The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.26.13

August 26th, 2013 // 670 Comments

Welcome to a post-awards-show-weekend Monday edition of The Crap We Missed. Roughly translated, that means there’s a ton of shit in here. I’m tempted to point you right to the end of this gallery for my favorite selections from the VMAs, starting here, followed by Tommy Lee DJaculating and all ending with news that Miss Butt Brazil is getting its own show. I can’t wait for you to get there, but I don’t want you to miss Flynn‘s 21st birthday party that’s supposedly taking place in a nightclub, but we all know it’s an IHOP, Gerard Depardieu still wondering why nobody took his cookie order yet, or John Malkovich trying to explain to this little girl why he’s wearing her grandmother’s pajamas.

Wait, Marc Anthony was at that Scientology Gala thing too?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Breast Being Groped By Female Fan Outside Terry Richardson Studio
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    Sometimes the signs in the background are more interesting than the people in the foreground.

  2. Candice Swanepoel MIdriff Crop Top
    EricLR
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    Forget her, who’s that hot piece of ass in the blue pants?

  3. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body Comedy Central Roast Of James Franco
    EricLR
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    Now entering her 10th trimester.

  4. Gerard Depardieu Estaimpuis Belgium Honorary Citizenship Ceremony
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    Now go ring our fucking bell!

  5. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants In Touch 6th Annual Idols & Icons Event
    EricLR
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    No, sweetie, you were supposed to go to in “In Tush” icons event.

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Swimsuit
    CK
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    “Sadbiscuit”

  7. JoJo Levesque Saggy Cleavage VIBE 20th Anniversary Celebration
    EricLR
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    Well, she’s definitely Vibe’s demographic. Very gangsta.

  8. Katy Perry Wearing Grill Leather Bra Miniskirt Knee High Socks VMAs Afterparty
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    If that’s a “I’m making fun of Madonna” grill, she has totally redeemed herself. Of course, she will need redemption once the Dark Minions of Asagoth arrive to “chastise” her for her insolence.

  9. Lil Kim Huge Butt Mesh Leather Unitard VMAs
    ThisWillHurt
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    The one time in my life when I DON’T want to pop bubble wrap.

  10. Evan Ross Joe Simpson Revolve Beach House
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    Wow. He got launched out of the closet with a cannon.

  11. Willow Smith Jaden Smith Arrogant Faces VMAs
    EricLR
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    Try to guess which one of these two likes boys.

  12. Justin Timberlake Looking Terrified Of Guy In Military Uniform
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    “Wait, do I sign this ‘To Bradley’, or ‘To Chelsea’?”

  13. Tara Reid Bikini Jedward Yacht Raft
    Deacon Jones
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    Please tell me she’s doing “Taradise” again, that show was fucking awesome for all the wrong reasons.

  14. Tommy Lee Coked Up Insane Face DJ Set Gryphon Nightclub
    EricLR
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    Caught his dick in the turntable again.

  15. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly Brian Hallisay
    Odbarc
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    Her tits got smaller during her pregnancy.

  16. Tommy Lee Coked Up Insane Face DJ Set Gryphon Nightclub
    EricLR
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    Still wrapping around.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Swimsuit
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    This photo is not doing her any favours.

  18. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Bangerz Shirt Instagram
    DisneyRapeBrigade
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    Finger, #BANGERZ

  19. Laurence Fishburne Harold Perrineau
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    “So there’s the red pill, and there’s the blue pill. What’s that purple one for?”
    “Oh, that’s just for me. I have acid reflux.”

  20. Kelly Osbourne Purple Hair BeautyCon
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    (“There goes a narwhal!”) “EEN! EEN!”

  21. Willow Smith Jaden Smith Arrogant Faces VMAs
    Odbarc
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    “I’m worried paparazzi is taking my picture.”

  22. Gerard Depardieu Estaimpuis Belgium Honorary Citizenship Ceremony
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    I’m guessing that becoming a citizen of Estaimpuis, Belgium, involves some sort of hotdog eating challenge?

  23. Orlando Bloom Post Romeo And Juliet Performance Broadway
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    “What, Gimli’s here?”

