The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.27.12

August 27th, 2012 // 667 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which has turned out to be a most comprehensive collection of all things TCWM. Just to be sure, I’m going to dust off the checklist I tore out of Fish’s instruction manual — which was passed down to me on day one of this job — Unlocking The Internet Code: Turning Candid Breasts Photos & Penis Jokes Into A Real Career! and give it a once over.

TCWM Rundown Sheet – Include all photos that could be described as follows:
1. Breasts, whenever possible, lead with.
2. Vague Star Wars references.
3. Hey, look how fat she looks!
4. Her too.
5. Completely unfair comparison of gorgeous mother to hideous daughter.
6. Completely fair comparison of Kim Kardashian‘s disgusting ass to Alessandra Ambrosio‘s amazing one.
7. More butts.
8. Hipsters and Douchebags.
9. Hey, look a drug addict!
10. Awkward Family Photos.
11. Politics.
12. People’s faces next to butts.
13. Mind control.
14. David Beckham‘s dong touching anything.
15. Dirty women.
And finally. Always, if possible, Billy Connolly wearing a fox pelt over his cock.

I can’t help feeling something else is missing fro– Prince Charles! Damnit, I was so close,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    Continu
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    If Demi had sex with any other guy but Bruce, this is probably what one of the daughters would look like

  2. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
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    The Pitch actually sold this photo to the tabloids.

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
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    NASA wanted to honor Neil Armstrong’s final wish, but the there just wasn’t enough money in the budget. But I think the Commander would be happy with our back-up plan for his ashes.

  4. Bill Clinton
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    Hail to the Chief, darlin’.

  5. Naomi Watts Princess Di Jedi Robe
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    God damn it, Lucas! Enough with the Special Editions!!

  6. Suri Cruise
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    Xenu commands you to bring me another juice box.

  7. Maria Fowler Cleavage
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    Tinkerbell did pretty well for herself, once she met The Donald.

  8. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Dress Ben Franklin Statue
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    “Well, it’s not electricity, but you’ve certainly discovered something, young lady.”

  9. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    mr_obvious
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    she seems to be accepting cum…

  10. Dania Ramirez Cleavage
    maeby
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    MMIIIIIIIIJJAAAAHHH!! -Heroes

  11. Alexa Ray Joel Shiny Head
    George Michael
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    Yikes

  12. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    ah no she deedn't
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    I have to say the new marriage looks good on him :)

  13. Jonah Hill
    FattyMcGee
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    So it’s safe to awesome that the rumours are true? Jonah Hill is indeed preggers?

  14. Khloe Kardashian Belly Tight Clothes
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    The pants give her muffin thigh.

  15. Billy Connolly Fox Pelt Kilt
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    Nice beaver….shit……its a fox.

  16. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    That’s enough stretched skin for a drum set.

  17. Maria Fowler Cleavage
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    Tits should look fun, not painful. When I see them, I prefer a pleasant wiener tingle over creeping sadness.

  18. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Dress Ben Franklin Statue
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    Ben is bored stiff by French whores.

  19. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    Mama Pinkus
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    I do not understand the appeal of this man – he is UGLY

  20. Kelly Clarkson Belly Tight Clothes
    King Diamond
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    I would bet anything that she doesn’t know who the hell Randy Rhoads or Jake E. Lee are? Or that she couldn’t name a song any off the Ozzman’s first 4 albums.

    She knows Crazy Train though?

  21. Christina Milian Bikini
    BenDoverman
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    They don’t know bootay do they?

  22. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    BenDoverman
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    You’re telling me you didn’t have to blow the doorman to get in? What doorman you ask?

  23. David Beckham Lower Back Stretch
    squishy
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    All I have to say is that is a pussy-ass push up man!!

  24. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    squishy
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    Vee are jus trying to ged laid…anyvon anyvon!!

  25. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Thomas
    squishy
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    I’m just curious who the third glass was for….

  26. Paula Labaredas Butt Tight Dress Ben Franklin Statue
    squishy
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    Anything like Olive Garden?!

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
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    Somewhere in Hollywood, a publicist just facepalmed herself.

    Twitter, Facebook, Instagram ( flickr if you’re old school )…publicists must think these are tools of the devil. Do you think they have publicist conventions where they all get together and bemoan their clients’ twit-pics?

    I know there’s got to be publicists reading this right now, trolling the gossip blogs to check their clients’ exposure. Come on! Join the conversation! Let us all know what it’s like to front for these mental giants and their pithy 140 characters!

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Twitter
    shemp
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    I love a big ass, but that’s fucking unreal. And that’s what it look like with pants securing it in place and giving it some semblance of assiness. Can you imagine how much bigger, saggier, lumpier, bumpier zittier more hirsute and shittier that fucking Armenian posterior looks without ‘em?

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