The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.4.14

August 4th, 2014 // 468 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the full blossoming of Bruce Jenner‘s beautiful mullet. If that thing had breasts that it was exploiting on social media to squeeze out it’s last few droplets of fame, it surely would have lead today’s gallery. But this Internet empire lives and dies by the pageview (Perverts, right this way.), so hopefully you’ll click all the way through not-at-all-shitfaced-drunk-while-on-probation Chris Brown, as well as Bishop Don “Magic” Juan making sure a bitch isn’t infringing on his territory, and more promotional shots from Nicki Minaj, who apparently made an album dedicated entirely to her ass.

And now back to the loyal perverts who pay for the gym shorts I work in – Remember when Taylor Momsen was a little kid? I’ll see you all in Hell,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
    itz
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    How DARE you be fat and ugly on my internet?!! For shame, woman!

  2. Earvin Johnson III Spiked Heels
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    all worried about the clothes and accessories, but still fat as fuck. are we sure he’s not a Kardashian?

  3. Gerard Butler Pissed Off Look In Surf Shop
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    What do you mean this store doesn’t have an outhouse?

  4. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
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    …….. Here’s Lena. No fucks to give at all. Mock her all you want, but she’s just so damn cool.

  5. Bruce Jenner Flowing Mullett
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    Bruce Jenner as a transgender woman in transition to a 1986 redneck.

  6. Chris Brown Drunk Spraying Champagne Gotha Club VIP Room
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    better enjoy those ‘VIP’ moments while you still can Chrissy.

  7. Alessandra Ambrosio Nipples No Bra Cleavage Tight Dress Eating Ice Cream Cone
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    oof…

  8. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Pregnant Belly
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    Minka and Stacy – two girls who look in the mirror every day for the rest of their life and think: why wasn’t i good enough?

  9. Kelsey Grammer Martin Lawrence Dodgers Game
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    Tommy LaSorda and Gary Coleman in the 80′s comedy there never was.

  10. Salma Hayek Cleavage Jay Z Beyonce Concert
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    “Excuse me, my eyes are up here.”
    “Fuck yo eyes.”

    • Anon

      LOL….if she cared about people looking at her eyes she would never wear…every shirt she owns in her closet.

      She knows her boobs trump other boobs like her man’s bank account trumps others.

  11. Bishop Don Magic Juan Leering At Tara Reid Vivica A Fox 50th Birthday Party
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    taranado!!!

  12. Heidi Klum Topless Dude Covering Tits With Hand Instagram
    The Old Human Bra trick...
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    Once he removes his hand, it drops to her belly button.

  13. Heidi Klum Topless Dude Covering Tits With Hand Instagram
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    At that very moment, Zac was overcome by the realization that none of his boyfriends were ever as crazy as this chick. He wept for joy.

  14. Bishop Don Magic Juan Leering At Tara Reid Vivica A Fox 50th Birthday Party
    Slappy Magoo
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    The look of a woman that knows she’s the punchline to a joke she doesn’t get.

  15. Bruce Jenner Flowing Mullett
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    The answer is Billie Jean King. Although, I’m not sure even Bruce knows what the question is.

  16. Jonah Hill Fat Body
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    There he is! Quick, get the tuba!

  17. Fergie Thin Sickly Looking Legs
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    Is she wearing wax red lips? and a wax face too?

  18. Kelly Osbourne Drunk Facial Plastic Surgery Chateau Marmont
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    Ozzy’s face in make-up, PASS. just like the Kuntdashians, famous for absolutely no reason. GO HOME UGLY! or O.D., whichever comes first. k thanx.

  19. Gerard Butler Pissed Off Look In Surf Shop
    Slappy Magoo
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    The name’s Trade…Rough Trade.

  20. Bruce Jenner Flowing Mullett
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    Billy Ray Gladys

  21. Fergie Thin Sickly Looking Legs
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    Oh hey! Joe Perry is looking for you.

  22. Rod Stewart Awkward Kick
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    “Iiiiif you want my body, aaand you think I’m sexy….”
    *Frrrrrrrrrt*

  23. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Swimsuit Gold Chains Instagram
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    Even with the Photoshop, she’s got Earl Campbell thighs.

