The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.6.12

August 6th, 2012 // 737 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bearing its usual seam-bursting girth — Calm down, Joe Jonas — I just meant there’s a ton of pics. Anyway, we’ve got Hailey Duff who I think may have misunderstood the whole Chick-fil-A protest, Wilmer Valderrama in an awkward moment that, to him, was like kissing his grandmother, Vanessa Simmons or as you’ve all so eloquently requested, ‘Enough of this pig, where’s her hot sister,’ and finally, please apologize to your monitor’s horizontal hold for me. It will never be the same.

See if you can pinpoint the creepiest thing about this Banderas Family Portrait. I’ll check back in six months,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Woody Harrelson Riding Bike Wearing Sandals
    Bigalkie
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    Wow, he does his own stunts.

  2. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Roseanne Barr Roast
    Mr Smap Beav Sr
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    Her face is “Barkin” WOOF!

  3. Vin Diesel Skinny Jeans Trucker Hat
    rantatonne
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    Did the situation catch fleas form the mongrels in the house and haev to cut his hair?

  4. Blake Lively Cleavage Gossip Girl Set
    sofa king
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    incontinence is a bitch

  5. Wilmer Valderrama Eva Longoria Lupe Ontiveros at a church in Pico Rivera
    Bigalkie
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    What a class act. Nice shoes asshole. Perfect funeral attire.

  6. James McAvoy Hit By Cab The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby Set
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    The only thing believable in this picture is the Prius’ amazing gas mileage.

  7. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants
    kimmykimkim
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    I don’t know what’s going on with that hair lately but she’s so hot it doesn’t even matter.

  8. Ben Stiller Shirtless Bandana Christine Taylor Bikini
    Bigalkie
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    Gopher

  9. Brad Pitt Stunt Double The Counselor Set
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    One is married to Angelina Jolie and used to be married to Jennifer Aniston. One is a stunt double.

    Choose your career wisely.

  10. Wilmer Valderrama Eva Longoria Lupe Ontiveros at a church in Pico Rivera
    Johnny P!
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    She’s gone to pay her respects.
    He’s there for the free chalupas.

  11. Russell Brand Barefoot Scarves Vest Carrying Drinks
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    Where’s a rusty nail when you need one?

  12. Ben Stiller Shirtless Bandana Christine Taylor Bikini
    Johnny P!
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    He’s so nebbish.

  13. Vin Diesel Skinny Jeans Trucker Hat
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    Nice outfit, K-Fed.

  14. Dave Foley ParaNorman Premiere
    sofa king
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    time has not been kind

  15. Lea Michele Cleavage Legs
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    Big schnoz? What big schnoz?

  16. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Stella Banderas Daryl Hannah Star Lite Gala
    Cock Dr
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    It’s impressive that they’re still together.
    Cute daughter…good luck with that.

  17. Betty White Dog Licking Mouth
    Johnny P!
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    That’s one way to clean your dentures, I suppose…

  18. Ryan Gosling Tight V Neck
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    Is he two-strappin’?

  19. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
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    This isn’t Instagram. This was actually taken in 1982.

  20. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Sunglasses Straw Hat
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    This picture is missing Will.i.am dressed as a panda.

  21. Reese Witherspoon Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    Horizontal stripes make her look fat.

  22. Dave Foley ParaNorman Premiere
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    That’s every shoe salesman I’ve ever seen.

  23. Betty White Dog Licking Mouth
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    A dog and a pensioner fighting over a slice of salami. You had your chance Obama!

  24. Woody Harrelson Riding Bike Wearing Sandals
    sofa king
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    yep, even the bike is made out of hemp

  25. Janice Dickinson Skinny Legs Ice Cream Cone
    Cock Dr
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    Yup, that’s what middle America wears when they pop down to the ice cream parlor for a cone….stilts and a set of blue satin placemats.

  26. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
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    1979 was a good year for Jennifer… and Polaroid.

  27. Russell Brand Barefoot Scarves Vest Carrying Drinks
    kimmykimkim
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    Filthy fuck.

  28. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Stella Banderas Daryl Hannah Star Lite Gala
    Bigalkie
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    Poor Daryl Hanna. She’s going full Joecelyn Wildenstein.

  29. Janice Dickinson Skinny Legs Ice Cream Cone
    Johnny P!
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    Ice cream man: “We got a new flavor in: Pussy”.
    Janice: “Ooh! haven’t tasted that in a while… I’ll take one!”
    *** later ***
    Janice: “This pussy ice cream you sold me tastes like ass!”
    Ice cream man: “Try taking shorter licks…”

  30. Marc Anthony
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    Dry heaves. It’s not easy keeping his weight at 94 pounds.

  31. Russell Brand Barefoot Scarves Vest Carrying Drinks
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    which assistant was on tassle detail? needs more tassle.

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    She cropped off her face. Unfortunately she also seems to have deflated her boobs.

  33. Wilmer Valderrama Eva Longoria Lupe Ontiveros at a church in Pico Rivera
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    I see he drove his Camry.

  34. Kelly Brook Butt Tight Pants
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    Even I love those shoes, and I’m straight.

  35. Pierce Brosnan Wife Keely Shaye Smith
    Johnny P!
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    Whenever she tries to window shop, he has to activate her electric collar.

  36. Haylie Duff Lesbian Friend
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    His plan had seemingly taken a lifetime to unfold, but now, finally, the crossing button had his threesome.

  37. Pierce Brosnan Wife Keely Shaye Smith
    Bigalkie
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    Classy dude

  38. Betty White Dog Licking Mouth
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    Rich people don’t use Kleenex.

  39. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Spandex Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Falling back on the escort business to help out the budget?
    This is the best I’ve ever seen her look. The dress is a winner but the real secret is lots of distance between that face and the camera.

  40. Amy Schumer Cleavage Spandex Dress Roseanne Barr Roast
    Johnny P!
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    Looks like all the beauties came out for this roast…

  41. Amy Schumer Cleavage Spandex Dress Roseanne Barr Roast
    ben dover
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    “…when she gets real excited she makes noises like a chipmunk”

  42. Vanessa Simmons Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Cock Dr
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    Any shots of her falling over later that evening?

  43. Pierce Brosnan Wife Keely Shaye Smith
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    “All right! Cheesecake!”

  44. Marg Helgenberger Cleavage Tight Dress
    Bigalkie
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    (((((((BOING))))))

  45. Elisabetta Gregoraci Six Pack Abs Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Whoever told her that top made her breasts look awesome lied.

  46. Amy Schumer Cleavage Spandex Dress Roseanne Barr Roast
    Bigalkie
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    At least she’s funny

  47. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
    anonymous
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    Ass so big it’s staring at itself in the mirror and thinking “Damn I’m fat!”

  48. Wilmer Valderrama Eva Longoria Lupe Ontiveros at a church in Pico Rivera
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    ‘Kiss me, just once…for Lupe.’

  49. Ryan Gosling Tight V Neck
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    even in womens’ wear, he’s still gorgeous!

  50. Russell Brand Barefoot Scarves Vest Carrying Drinks
    Johnny P!
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    I’ll bet he bites his toenails…

    • anonymous

      I bet the blowjobs he gives are to get the taste of that green crap he’s drinking out of his mouth.

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