The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.27.12

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which has turned out to be a most comprehensive collection of all things TCWM. Just to be sure, I’m going to dust off the checklist I tore out of Fish’s instruction manual — which was passed down to me on day one of this job — Unlocking The Internet Code: Turning Candid Breasts Photos & Penis Jokes Into A Real Career! and give it a once over.

TCWM Rundown Sheet – Include all photos that could be described as follows:
1. Breasts, whenever possible, lead with.
2. Vague Star Wars references.
3. Hey, look how fat she looks!
4. Her too.
5. Completely unfair comparison of gorgeous mother to hideous daughter.
6. Completely fair comparison of Kim Kardashian’s disgusting ass to Alessandra Ambrosio’s amazing one.
7. More butts.
8. Hipsters and Douchebags.
9. Hey, look a drug addict!
10. Awkward Family Photos.
11. Politics.
12. People’s faces next to butts.
13. Mind control.
14. David Beckham’s dong touching anything.
15. Dirty women.
And finally. Always, if possible, Billy Connolly wearing a fox pelt over his cock.

I can’t help feeling something else is missing fro– Prince Charles! Damnit, I was so close,

- Photo Boy

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