The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.8.11

August 8th, 2011 // 863 Comments

“Babe, could you please stop making eye contact with the perverts staring at Minka Kelly? They can’t ejaculate when you do that.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring adorable, little Suri Cruise pushing her daddy in her stroller, Sinead O’Connor sticking it to the Catholic Church through the power of borderline obesity, My So Called Lactating and Lacey Schwimmer one more time, except in my defense, bikini.

Captain Picard shouldn’t be allowed to wear normal people clothes. It frightens me,

- The Superficial

The Crap We Missed

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lacey Schwimmer Bikini
    Captain Obvious
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    i swear that is a dude

  2. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
    oni
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    Yikes.

  3. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
    JPC
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    Holy what the fuck Jesus Christ?!?!?!

  4. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
    Jentilly
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    Woa! If I had a penis it would be retracting right now!

  5. Molly Ringwald
    irishboyo
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    Looks like Christina Hendricks dropped a few lbs

  6. Katy Perry
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    “Russ demands knee pads for my health!”

  7. Minka Kelly Cleavage
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    Is that Casey Anthony photobombing her?

  8. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    irishboyo
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    Are you sure this isn’t Peter Dinklage?

  9. Suri Cruise Stroller
    Michael
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    it’s cute that she’s out with her dad, but i get a creepy vibe from him having her push him in the stroller

  10. Suri Cruise Stroller
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    “I love playing with my ‘Hello Thetan!’ dolls!”

  11. Minka Kelly Cleavage
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    Jeter has 3,000 hits on the baseball field and probably another 3,000 here. That’s why they call him the Captain.

  12. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
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    I can honestly say, Sinead, NOTHING compares to you . . . except possibly Pope Elton John.

  13. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
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    She looks like Pat from SNL…only fatter

  14. Molly Ringwald
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    I heard that gin is bottled at the source.

  15. Cameron Diaz Teen Choice Awards TCA
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    What? She was a teen 30 years ago . . .

  16. Jaime Pressly
    irishboyo
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    Yup, this is exactly the blow-up doll model I have

  17. Katy Perry
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    And, the ben-wa balls just disappeared.

  18. Hayley Joel Osment
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    No we just need a live action Ritchie Rich reboot.

  19. Dennis Rodman Scarf Millions Of Milkshakes
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    “I wonder how I could make this gayer… hmmm… Where’s that Robert pattison kid??”

  20. Blake Lively Miniskirt
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    I think it’s nice that Paris still tries, but honestly, how does one more bony blonde differentiate herself in LA?

  21. Hayley Joel Osment
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    “I see chubby people”…

  22. Dennis Rodman Scarf Millions Of Milkshakes
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    You know this moron’s going to hold the line up for 20 minutes, then order vanilla.

  23. Molly Ringwald
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    Meh. I remember 16 Candles. I’d do her for old times sake.

  24. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
    Senor Trout
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    ‘Our Father, Who Art in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy…whoa, corndogs. Yeah, I’ll take 19.’

  25. Patrick Stewart
    Michael
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    what is this holodeck shit

  26. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
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    Sinead O’Connor at The Bray Seaside Festival in Dublin. (August 7, 2011) Don’t you mean “braying” at the Seaside Festival? She looks like shit! When you talk bad about the Pope, it’s all downhill from there.

    • BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

      Bray has a shut down aquarium, a coin operated laughing policeman and a beach made out of stones. Oh and it’s been raining since June. This is the most exciting thing to happen in Bray all summer so leave them alone. And of course she looks different. She has hair. The poor woman was married for a few months at the start of the year but it didn’t last because the internet said she was fat. Will you ever learn internet, will you ever learn?

  27. Tobey Maguire
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    “What the hell do you mean I transferred gay genes to our son????”"

  28. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
    TomFrank
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    “Nothing compares…Nothing compares 2 French fries.”

  29. Sinead O'Connor Midriff Belly
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    Jack Osbourne needs to stop following his sister’s footsteps…and borrowing her clothes.

  30. Alessandra Ambrosio Swimsuit Butt
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    I’d like to surf in . . . ah, it’s too much trouble. Nice ass.

  31. Cameron Diaz Teen Choice Awards TCA
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    I think she’s there to feast on them.

  32. Jamie Jungers Tiger Woods Mistress DUI
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    Lohan’s in trouble again?

  33. Tobey Maguire
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    “Look, I told you not to show our son Spiderman 3. Even so, I seriously doubt that musical number would turn him gay.”

  34. Katy Perry
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    I make that same face when I hear Katy Perry too.

  35. Brad Pitt Zahara
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    Man, between this girl and Sandra Bullock’s kid, they could run most of Africa… I’d give her my money just for looking at me like that…

  36. Tobey Maguire
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    “Yeah, I’m trying to look like Kiedis. We TALKED about this.” The daughter is rightfully mortified. The son is rightfully cracking up.

  37. Suri Cruise Stroller
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    You’re doing it wrong – mommy never looked that upbeat pushing a stroller.

  38. Jonah Hill Skinny Jeans
    Michael
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    dude, your fly’s down

  39. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Katy Perry Concert
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    Are we witnessing a carjacking?

  40. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
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    “…with a little ::hic:: help from my friendzzzzz”

  41. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
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    Robin Williams demonstrates his masturbatory technique.

  42. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes Katy Perry Concert
    Senor Trout
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    Hoping McFeely comes up with something good here, I’m drawing blanks.

  43. Blake Lively Miniskirt
    TomFrank
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    This was taken on Friday? Why do I feel like Fish just handed us a porn mag that he’s “finished” with?

  44. Molly Ringwald
    Deacon Jones
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    Something tells me there’s not going to be a guy running up to her begging for a date any minute..

  45. Paris Hilton Michael Champion
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    Blake Lively. Lookin’ good.

  46. Joe Rogan
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    First he copies jokes, now he copies douche tattoos and clothing??? Is there no limit to this guy???

  47. Dennis Rodman Scarf Millions Of Milkshakes
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    He looks more like someone serving the milkshakes in LA rather than actually being a patron.

  48. Flavor Flav Crown
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    Yyyyeeahhhh, bbbbboooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

  49. Brad Pitt Zahara
    JPC
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    And in every picture, there’s always a little black girl, saying it all with her eyes…..

  50. Blake Lively Miniskirt
    Deacon Jones
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    Human toilet time

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