The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.5.13

August 5th, 2013 // 533 Comments

[Ed. Note: Rihanna is currently getting plowed-hammered in this outfit at Kadooment Day in Barbados a.k.a. The Buttsex Festival of Light, so stay tuned for pics of that once they finish buttsexing in. - SW]

Welcome to another huge Monday installment of The Crap We Missed, thanks to a bountiful weekend full of shit like Terrence Howard keeping his pimp game strong. Today’s selection includes, but is not limited to a bunch of awkward makeouts, like these sisters, or this prostitute and john, and even this junkie and his dealer. There’s also Justin Bieber tapping the maple tree right out in the open now, Taylor Lautner taking a quick snapshot to send to his parents because they still don’t believe this, and the John Travolta pic, for which I’m taking the comment, “Oh look, a couple of queens.” off the table.

You guys can do better than that,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Anthony Weiner Talking To Child
    EricLR
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    The lady on the left isn’t a fan, she’s a cop.

  2. James McAvoy Greasy Long Hair Trucker Hat
    caley
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    Coming soon, another biopic “kUTCHER: Portrait of a Douche.”

  3. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Hugging Queen Latifah 87th Birthday Celebration Of Tony Bennett Fundraiser For Exploring The Arts
    cc
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    I’ll just call this pic the anti-boner and move on…

  4. Tara Reid Cleavage Busted Face Sharknado Premiere
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    GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  5. Britney Spears Belly Legs Tight Dress Hooker Boots David Lucado
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    How very 90s LA.

  6. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
    caley
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    Coming soon, another biopic: “Miniature Gene Simmons.”

  7. Ariel Winter Kissing Sister Shanelle Gray On The Mouth
    cc
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    Her day job is a conductor on a miniature train.

  8. Ariel Winter Kissing Sister Shanelle Gray On The Mouth
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    “Leez be honest. Does this turn you on?”

  9. Sharon Stone Wonky Eye Lovelace Screening Vegas
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    She might want to look into eating virgin’s hearts, stealing souls or something to get her youth and looks back.

  10. Tara Reid Cleavage Busted Face Sharknado Premiere
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    “Excuse me ma’am but there’s some shit on your teeth.”

  11. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Daughter Sailor Brinkley-Cook
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    I’d hit it.

    Oh, come on now, the *daughter* people!

  12. Joe Jonas Blowjob Face
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    Invisible Usher behind him?

  13. James Caan Maggie Lawson Disney/ABC Television Group Summer TCA Tour
    cc
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    ‘Hey, how about your knob and mine getting together, Maggie?’

  14. Jessie J Butt Tight Pink Jeans
    farrellthib
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    p!nk and scott the engineer

  15. Elizabeth Berkley Husband Greg Lauren
    caley
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    Seconds before Berkley drains the poor baby of its life force.

  16. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Hugging Queen Latifah 87th Birthday Celebration Of Tony Bennett Fundraiser For Exploring The Arts
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    What are a couple of celebs that won’t admit they are gay for $500 Alex?

  17. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos
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    I see two people in that pic with girlfriends on Tracers.

  18. David Faustino Much Taller Girlfriend
    EricLR
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    “Hey David, when are you going to show me your home?”

    “Uh, well…I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that….”

  19. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Daughter Sailor Brinkley-Cook
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    This is the kid Christie had with the guy she married because he told her he was really really rich, but apparently he lied and he was only really rich, and so she divorced him and whined a couple of years because there wasn’t much alimony or child support. I just love Hollywood love stories.

    • EricLR

      Every Hollywood fairy tale begins with:

      Once upon a time, there was a narcissistic princess who wanted everlasting fame, and a rich prince who also produced…

  20. Britney Spears Belly Legs Tight Dress Hooker Boots David Lucado
    Batu Khan
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    Pretty Woman she isn’t but she’s dressed for the part.

  21. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    This pic looks a lot like something from a Bang Bros DVD cover.

  22. Corey Feldman Prostitutes
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    Those are actually some good looking hookers. Vegas level.

