The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.27.12

August 27th, 2012 // 667 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which has turned out to be a most comprehensive collection of all things TCWM. Just to be sure, I’m going to dust off the checklist I tore out of Fish’s instruction manual — which was passed down to me on day one of this job — Unlocking The Internet Code: Turning Candid Breasts Photos & Penis Jokes Into A Real Career! and give it a once over.

TCWM Rundown Sheet – Include all photos that could be described as follows:
1. Breasts, whenever possible, lead with.
2. Vague Star Wars references.
3. Hey, look how fat she looks!
4. Her too.
5. Completely unfair comparison of gorgeous mother to hideous daughter.
6. Completely fair comparison of Kim Kardashian‘s disgusting ass to Alessandra Ambrosio‘s amazing one.
7. More butts.
8. Hipsters and Douchebags.
9. Hey, look a drug addict!
10. Awkward Family Photos.
11. Politics.
12. People’s faces next to butts.
13. Mind control.
14. David Beckham‘s dong touching anything.
15. Dirty women.
And finally. Always, if possible, Billy Connolly wearing a fox pelt over his cock.

I can’t help feeling something else is missing fro– Prince Charles! Damnit, I was so close,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    58 years old, still smoking hot !!!

  2. Jon Hamm No Socks Loafers Hat Sunglasses
    K-Tron
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    Causes critches to explode everywhere; yet his somehow seems to be imploding.

  3. January Jones Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    So did we ever find out what Anonymous were protesting?

  4. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
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    That’s the weirdest lighting or photoshopping or something.

  5. Jon Hamm No Socks Loafers Hat Sunglasses
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Another man who gets dressed in the dark.

  6. January Jones Cleavage Sunglasses Hat
    slinger
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fucking hot

  7. Suri Cruise
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Nope. Nothing spoiled about that child.

    • Enidaj

      Yep, agreed. Something about that smug little face makes me want to smack her. And I’m not generally inclined to hit children.

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Settle down folks, it’s pretty obvious this is just a clay pot or perhaps some sort of huge iron cauldron.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The last time I saw a puddle of fat like that the stoner who was staring at it had forgotten to plug it in

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    mrsmass
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    she’s really grasping for attention now. kind of sad.

  11. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Dress Ben Franklin Statue
    tlmck
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    Nope. Old Ben’s not interested either.

  12. Bill Clinton
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Aww thanks, it was boob to meet you too.

  13. Khloe Kardashian Belly Tight Clothes
    Lala
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, for a minute there, I thought she had prosthetic legs! Those pants are hideous!

  14. Billy Connolly Fox Pelt Kilt
    K-Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    How might one go about adopting someone to be their father?

  15. Kelly Clarkson Belly Tight Clothes
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    So that is how Ozzy looks in a Fun House mirror, cool.

  16. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    The name is Bond. Skeezy Bond.

  17. Jonah Hill
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Noo! Why would I want proof the jews are running IN Hollywood?

  18. Edward Furlong Strung Out Greasy Hair
    mrsmass
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    i thought this kid died a few years ago.

  19. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Pants
    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    THIS!

  20. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Dress Ben Franklin Statue
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet for like $200 or less, I could throw an “event”. Let’s call it the “Sparky McGee Presents: A Night of Celebration about Sparky McGee with 5 Cats” and I would have all these D list celebrities show up and pose in front of a giant poster of my dick. And they would come and do it because…what else they got going on?

  21. Suri Cruise
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    She has Xenu’s eyes and daddy’s bat-shit crazy.

  22. Jon Hamm No Socks Loafers Hat Sunglasses
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently no woman makes it past his super handsome face anyway, so why bother dressing awesome

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Why would she post a photo of a cow in leather pants? That’s disgusting.

  24. Jon Hamm No Socks Loafers Hat Sunglasses
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    You notice you never see him and Mike Rowe at the same time?

  25. Anna Faris Nipples Tight Shirt
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks fun

  26. Bill Clinton
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    maybe the only politician you can definitely count on.

  27. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Dress Ben Franklin Statue
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Get off our founding father, you Portguese slunt.

  28. Edward Furlong Strung Out Greasy Hair
    Lala
    Commented on this photo:

    Every time I see this guy I say, “oh there’s Edward Forlorn” ..he always looks so unhappy or miserable

  29. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    Sailor Moon sure got slutty in her later years.

  30. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Legs Miniskirt
    Neo
    Commented on this photo:

    How does she manage to look like a wax figure, everytime she’s photographed? New X-men?

  31. Adrian Grenier
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is Suri Cruise still out there?”

  32. Kelly Clarkson Belly Tight Clothes
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    All right…I’m just going to say this. No one ever said Kelly Clarkson was a hot, attractive, sexy pop star. She’s just a good musician. Now let’s get back to making fun of Kardashians.

  33. Suri Cruise
    K-Tron
    Commented on this photo:

    “Will you give me that puppy, or should I wish you into the corn field?”

    • Pierce Bronzetan

      Best Twilight Zone ever. Amazed that so many people liked this comment. Not that it’s not funny, that others actually remember/get it ;-)

  34. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Dress Ben Franklin Statue
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    wtf

  35. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    Neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Aint nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.

  36. Jon Hamm No Socks Loafers Hat Sunglasses
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Does he have a deal with American Eagle now?

  37. Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage
    Neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Must not have dirty thoughts….must not have dirty thoughts. 12 more days until my baseball glove can come off.

  38. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
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    I bet the ground manages to move more than his wife.

  39. Khloe Kardashian Belly Tight Clothes
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    She would have to be promoting perfume. It’s certainly not clothing or weight loss companies or anything relating to LOOKING good.

  40. Edward Furlong Strung Out Greasy Hair
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    A furlong by a pole is a rood. Not a lot of people know that.

  41. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    userofalltrades
    Commented on this photo:

    Posh Spice had lost so much weight that David didn’t even know she wasn’t there any more.

  42. Naomi Watts Princess Di Jedi Robe
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “I need your help, Luke. The script needs your help. I’m getting too old for this sort of thing.”

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    Stoner
    Commented on this photo:

    Accept no substitutes.

  44. Adrian Grenier
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    He reminds me of my first boyfriend, which means that I hate the sight of him with the intensity of a thousand suns.

  45. Edward Furlong Strung Out Greasy Hair
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Where is Macauley Culkin when you need him?

  46. Suri Cruise
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    When are Google going to stop pretending the cars are theirs?

  47. Khloe Kardashian Belly Tight Clothes
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    If her intention was to wear an outfit that draws the eye to her bulging thigh tops and straining crotch seams…congratulations! Mission accomplished!

  48. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmmm…must be a really small gopher that made that hole…

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    userofalltrades
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does my ass look big in these pants?”
    Errr, it looks like the sides of a volcano, 100 years post eruption, covered in cottage cheese. Then it looks like you put your pants on and detonated dynamite to break it all up inside your pants. So to answer your question… Yes, you attention seeking whore. If Kanye was fucking you in the ass instead of the throat perhaps it would downsize by itself.

  50. Edward Furlong Strung Out Greasy Hair
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Furlong is his title movie role “The Kevin Federline Story”.

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