The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.4.14

August 4th, 2014 // 468 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the full blossoming of Bruce Jenner‘s beautiful mullet. If that thing had breasts that it was exploiting on social media to squeeze out it’s last few droplets of fame, it surely would have lead today’s gallery. But this Internet empire lives and dies by the pageview (Perverts, right this way.), so hopefully you’ll click all the way through not-at-all-shitfaced-drunk-while-on-probation Chris Brown, as well as Bishop Don “Magic” Juan making sure a bitch isn’t infringing on his territory, and more promotional shots from Nicki Minaj, who apparently made an album dedicated entirely to her ass.

And now back to the loyal perverts who pay for the gym shorts I work in – Remember when Taylor Momsen was a little kid? I’ll see you all in Hell,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Bruce Jenner Flowing Mullett
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    I’d love to get a gander at that freak’s browser history.

  2. Bishop Don Magic Juan Leering At Tara Reid Vivica A Fox 50th Birthday Party
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    Give Tara Reid a mothafuckin comeback award. Her age caught up with her bad surgery, and now she’s just looking decent and tons of people are watching the horrible shit she is in. She is a winner.

  3. Bishop Don Magic Juan Leering At Tara Reid Vivica A Fox 50th Birthday Party
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    “Show him your teeth, lot 432. Good girl.”

  4. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Leopard Minidress
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    Somebody call an airstrike!

  5. Kelsey Grammer Martin Lawrence Dodgers Game
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    You know, that’s a buddy cop movie I’d watch.

  6. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
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    The A-10′s! The F-16′s! Bring them all in!

  7. Heidi Klum Topless Dude Covering Tits With Hand Instagram
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    Oh my…it seems so soft! I never knew.

  8. Nicki Minaj Huge Ass Swimsuit Gold Chains Instagram
    Michael
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    Unfortunately, I’d fuck her. She’s not as disgusting looking as Kim Kardashian.

  9. Peter Dinklage Bandana Erica Schmidt Daughter Zelig
    Art Crow
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    Yeah, it sucks when you can’t just fold it up and carry it cause it’s bigger than you.

  10. Barefoot Bearded Guy Ritchie Checking Out Model
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    Zero Fuckland has a new king.

  11. Salma Hayek Cleavage Jay Z Beyonce Concert
    Michael
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    She’s doing something right. Mid-40′s, and not a speckle of wear and tear. Definitely worth more than a fuck!

    • She had plastic surgery ages ago (nose at the very least), so she’s likely still getting nips and tucks and tweaks.

      I’m sure not lying on beaches burning to a crisp also helps.

  12. Warwick Davis Sliding Down Slide In Burlap Sack Camp Bestival Lulworth Castle
    Art Crow
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    He still fits on all the slides.

  13. Taylor Momsen Naket Tits T Shirt Pool Party Harrahs Casino Atlantic City
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    She’s looking a lot less pretty and a lot more reckless.

  14. Taylor Momsen Naket Tits T Shirt Pool Party Harrahs Casino Atlantic City
    Michael
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    Yikes, when did the cute blonde from “Pretty Little Liars” get a hungover Ke$ha look?

  15. Rachel Bilson Nipples No Bra Pregnant Belly
    Michael
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    She’s a way hotter mom-to-be than Mila Kunis.

  16. Bruce Jenner Flowing Mullett
    fred
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    The Brullet.

    Balding, budding octogenarian in the front; pre-op transsexual in the back.

  17. Warwick Davis Sliding Down Slide In Burlap Sack Camp Bestival Lulworth Castle
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    Why do I feel like it’s wrong to write funny captions on Dinklage photos, but I have no problem commenting on this guy on the 1920′s carnival slide?

  18. Jessica Lowndes Bikini Instagram
    Michael
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    Adrianna’s lookin’ mighty fine these days!

  19. Brandi Glanville Drunk Cleavage Tight Dress Peace Sign Vivica A Fox 50th Birthday Party
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    How many drinks too many did you have?

  20. Jonah Hill Fat Body
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    Did he just go ahead and EAT Leo?

  21. Bella Thorne Butt Leather Miniskirt Teenage Mutant Ninja Turles LA Premiere
    buzz
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    She knows Disney don’t last forever. She’ll be washing Michael Bay’s car for a movie role soon.

  22. Chris Brown Drunk Spraying Champagne Gotha Club VIP Room
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    Thinking of you, Biebs….

  23. Bishop Don Magic Juan Leering At Tara Reid Vivica A Fox 50th Birthday Party
    fred
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    Looks like the good bishop just found his new bottom bitch.

  24. Brittny Gastineau Butt Bikini
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    She’s horfomatic.

  25. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Leopard Minidress
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    She’s still sticking with this schtick?

  26. Earvin Johnson III Spiked Heels
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    LEAVE EJ ALONE!!!!!

  27. Earvin Johnson III Spiked Heels
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    Why did somebody photoshop Earvin’s head onto Khloe’s body?

  28. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
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    the front of the thigh cellulite is pretty spectacular.

  29. Fergie Thin Sickly Looking Legs
    fred
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    Shit. Carrot Top has really fallen on hard times.

  30. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Pregnant Belly
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    Someone keeps forgetting to tell Kiebler that the expiration date on that hat has long since passed.

  31. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Leopard Minidress
    fred
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    Here’s the real test: Would Zaloog?

  32. Earvin Johnson III Spiked Heels
    GLAAD
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    really ? we really gotta humor this shit ?

  33. Earvin Johnson III Spiked Heels
    fred
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    Here’s the real test: Would Zaloog?

  34. Brandi Glanville Drunk Cleavage Tight Dress Peace Sign Vivica A Fox 50th Birthday Party
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    Big-time freshly botoxed or what. Why do broads always do this hand gesture. It means oral sex. How many of them know that?

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Tight Minidress Hooker Heels Rubbing Foot
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    Since there is absolutely nothing of interest in this pic, I suppose I’ll just comment on the sweet pops that chrome is giving me saying that there is a suspected phishing website somehow connected to thesuperficial. Awesome work.

  36. Jonah Hill Fat Body
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    Aaaaand….. he’s funny again!!!

  37. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
    fred
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    I love you; You love me
    We’re a happy family.
    With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you.
    Won’t you say you love me too.

  38. Taylor Momsen Naket Tits T Shirt Pool Party Harrahs Casino Atlantic City
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    Looks like her heroin chic has become actual heroin tweak

  39. Barefoot Bearded Guy Ritchie Checking Out Model
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    I really hope he’s heckling her

  40. Rod Stewart Awkward Kick
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    Heavens to murgatroyd! Exit, stage right, to the water closet!

  41. Jonah Hill Fat Body
    icu
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    Well that worked out well for you. Good job!

  42. Bruce Jenner Flowing Mullett
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    Wheaties! Wheaties and estrogen!

  43. Lana Del Rey Legs Daisy Dukes
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    And her ‘real’ lips? lol

  44. Lily Allen Panty Flash Upskirt
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    Bedazzled labia? Sure, that’s about right.

  45. Chris Brown Drunk Spraying Champagne Gotha Club VIP Room
    icu
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    He looks like a border jumper!

  46. Fergie Thin Sickly Looking Legs
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    that dude’s face looks jacked up.

  47. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
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    No.

  48. Angelyne Cleavage Legs Leopard Minidress
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    Courtney Stodden in 6 months.

  49. Anne Hathaway Butt Spandex Pants Hoodie Sunglasses
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    Okay, let’s do these like flash cards. Here, we see A-list superstar covered beyond reason. “Don’t look at me. Don’t talk to me.”

    Now, next =========>

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