    • Pickle Nose

      Agreed. Up until now he was quickly moving towards Divine Brown on the hooker spectrum, but it looks like he got bumped up to Vegas-style. The check for the VH1 special on the two Corey’s must have finally cleared.

      • no. damn it. how many times do I have to clear this up? HE IS an actual pimp. Perhaps a kind, gentle one. He lives OFF of these girls. Maybe a weird pay scale…. tabloid pic = full pay?

  23. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    And here she is trying on her custom-made stripper outfit.

  24. Britney Spears Belly Legs Tight Dress Hooker Boots David Lucado
    cc
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    Pretty sure she left out underwear…

  25. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Ashlee Ricci Cleavage Bikini Hot Tub
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    Left

  26. Tara Reid Cleavage Busted Face Sharknado Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    So Photo Boy does caricatures now?

  27. Ariel Winter Kissing Sister Shanelle Gray On The Mouth
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    Due to the fact that she is not legal even in my state or in other countries I will refrain from commenting on how ridiculous her body looks for being 15 and how it is not possible.

  28. Justin Bieber Shoving Crotch In Young Female Fans Face
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    Will someone PLEASE burn those fucking pants of his that look like “full” diapers. How retarded, Jesus.

  29. Ashley Benson Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Cuddles
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    I don’t know the sound a camel makes but I imagine it’s very wet.

  30. Tara Reid Cleavage Busted Face Sharknado Premiere
    cc
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    So, is this the third pic in a row she hasn’t looked dreadful or do I need new glasses?

  31. Justin Bieber Shoving Crotch In Young Female Fans Face
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    Yeah. There is NO truth to the myth that a man’s feet are equivalent to the size of his johnson. How disappointing.

  32. Jessie J Butt Tight Pink Jeans
    EricLR
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    Screw you Miley, I had this look first!!

  33. Britney Spears Belly Legs Tight Dress Hooker Boots David Lucado
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    Stuffed sausage. What was also omitted was that they just came from church. Yes, she wore this street walker outfit to church.

  34. Richard Greico Dirty Jeans Sharknado Premiere
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    Painter by day, A-list celebrity by night.

  35. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
    EricLR
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    Because being a whore is classy if you call it “burlesque”.

  36. Sharon Stone Wonky Eye Lovelace Screening Vegas
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    When Botox goes wrong.

  37. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Love More Music Video Set
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    “Did I turn off the oven when I left the house?”

  38. Terrence Howard White Suit Scarf Colorful Shirt
    cc
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    A yes, a douche-scarf paired with a Hawaiian shirt.

  39. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Daughter Sailor Brinkley-Cook
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    How old is she, because it looks like she’s already had at least one nosejob. Probably will have two more, too.

  40. Ciara Butt Tight Dress Ditch Fridays Performance
    cc
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    The ‘O’ is in the wrong place. What, it’s not a map?

  41. Joe Jonas Blowjob Face
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    “I want you! To show me the way.”

  42. Terrence Howard White Suit Scarf Colorful Shirt
    Chris
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    Somehow I never pictured him going to Cracker Barrel.

  43. Paris Hilton Bikini Making Out With Boyfriend River Viiperi
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    EEEEWWWWWWwwwww.

  44. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos
    Batu Khan
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    For goodness sake Marie come up with a name we can remember for the google search.

  45. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos
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    How convenient that his “girlfriend” also happens to be in the movie with him. I see someone learned something from Twilight.

  46. Sharon Stone Wonky Eye Lovelace Screening Vegas
    EricLR
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    Yeah, I would head to Mars to get away from that.

  47. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos
    cc
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    What’s the difference between an imbecile and an imbecile with money?

    Marie Avgeropoulos

  48. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Love More Music Video Set
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    Thank God her hair is hiding the “ON” switch.

  49. Ashley Benson Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Some women come with built in shock absorbing padding…..that’s a comfort model mons.

  50. John Travolta Creepy Small Goatee Hugging Queen Latifah 87th Birthday Celebration Of Tony Bennett Fundraiser For Exploring The Arts
    EricLR
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    Two queens

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