Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bearing its usual seam-bursting girth — Calm down, Joe Jonas — I just meant there’s a ton of pics. Anyway, we’ve got Hailey Duff who I think may have misunderstood the whole Chick-fil-A protest, Wilmer Valderrama in an awkward moment that, to him, was like kissing his grandmother, Vanessa Simmons or as you’ve all so eloquently requested, ‘Enough of this pig, where’s her hot sister,’ and finally, please apologize to your monitor’s horizontal hold for me. It will never be the same.
See if you can pinpoint the creepiest thing about this Banderas Family Portrait. I’ll check back in six months,
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She gets a pass, she’s awesome.
“OK, she’s about to sign the adoption papers. Just walk up next to her and say ‘Wow, Angi! I love how big our family is getting!’ She’ll be way too distracted to notice any difference. The money hits your account tomorrow, the keys to my cars are in my assistant’s briefcase, and remember, from here on out, you’re me. Got it, BRAD?”
Thumbs up. Better than what I was coming up with.
That thing is so dense its got its own gravitational pull.
and gravity always wins.
Authority always wins.
People say it was deep green and sludgy. Reports are coming in of a shake measuring 7.0 on the hipster scale.
Lupe Ontiveros?
Was she their housekeeper?
She was the one who killed Jennifer Lopez in Selena. So show some respect.
L O freakin’ L
She also played Eva’s character’s mother-in-law on Desperate housewives, and many other roles
Ah, nooo. Misser Superman a no here.
Same hair. Same Suit. Same goatee. Same shoes. But look at his face. He is so depressed that all of this doesn’t equal Same as Brad Pitt.
“Trust me, between all those kids and the damn ’causes’, she won’t even notice. I’ll be back from Vegas on Friday.”
Thumbs up!
It’s like one of those clown house mirrors, only this time, gravity is causing the bending.
Got damn this is awful.
subtle.
007 is gonna have to lay on the ol’ charm with this one.
thats a shame. She was so hot back in the day.
Fast and the furious five. Vin Deisel backs a car out of a large parking spot in only twenty three tries. Thank you TMZ
Sigh, whore needing attention again.
is she Fergie or Fuglie?
like the dress, hate the bitch.
The original “Octomom”
The style of the dress distracts me from her face.
He’ll never learn…
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still? ugh. please just disappear already. yuck. hate her face. hate her bod. Hate her personality.
This has Tom Cruises fingerprints all over it.
Can she fly? Juggle?
Could be any chick on any beach in the world. Meh.
Always beautiful
No comment.
OK, I get it. She’s 14 feet tall, right?
“I can look twice the ass hat that Russell Brand is without even breaking a sweat.”
Nice backpack! Does it have a Ninja Turtle shell?
MOO
MOO
I thought the Special Olympics didn’t start for another 2 weeks…
she has an iphone on silent crammed in her lady-parts and she keeps calling herself. what a class act.
If I have a girlfriend before the year is out, you’ve just given me an idea what to get her for Xmas.
In Canada, he is a leading man.
No, he’s not.
Nice try, though.
Or its latest Province.
“If it was possible to contract retardation from a photo…”
She’s got some shit on her belly button.
Woke up quick, at about noon,
Just thought that I had to get a latte’ soon.
I gotta get pumped before the day begins,
By this big ole dude who’s ‘just a friend’…
It looked better on the dining room table at Grandmom’s house.
Much to the chagrin of the female meerkat, the male meerkat (see photo), has not been the same since first contact with western anthropologists who came bearing name brand gifts and stories of tucking.
That must have Easy E rolling in his grave
Really? Not one AIDS joke?
Gimme a minute, I just got here.
Actually, I got nothing. The guy just nailed a lot of dirty chicks… not much to make fun of there.
I’m thinking the big one is the pitcher.
Fuglie is really a man. Not pictured: George Michaels walking out of the bushes.
I never seen someone French kiss a dog before.
Fun on the farm
Choo-Choo, the herky jerky dancer !
“They don’t understand. We from the streets!”
“Word.”
I respect anyone willing to rock ‘apocalypse’ as a style.
Would you buy a car from this family?
MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo!
Cry for attention…ok Russ, you got it.
It is duly noted that once again you look like a total trainwrecked asshole.
“Hey Haylie, seriously come on lets get out of here. There are nothing but dudes here.”
Karl Malden’s love child.
The only “roast” of Barr should involve an apple and a spit over a hot flame.
How Mickey Mouse would look if he radiation therapy for cancer
Someone should call the coroner.
Hey Quincy
No! she would just feed on the other corpses and only grow stronger
She just doesn’t understand that Leo won’t be returning those phone calls. He’s been there and he’s done that.