan’s in trouble again?
“Look, I told you not to show our son Spiderman 3. Even so, I seriously doubt that musical number would turn him gay.”
I make that same face when I hear Katy Perry too.
Man, between this girl and Sandra Bullock’s kid, they could run most of Africa… I’d give her my money just for looking at me like that…
Sandra Bullocks kid is not from Africa dumb shit.
“Yeah, I’m trying to look like Kiedis. We TALKED about this.” The daughter is rightfully mortified. The son is rightfully cracking up.
You’re doing it wrong – mommy never looked that upbeat pushing a stroller.
dude, your fly’s down
Are we witnessing a carjacking?
+1
“…with a little ::hic:: help from my friendzzzzz”
Definite Joe Cocker vibe going on.
Robin Williams demonstrates his masturbatory technique.
Hoping McFeely comes up with something good here, I’m drawing blanks.
This was taken on Friday? Why do I feel like Fish just handed us a porn mag that he’s “finished” with?
Something tells me there’s not going to be a guy running up to her begging for a date any minute..
Blake Lively. Lookin’ good.
First he copies jokes, now he copies douche tattoos and clothing??? Is there no limit to this guy???
No Limit Jeans.
He looks more like someone serving the milkshakes in LA rather than actually being a patron.
Yyyyeeahhhh, bbbbboooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
And in every picture, there’s always a little black girl, saying it all with her eyes…..
Just when you think that saying is starting to get played out, JPC brings it back like a falcon punch to the funny bone.
hahahaha
Human toilet time