The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.5.13

August 5th, 2013 // 533 Comments

[Ed. Note: Rihanna is currently getting plowed-hammered in this outfit at Kadooment Day in Barbados a.k.a. The Buttsex Festival of Light, so stay tuned for pics of that once they finish buttsexing in. – SW]

Welcome to another huge Monday installment of The Crap We Missed, thanks to a bountiful weekend full of shit like Terrence Howard keeping his pimp game strong. Today’s selection includes, but is not limited to a bunch of awkward makeouts, like these sisters, or this prostitute and john, and even this junkie and his dealer. There’s also Justin Bieber tapping the maple tree right out in the open now, Taylor Lautner taking a quick snapshot to send to his parents because they still don’t believe this, and the John Travolta pic, for which I’m taking the comment, “Oh look, a couple of queens.” off the table.

You guys can do better than that,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
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    You never let your frequent hooker miles expire.

  2. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
    Matt
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    Being raped by Michael Jackson really does have life long consequences.

  3. James Caan Maggie Lawson Disney/ABC Television Group Summer TCA Tour
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    “Is that a turd on top of your head?”

  4. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Daughter Sailor Brinkley-Cook
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    Her daughter disturbingly looks a lot like Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

  5. Ariel Winter Kissing Sister Shanelle Gray On The Mouth
    EricLR
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    Well, we’re dressed like lesbians. May as well act like them too.

  6. Sylvester Stallone Hugging MMA Fighter
    cc
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    It’s nice of Sly to finally propose, but he got the ring thing all fucked up.

  7. James McAvoy Greasy Long Hair Trucker Hat
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    Pssst, the trucker hats have not been in style for about a decade now James.

  8. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
    Cuddles
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    I think it’s safe to assume that the name Corey should be retired. It’s practically inviting creepy celebrity types to rape your child over and over again.

  9. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    Where's Dildo
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    “God this sore itches. But it shines bright because of this diamond…” *inspiration for the song ‘Diamonds’*

  10. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Ashlee Ricci Cleavage Bikini Hot Tub
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    That was a pool filled with holy water.

  11. James McAvoy Greasy Long Hair Trucker Hat
    cc
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    Does he have River Blindness?

  12. Sylvester Stallone Hugging MMA Fighter
    Batu Khan
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    Like being licked by a lovable big dog. You know it means well but still want to kick its ass for ruining your clothes.

  13. Paris Hilton Bikini Making Out With Boyfriend River Viiperi
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    River Viiperi, is that a fucking real name?

  14. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Love More Music Video Set
    joe
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    That sudden realization that you’re a no-talent hack whose fame is built solely on shock and fake tits.

  15. Britney Spears Belly Legs Tight Dress Hooker Boots David Lucado
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    Honey. You are supposed to brush your hair AFTER sex.

  16. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Hugging Queen Latifah 87th Birthday Celebration Of Tony Bennett Fundraiser For Exploring The Arts
    Cock Dr
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    Just come on out already.

  17. Malin Akerman Butt Tight Pants Suit Disney/ABC Television Group Summer TCA Tour
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    Damn, she bounced back well.

  18. Hilaria Baldwin Pregnant Belly Cleavage Yoga Pants Tank Top
    cc
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    Dare I say it…I’d consider doing her in her present condition.

  19. Paris Hilton Bikini Making Out With Boyfriend River Viiperi
    joe
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    It’s like The Green Mile, except she gives the bad energy.

    And the herpes.

  20. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Love More Music Video Set
    Batu Khan
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    Just look at the cleavage and everything will be fine.

  21. Paris Hilton Bikini Making Out With Boyfriend River Viiperi
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    *Paris facehugger attaches to host* 24 hours later, the embryo bursts from Rivers’ chest, a new Xenowhoreph is born.

  22. Paris Hilton Bikini Making Out With Boyfriend River Viiperi
    cc
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    This is the part in the movie where a friend runs toward him screaming ‘Dooooooooooooooon’t!!!’

  23. David Faustino Much Taller Girlfriend
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    He was amazing in Willow.

  24. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
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    I want his hooker hookup. Dude gets great buy one get one deals.

  25. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Ashlee Ricci Cleavage Bikini Hot Tub
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    ???

  26. Price William Prince Harry Gay Poses Audi Charity Polo Challenge
    Matt
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    It’s Prince Sassy on the right.

  27. Richard Greico Dirty Jeans Sharknado Premiere
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    Part of the event crew.

  28. Ciara Butt Tight Dress Ditch Fridays Performance
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    I’d park my car right in that ass.

  29. Boris Johnson Drunk Bicycle Race Ride London
    cc
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    So who looks more incongruous, Boris or the tiny woman?

  30. Anthony Weiner Talking To Child
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    I call shenanigans, isn’t this the same kid that was running in that marathon with the Marine last week?

  31. Malin Akerman Butt Tight Pants Suit Disney/ABC Television Group Summer TCA Tour
    cc
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    Canada needs to steal more of these from Sweden.

  32. Price William Prince Harry Gay Poses Audi Charity Polo Challenge
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    I see Harry got a little captain in him last night.

  33. Malin Akerman Butt Tight Pants Suit Disney/ABC Television Group Summer TCA Tour
    EricLR
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    Never thought I would see someone who could rock a pantsuit.

  34. David Faustino Much Taller Girlfriend
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    She looks like she is taking her 10 year old son out for a walk.

  35. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
    cc
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    Each girl is thinking ‘Eyes on the prize, med school tuition!’

  36. Justin Bieber Shoving Crotch In Young Female Fans Face
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    That stage set looks like a local production of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

  37. Maitland Ward Cleavage Spandex Dress Sharknado Premiere
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    Tall Amanda Bynes?

  38. Richard Greico Dirty Jeans Sharknado Premiere
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    Still not cool, send him back to the homeless shelter now.

  39. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Ashlee Ricci Cleavage Bikini Hot Tub
    cc
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    Vagina soup, best served hot.

  40. Ashley Benson Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    anonymous
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    Why is she pulling her pants up to her belly button? She the complete opposite of Justin.

  41. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos
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    She looks like Selena Gomez

  42. Sharon Stone Wonky Eye Lovelace Screening Vegas
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    So, you know, she’s not 32 anymore. She still looks pretty good for a senior citizen.

  43. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Ashlee Ricci Cleavage Bikini Hot Tub
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    *GLUB GLUB* said Mr Hefner, frantically clawing his way from the bottom of the grotto.

  44. Anthony Weiner Talking To Child
    cc
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    Hmmmm, that lady has TWO cell phones…does that not arouse suspicion?

  45. Jake Gyllenhaal Holding Hands With Alyssa Miller Nipple No Bra
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    Jake, I know you read this site religiously, and in particular you scan for my comments to guide you through this crazy world we call life. Today I am recommending that you stop trying to find new pussy to bang. I’ve never said that to a guy friend before. You are the first.

  46. Britney Spears Belly Legs Tight Dress Hooker Boots David Lucado
    Cock Dr
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    If her clothes and boots were any tighter she’s be at risk for gangrene.

  47. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Daughter Sailor Brinkley-Cook
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    Christie Brinkley is still one hot piece of ass.

  48. Joe Jonas Blowjob Face
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    I keep seeing in the caption that these guys are “performing” places. Who is paying to go see them? Seriously.

  49. James McAvoy Greasy Long Hair Trucker Hat
    Batu Khan
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    Must be for a movie. No one in real life gets so many stereotypical cliches right at once.

  50. Ali Larter Halter Top Holding Ear Of Corn Farmers Market
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    She makes her own butter.

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