Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which has turned out to be a most comprehensive collection of all things TCWM. Just to be sure, I’m going to dust off the checklist I tore out of Fish’s instruction manual — which was passed down to me on day one of this job — Unlocking The Internet Code: Turning Candid Breasts Photos & Penis Jokes Into A Real Career! and give it a once over.
TCWM Rundown Sheet – Include all photos that could be described as follows:
1. Breasts, whenever possible, lead with.
2. Vague Star Wars references.
3. Hey, look how fat she looks!
4. Her too.
5. Completely unfair comparison of gorgeous mother to hideous daughter.
6. Completely fair comparison of Kim Kardashian‘s disgusting ass to Alessandra Ambrosio‘s amazing one.
7. More butts.
8. Hipsters and Douchebags.
9. Hey, look a drug addict!
10. Awkward Family Photos.
11. Politics.
12. People’s faces next to butts.
13. Mind control.
14. David Beckham‘s dong touching anything.
15. Dirty women.
And finally. Always, if possible, Billy Connolly wearing a fox pelt over his cock.
I can’t help feeling something else is missing fro– Prince Charles! Damnit, I was so close,
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Didn’t Siouxsie and the Banshees have a song called “Peek-a-Boob”?
Actually, I think that was Devo.
I have a sudden urge to test the tensile strength of the thread holding those buttons on.
We can come back next week, maybe they’ll get more torn up jeans in your size then.
Spilled my coffee! thanks! lmao!
I’m a Dodger too! A salad dodger.
Fierce!
Some of his accessories might have mange but you can’t let a little thing like that stand in the way of a Grande Fashion Statement.
Still workin’ that charm after all these years.
“Check it out, Chewbaca…you can just make out the rebel encampment in the northeast corner of the western hemisphere…”
I feel pretty certain Brian Griffin would refer to her as “Bonerific”.
This is the first picture I’ve seen where she seems likable.
Is this the scene in the Diana story where she gets high and masturbates while thinking about another female and monsters?
^No, it’s just one monster with a lot of tentacles. Easy mistake to make.
Clearly this was taken after the T-1000 worked him over.
Interesting, that closet takes credit cards.
Suri is not impressed.
This is her one facial expression but she does it so well.
I don’t think she has a choice anymore.
Your move, Willis daughters.
There can be only one… black man.
Powder emergency!
Just remembered I have to clean my cooker
“That’s right, baby! The camera loves awkward! Bend, sort of, but in the middle of your torso, not your waist! Sort of stick your butt out! Twist strangely! Poke your boob with your phone! Yeah, that’s the shot!”
Best he’s ever looked.
I’d smack that tiny butt.
Mentally Ill and FIT.. She’s got my attention
yep, pretty much a cream dream
Most embarrassing moment for Ozzy ever.
How is it that Jon Hamm can pull these clothes off, but Jonah Hill just looks like a slob in them?
“My daddy is a short weirdo.”
Hey Ms. Capriati, I always wanted to meet your bre…you.
And she is..?
Mrs. shitbrick
She played Callisto in “X-Men: The Last Stand”
Best thing about this movie is that it has a happy ending.
hahaha , excellent!
This photo could make a woman give serious consideration to lesbianism.
I can smell the “old man” smell from here. Imagine what their crotches look like.
I believe the African American community would refer to this picture as, “full of cakes”.
We still call them asses, but they have to earn the name.
DP, did you just reduce the entire African-American community to Bossip?
Maybe….I don’t know what that is.
“Ma’am, didn’t we previously meet in Tittsburgh…er, I mean PITTSBURGH a few years back?”
It’s WAY to early to be working on her float for the Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Giving us the name was not necessary.
Cannot wait to see him as Dain in the Hobbit movie. No joke today, there’s nothing I could say that Connolly wouldn’t be able to say better.
The Kirstie Alley clock is now ticking…
lol–i just assumed it was pippa.
mmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO … the brain cells involved here, my God … posting a pic of your plastic ass ?? as Cock Doc says, “for the masses” ??? Total technicolour yawn (barf). BARF. Enough of this kunt already.
Yeah, we know you’ve been gone to America for a long time. But don’t you think you’re overdoing the whole “See, I’m still Scottish!” thing?
She just had a baby recently, non ? Nice !
PCRM is a good organization but you’d never know it from this goofy shot.
Those are some big ass old dudes.
And to think, that dumb Terminator spent all that time trying to shoot him when all he had to do was give him some heroin.
does he inject his herion laced in donuts?
Eau de Sasquatch.
made me laugh
Thank you. I skipped the monstrosity of the previous pic, but I still appreciate this.
nope, his career wasn’t in there. he’ll just have to keep looking.
Does he still keep his collection of body doubles from all his old movies?
I bet her babysitter just hung herself.
good one!
The shoes are intriguing.
Indeed
“God, I just love L.A. They actually have restaurants that serve only ice cream.”
His career won’t be back
So…I See That John Mayer Finally Got A Haircut, a Dye Job, and Boobs!
she looks great – much better than all the other 60 year old whores.