The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.6.12

August 6th, 2012 // 737 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bearing its usual seam-bursting girth — Calm down, Joe Jonas — I just meant there’s a ton of pics. Anyway, we’ve got Hailey Duff who I think may have misunderstood the whole Chick-fil-A protest, Wilmer Valderrama in an awkward moment that, to him, was like kissing his grandmother, Vanessa Simmons or as you’ve all so eloquently requested, ‘Enough of this pig, where’s her hot sister,’ and finally, please apologize to your monitor’s horizontal hold for me. It will never be the same.

See if you can pinpoint the creepiest thing about this Banderas Family Portrait. I’ll check back in six months,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Betty White Dog Licking Mouth
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    She gets a pass, she’s awesome.

  2. Brad Pitt Stunt Double The Counselor Set
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    “OK, she’s about to sign the adoption papers. Just walk up next to her and say ‘Wow, Angi! I love how big our family is getting!’ She’ll be way too distracted to notice any difference. The money hits your account tomorrow, the keys to my cars are in my assistant’s briefcase, and remember, from here on out, you’re me. Got it, BRAD?”

  3. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
    alex
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    That thing is so dense its got its own gravitational pull.

  4. Russell Brand Barefoot Scarves Vest Carrying Drinks
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    People say it was deep green and sludgy. Reports are coming in of a shake measuring 7.0 on the hipster scale.

  5. Wilmer Valderrama Eva Longoria Lupe Ontiveros at a church in Pico Rivera
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    Lupe Ontiveros?

    Was she their housekeeper?

  6. Brad Pitt Stunt Double The Counselor Set
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    Same hair. Same Suit. Same goatee. Same shoes. But look at his face. He is so depressed that all of this doesn’t equal Same as Brad Pitt.

  7. Brad Pitt Stunt Double The Counselor Set
    The Pope
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    “Trust me, between all those kids and the damn ’causes’, she won’t even notice. I’ll be back from Vegas on Friday.”

  8. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
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    It’s like one of those clown house mirrors, only this time, gravity is causing the bending.

  9. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
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    Got damn this is awful.

  10. Rita Rusic Butt Bikini Bottom Beach Cover
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    subtle.

  11. Pierce Brosnan Wife Keely Shaye Smith
    CK
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    007 is gonna have to lay on the ol’ charm with this one.

  12. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Roseanne Barr Roast
    alex
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    thats a shame. She was so hot back in the day.

  13. Vin Diesel Skinny Jeans Trucker Hat
    Bigalkie
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    Fast and the furious five. Vin Deisel backs a car out of a large parking spot in only twenty three tries. Thank you TMZ

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
    tom
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    Sigh, whore needing attention again.

  15. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Sunglasses Straw Hat
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    is she Fergie or Fuglie?

  16. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Spandex Dress
    CK
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    like the dress, hate the bitch.

  17. James McAvoy Hit By Cab The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby Set
    cookie dough
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  18. Janice Dickinson Skinny Legs Ice Cream Cone
    alex
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    still? ugh. please just disappear already. yuck. hate her face. hate her bod. Hate her personality.

  19. James McAvoy Hit By Cab The Disappearance Of Eleanor Rigby Set
    Bigalkie
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    This has Tom Cruises fingerprints all over it.

  20. Elisabetta Gregoraci Six Pack Abs Bikini
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    Can she fly? Juggle?
    Could be any chick on any beach in the world. Meh.

  21. Heidi Klum Nipples No Bra
    Bigalkie
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    Always beautiful

  22. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
    Johnny P!
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    No comment.

  23. Elisabetta Gregoraci Six Pack Abs Bikini
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    OK, I get it. She’s 14 feet tall, right?

  24. Woody Harrelson Riding Bike Wearing Sandals
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    “I can look twice the ass hat that Russell Brand is without even breaking a sweat.”

  25. Ryan Gosling Tight V Neck
    Bigalkie
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    Nice backpack! Does it have a Ninja Turtle shell?

  26. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
    Cock Dr
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    MOO
    MOO

  27. Vin Diesel Skinny Jeans Trucker Hat
    Johnny P!
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    I thought the Special Olympics didn’t start for another 2 weeks…

  28. Blake Lively Cleavage Gossip Girl Set
    hollyhood
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    she has an iphone on silent crammed in her lady-parts and she keeps calling herself. what a class act.

  29. Dave Foley ParaNorman Premiere
    Bigalkie
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    In Canada, he is a leading man.

  30. Vin Diesel Skinny Jeans Trucker Hat
    Leo
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    “If it was possible to contract retardation from a photo…”

  31. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Twitter
    kimmykimkim
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    She’s got some shit on her belly button.

  32. Joe Jonas Capri Pants
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    Woke up quick, at about noon,
    Just thought that I had to get a latte’ soon.
    I gotta get pumped before the day begins,
    By this big ole dude who’s ‘just a friend’…

  33. Angela Simmons Butt Mesh Wrap Skirt
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    It looked better on the dining room table at Grandmom’s house.

  34. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Sunglasses Straw Hat
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    Much to the chagrin of the female meerkat, the male meerkat (see photo), has not been the same since first contact with western anthropologists who came bearing name brand gifts and stories of tucking.

  35. Joe Jonas Capri Pants
    justin
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    That must have Easy E rolling in his grave

  36. Joe Jonas Capri Pants
    Cock Dr
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    I’m thinking the big one is the pitcher.

  37. Fergie Legs Short Shorts Sunglasses Straw Hat
    Bigalkie
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    Fuglie is really a man. Not pictured: George Michaels walking out of the bushes.

  38. Betty White Dog Licking Mouth
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    I never seen someone French kiss a dog before.

  39. Vin Diesel Skinny Jeans Trucker Hat
    DeucePickle
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    Choo-Choo, the herky jerky dancer !

  40. Joe Jonas Capri Pants
    The Pope
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    “They don’t understand. We from the streets!”

    “Word.”

  41. Russell Brand Barefoot Scarves Vest Carrying Drinks
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    I respect anyone willing to rock ‘apocalypse’ as a style.

  42. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas Stella Banderas Daryl Hannah Star Lite Gala
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    Would you buy a car from this family?

  43. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants Mirror Image
    kimmykimkim
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    MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!

  44. Russell Brand Barefoot Scarves Vest Carrying Drinks
    Cock Dr
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    Cry for attention…ok Russ, you got it.
    It is duly noted that once again you look like a total trainwrecked asshole.

  45. Haylie Duff Lesbian Friend
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    “Hey Haylie, seriously come on lets get out of here. There are nothing but dudes here.”

  46. Haylie Duff Lesbian Friend
    Bigalkie
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    Karl Malden’s love child.

  47. Ellen Barkin Cleavage Roseanne Barr Roast
    Crabby Old Guy
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    The only “roast” of Barr should involve an apple and a spit over a hot flame.

  48. Vin Diesel Skinny Jeans Trucker Hat
    justin
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    How Mickey Mouse would look if he radiation therapy for cancer

  49. Janice Dickinson Skinny Legs Ice Cream Cone
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    Someone should call the coroner.

  50. Blake Lively Cleavage Gossip Girl Set
    Cock Dr
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    She just doesn’t understand that Leo won’t be returning those phone calls. He’s been there and he’s done that.

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