  24. Earvin Johnson III Spiked Heels
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    Mr Body Massage machine, GO!!

  25. Bruce Jenner Flowing Mullett
    Marketing Mike
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    Before that first “cheese grater” nose job in the late 80′s
    he was a handsome, good looking guy. How sad…

  26. Warwick Davis Sliding Down Slide In Burlap Sack Camp Bestival Lulworth Castle
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    “Thank you for helping me clean out my gutters, Mr. Davis.”

  27. Lana Del Rey Legs Daisy Dukes
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    The Anti-Swift approaches.

  28. Brittny Gastineau Butt Bikini
    Marketing Mike
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    Quick, somebody tie Don down…

  29. Sean Bean Drunk Terrified Woman JFK Airport
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    A. “Some days, Marjorie, i wish that damn beheading was REAL!!”

    B. “No one simply strolls into JFK!”

    C. “Next time we pay for the goddamn Early Bird Check-In!”

  30. Jonah Hill Fat Body
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    Hmmmmm…this is the first time I’ve ever actually been aroused by a picture of Kim Khardasian.

  31. Bishop Don Magic Juan Leering At Tara Reid Vivica A Fox 50th Birthday Party
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    “Damn, Tara Reid is still ALIVE??”

  32. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Tight Minidress Hooker Heels Rubbing Foot
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    “Jesus, I don’t know how Shauna Sand does it…”

  33. Rod Stewart Awkward Kick
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    when rocknroll is to old to rebel you get what you paid for.

  34. Fergie Thin Sickly Looking Legs
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    Why does her left leg have two knees?

  35. Bishop Don Magic Juan Leering At Tara Reid Vivica A Fox 50th Birthday Party
    Marketing Mike
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    If you can overlook the drool, the glassy eyes,
    and fuck her fully dressed, she has potential.

  36. Jonah Hill Fat Body
    Slappy Magoo
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    Oh, man, I can’t believe he gained all that weight back – No one, ever.

  37. Salma Hayek Cleavage Jay Z Beyonce Concert
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    That’s what a billion dollars will get you.

  38. Salma Hayek Cleavage Jay Z Beyonce Concert
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    I bet that outfit is squeaky.
    [I'll never get over "Kentucky Fried Movie".]

  39. Brandi Glanville Drunk Cleavage Tight Dress Peace Sign Vivica A Fox 50th Birthday Party
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    “We know it’s you, Rivers! You weren’t invited, so beat it!”

  40. Warwick Davis Sliding Down Slide In Burlap Sack Camp Bestival Lulworth Castle
    Turd Ferguson
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    Are we sure that he’s tall enough for that ride?

  41. Peter Dinklage Bandana Erica Schmidt Daughter Zelig
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    “Hey, Davis!!! Keep it down, Ewok! We’re walking her to get her to sleep!”

  42. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Swimsuit Gold Chains Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    I’m just quietly waiting on the sidelines, for Don’s comments….
    Personally I’d take that ride, hell yes…

  43. Jonah Hill Fat Body
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    “Come on you guys, hurry up or we’ll be late for Leo’s squirt gun party!”

  44. Chris Brown Drunk Spraying Champagne Gotha Club VIP Room
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    Looks more like the PRICK room to me.

  45. Salma Hayek Cleavage Jay Z Beyonce Concert
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    Shame on you Salma, you are better than that

  46. Bella Thorne Butt Leather Miniskirt Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles LA Premiere
    Pickle Nose
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    16!

  47. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
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    Gozer: The choice is made.

  48. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Butt Yoga Pants
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    …no, I thought you had the baby.

  49. Barefoot Bearded Guy Ritchie Checking Out Model
    cricket
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    Look, I will always love this dude for saying that life with Madonna was like cuddling up to a piece of jerky. The man has truth on his side.

  50. Warwick Davis Sliding Down Slide In Burlap Sack Camp Bestival Lulworth Castle
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    “Well, we can’t put peanut butter in any of those celery sticks now, can we?!?”

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