Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bearing its usual seam-bursting girth — Calm down, Joe Jonas — I just meant there’s a ton of pics. Anyway, we’ve got Hailey Duff who I think may have misunderstood the whole Chick-fil-A protest, Wilmer Valderrama in an awkward moment that, to him, was like kissing his grandmother, Vanessa Simmons or as you’ve all so eloquently requested, ‘Enough of this pig, where’s her hot sister,’ and finally, please apologize to your monitor’s horizontal hold for me. It will never be the same.
See if you can pinpoint the creepiest thing about this Banderas Family Portrait. I’ll check back in six months,
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Wow, he does his own stunts.
Her face is “Barkin” WOOF!
Did the situation catch fleas form the mongrels in the house and haev to cut his hair?
incontinence is a bitch
What a class act. Nice shoes asshole. Perfect funeral attire.
The only thing believable in this picture is the Prius’ amazing gas mileage.
I don’t know what’s going on with that hair lately but she’s so hot it doesn’t even matter.
Gopher
One is married to Angelina Jolie and used to be married to Jennifer Aniston. One is a stunt double.
Choose your career wisely.
She’s gone to pay her respects.
He’s there for the free chalupas.
Where’s a rusty nail when you need one?
He’s so nebbish.
Nice outfit, K-Fed.
time has not been kind
Big schnoz? What big schnoz?
Concorde……………..LANDED
If a woman with gams like that, fit like that, dressed like that, comes at you and you can only focus on her nose, I got very sad news for you.
It’s impressive that they’re still together.
Cute daughter…good luck with that.
That’s one way to clean your dentures, I suppose…
Is he two-strappin’?
This isn’t Instagram. This was actually taken in 1982.
This picture is missing Will.i.am dressed as a panda.
Horizontal stripes make her look fat.
That’s hysterical
That’s every shoe salesman I’ve ever seen.
A dog and a pensioner fighting over a slice of salami. You had your chance Obama!
yep, even the bike is made out of hemp
Yup, that’s what middle America wears when they pop down to the ice cream parlor for a cone….stilts and a set of blue satin placemats.
1979 was a good year for Jennifer… and Polaroid.
Filthy fuck.
Poor Daryl Hanna. She’s going full Joecelyn Wildenstein.
Ice cream man: “We got a new flavor in: Pussy”.
Janice: “Ooh! haven’t tasted that in a while… I’ll take one!”
*** later ***
Janice: “This pussy ice cream you sold me tastes like ass!”
Ice cream man: “Try taking shorter licks…”
Dry heaves. It’s not easy keeping his weight at 94 pounds.
which assistant was on tassle detail? needs more tassle.
She cropped off her face. Unfortunately she also seems to have deflated her boobs.
I see he drove his Camry.
Even I love those shoes, and I’m straight.
Whenever she tries to window shop, he has to activate her electric collar.
His plan had seemingly taken a lifetime to unfold, but now, finally, the crossing button had his threesome.
Classy dude
word.
Rich people don’t use Kleenex.
Falling back on the escort business to help out the budget?
This is the best I’ve ever seen her look. The dress is a winner but the real secret is lots of distance between that face and the camera.
She accepts coupons, too.
She’s a mediocre escort, at best.
Looks like all the beauties came out for this roast…
“…when she gets real excited she makes noises like a chipmunk”
Any shots of her falling over later that evening?
she will just bounce back up
“All right! Cheesecake!”
(((((((BOING))))))
Whoever told her that top made her breasts look awesome lied.
If any lying was done, I’m pretty sure it was that the bottom gave her the illusion of hips.
I’d still do her, though.
At least she’s funny
Ass so big it’s staring at itself in the mirror and thinking “Damn I’m fat!”
‘Kiss me, just once…for Lupe.’
even in womens’ wear, he’s still gorgeous!
I’ll bet he bites his toenails…
I bet the blowjobs he gives are to get the taste of that green crap he’s drinking out of his mouth.