  24. Orlando Bloom Post Romeo And Juliet Performance Broadway
    EricLR
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    Wherefore art thou, Julio?

  25. Miss Butt Brazil Carine Felizardo Butt Bikini Eliana Amaral
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    “Miss Bum Bum” sounds a lot cuter than “Miss Butt”

  26. Gerard Depardieu Estaimpuis Belgium Honorary Citizenship Ceremony
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    “For de last time! I am not James Gandolfini’s bloated corpse!”

  27. Gerard Depardieu Estaimpuis Belgium Honorary Citizenship Ceremony
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    “Now, ‘Honorary’ means I don’t have to pay taxes, right?”

  28. Willow Smith Jaden Smith Arrogant Faces VMAs
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    we saw Miley’s flat ass and was not impressed…

  29. Mischa Barton Fat Legs
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    that bulimia pendulum really swings both ways, don’t it?

  30. Gerard Depardieu Estaimpuis Belgium Honorary Citizenship Ceremony
    EricLR
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    Just before he was presented with the official funny hat.

  31. Lena Dunham Carrying Food And Drinks
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    Keep drinking your calories, pig

  32. Harrison Ford Yelling At Crowd
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    “oh jesus…don’t you Bulgarians ever bathe?”

  33. Lena Dunham Carrying Food And Drinks
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    Someone drive this dude to Old Navy.

  34. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body Comedy Central Roast Of James Franco
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    This is what The Hulk would mate with if Serena Williams wasn’t available.

  35. Kelly Osbourne Purple Hair BeautyCon
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    Is she fat again? she looks kind of fat again.

  36. Miss Butt Brazil Carine Felizardo Butt Bikini Eliana Amaral
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    I don’t know who these gentleman are, but their assess aren’t half bad.

  37. Terrence Howard Skullcap Indiana Jones Hat Yellow Sneakers
    EricLR
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    Bitch don’t have my money, she gonna get a 50th anniversary tote right upside her head!

  38. Candice Swanepoel MIdriff Crop Top
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    Can someone help Jamie Lee Curtis find the bathroom, she’s getting in the shot.

  39. Lady Gaga Breast Being Groped By Female Fan Outside Terry Richardson Studio
    ultra
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    she’s checking to see if the tanks are overfull.

  40. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body Comedy Central Roast Of James Franco
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    Ironic that she’s standing in front of a Taco Bell ad.

  41. Katy Perry Wearing Grill Leather Bra Miniskirt Knee High Socks VMAs Afterparty
    EricLR
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    Oh, I love playing dress-up! Can I come too?

  42. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Bangerz Shirt Instagram
    Jesse
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    Honey, we’re embarassed for you. You’re 20. This is what preteens do to seem badass.

  43. Miss Butt Brazil Carine Felizardo Butt Bikini Eliana Amaral
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    Why can’t we have fucking shows like this in the US??

    You know it would be a hit. And dont even get me started with the lack of advertisers, they fucking pay for Honey Boo-boo and all those fucked up child beauty pageants with the fat fuck moms

  44. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants In Touch 6th Annual Idols & Icons Event
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    I forget, is she the one who got buttfucked for a boobjob, or the one who got AIDS from a Weiner text?

  45. Miley Cyrus Buttcheeks Bangerz Shirt Instagram
    MagicMarkEr
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    I thought this was actually a dude before I clicked on it. My first thought was “What’s that douchebag Justin Bieber up to now?”

  46. JoJo Levesque Saggy Cleavage VIBE 20th Anniversary Celebration
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    “staggered” is not a good look for boobs.

  47. Bradley Cooper Groping Suki Waterhouse In Park
    Bradley Cooper Likes Girls!
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    See, I like gir…..ew, those thighs are too smooth and gross!

  48. Kate Moss Nipple Slip
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    I see the nipple, I just don’t care.

  49. Lena Dunham Carrying Food And Drinks
    Keno
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    Two small cup sizes with long straws for sucking, we get it…you show them on the show ALL the time.

  50. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Bra Open Denim Shirt Afro Punk Festival Performance
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    Somewhere, Tracy Chapman just sprung a lady-boner

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