Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bearing its usual seam-bursting girth — Calm down, Joe Jonas — I just meant there’s a ton of pics. Anyway, we’ve got Hailey Duff who I think may have misunderstood the whole Chick-fil-A protest, Wilmer Valderrama in an awkward moment that, to him, was like kissing his grandmother, Vanessa Simmons or as you’ve all so eloquently requested, ‘Enough of this pig, where’s her hot sister,’ and finally, please apologize to your monitor’s horizontal hold for me. It will never be the same.
See if you can pinpoint the creepiest thing about this Banderas Family Portrait. I’ll check back in six months,
- Photo Boy