The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.27.12

August 27th, 2012 // 667 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which has turned out to be a most comprehensive collection of all things TCWM. Just to be sure, I’m going to dust off the checklist I tore out of Fish’s instruction manual — which was passed down to me on day one of this job — Unlocking The Internet Code: Turning Candid Breasts Photos & Penis Jokes Into A Real Career! and give it a once over.

TCWM Rundown Sheet – Include all photos that could be described as follows:
1. Breasts, whenever possible, lead with.
2. Vague Star Wars references.
3. Hey, look how fat she looks!
4. Her too.
5. Completely unfair comparison of gorgeous mother to hideous daughter.
6. Completely fair comparison of Kim Kardashian‘s disgusting ass to Alessandra Ambrosio‘s amazing one.
7. More butts.
8. Hipsters and Douchebags.
9. Hey, look a drug addict!
10. Awkward Family Photos.
11. Politics.
12. People’s faces next to butts.
13. Mind control.
14. David Beckham‘s dong touching anything.
15. Dirty women.
And finally. Always, if possible, Billy Connolly wearing a fox pelt over his cock.

I can’t help feeling something else is missing fro– Prince Charles! Damnit, I was so close,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. January Jones Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
    JC
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    Didn’t Siouxsie and the Banshees have a song called “Peek-a-Boob”?

  2. January Jones Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
    cc
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    I have a sudden urge to test the tensile strength of the thread holding those buttons on.

  3. Edward Furlong Strung Out Greasy Hair
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    We can come back next week, maybe they’ll get more torn up jeans in your size then.

  4. Jonah Hill
    userofalltrades
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m a Dodger too! A salad dodger.

  5. Billy Connolly Fox Pelt Kilt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Fierce!
    Some of his accessories might have mange but you can’t let a little thing like that stand in the way of a Grande Fashion Statement.

  6. Bill Clinton
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Still workin’ that charm after all these years.

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
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    “Check it out, Chewbaca…you can just make out the rebel encampment in the northeast corner of the western hemisphere…”

  8. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel pretty certain Brian Griffin would refer to her as “Bonerific”.

  9. January Jones Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the first picture I’ve seen where she seems likable.

  10. Naomi Watts Princess Di Jedi Robe
    userofalltrades
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    Is this the scene in the Diana story where she gets high and masturbates while thinking about another female and monsters?

  11. Edward Furlong Strung Out Greasy Hair
    JC
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    Clearly this was taken after the T-1000 worked him over.

  12. Adrian Grenier
    userofalltrades
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    Interesting, that closet takes credit cards.

  13. Suri Cruise
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Suri is not impressed.

  14. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This is her one facial expression but she does it so well.

  15. Alexa Ray Joel Shiny Head
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Your move, Willis daughters.

  16. Billy Connolly Fox Pelt Kilt
    userofalltrades
    Commented on this photo:

    There can be only one… black man.

  17. Alexa Ray Joel Shiny Head
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Powder emergency!

  18. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Dress Ben Franklin Statue
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s right, baby! The camera loves awkward! Bend, sort of, but in the middle of your torso, not your waist! Sort of stick your butt out! Twist strangely! Poke your boob with your phone! Yeah, that’s the shot!”

  19. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    Prof.Widow
    Commented on this photo:

    Best he’s ever looked.

  20. Bai Ling Butt Bikini
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d smack that tiny butt.

  21. Kelly Clarkson Belly Tight Clothes
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Most embarrassing moment for Ozzy ever.

  22. Jonah Hill
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    How is it that Jon Hamm can pull these clothes off, but Jonah Hill just looks like a slob in them?

  23. Suri Cruise
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    “My daddy is a short weirdo.”

  24. Bill Clinton
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey Ms. Capriati, I always wanted to meet your bre…you.

  25. Dania Ramirez Cleavage
    Tata
    Commented on this photo:

    And she is..?

  26. Naomi Watts Princess Di Jedi Robe
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Best thing about this movie is that it has a happy ending.

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This photo could make a woman give serious consideration to lesbianism.

  28. Christina Milian Bikini
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe the African American community would refer to this picture as, “full of cakes”.

  29. Bill Clinton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ma’am, didn’t we previously meet in Tittsburgh…er, I mean PITTSBURGH a few years back?”

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    cuddles
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    It’s WAY to early to be working on her float for the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    Prof.Widow
    Commented on this photo:

    Giving us the name was not necessary.

  32. Billy Connolly Fox Pelt Kilt
    Codot
    Commented on this photo:

    Cannot wait to see him as Dain in the Hobbit movie. No joke today, there’s nothing I could say that Connolly wouldn’t be able to say better.

  33. Kelly Clarkson Belly Tight Clothes
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The Kirstie Alley clock is now ticking…

  34. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    lol–i just assumed it was pippa.

  35. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    Jack Ketch
    Commented on this photo:

    mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO … the brain cells involved here, my God … posting a pic of your plastic ass ?? as Cock Doc says, “for the masses” ??? Total technicolour yawn (barf). BARF. Enough of this kunt already.

  36. Billy Connolly Fox Pelt Kilt
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, we know you’ve been gone to America for a long time. But don’t you think you’re overdoing the whole “See, I’m still Scottish!” thing?

  37. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
    Jack Ketch
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    She just had a baby recently, non ? Nice !

  38. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    PCRM is a good organization but you’d never know it from this goofy shot.

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are some big ass old dudes.

  40. Edward Furlong Strung Out Greasy Hair
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    And to think, that dumb Terminator spent all that time trying to shoot him when all he had to do was give him some heroin.

  41. Khloe Kardashian Belly Tight Clothes
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Eau de Sasquatch.

  42. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank you. I skipped the monstrosity of the previous pic, but I still appreciate this.

  43. Adrian Grenier
    Schmidtler
    Commented on this photo:

    nope, his career wasn’t in there. he’ll just have to keep looking.

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he still keep his collection of body doubles from all his old movies?

  45. Suri Cruise
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet her babysitter just hung herself.

  46. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Pants
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The shoes are intriguing.

  47. Jonah Hill
    Commented on this photo:

    “God, I just love L.A. They actually have restaurants that serve only ice cream.”

  48. Edward Furlong Strung Out Greasy Hair
    Commented on this photo:

    His career won’t be back

  49. January Jones Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
    Commented on this photo:

    So…I See That John Mayer Finally Got A Haircut, a Dye Job, and Boobs!

  50. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Schmidtler
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks great – much better than all the other 60 year old whores.

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