The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.25.14

August 25th, 2014 // 3 Comments

[Ed. Note: So it's 7:15 PM EST, and our server just now started working. Or at least enough for me to type this and then presumably crap out, so my apologies for the ensuing shooting spree if that happens. Anyway, I'll shut up now and gun up this post Photo Boy finished hours ago before we disappear into the ether again. There are other worlds than this... - SW]

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, judging by our server performance, you’ll probably never see. So, if you’re somehow reading this Obama’s Secret Muslim Socialist Society meetings are every Tuesday at 9PM at your local vegan cafe, bring donuts!, please enjoy all of the nipples, butts, and Simon Cowell walking by an old dude’s naked scrotum I managed to jam onto our site before it shit itself and died.

What do you mean why don’t we use all this tit money to get our shit fixed? Psh, you guys and your valid solutions to problems,

- Photo Boy

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Matt LeBlanc Drunk Smoking Cigarette WME Emmy Party
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Is he auditioning for the role of Uncle Louis in the new National Lampoon’s Vacation movie?

  2. Kylie Jenner Sports Bra Instagram
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    I implore you… stop making stupid people famous.

  3. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Whoa, whoa, whoa… commenter badges AND an edit feature for comments?? Fish, Photo Boy… you spoil us. Thanks!

  4. Geena Davis National Womens History Museum and Glamour Magazines 3rd Annual Women Making History Brunch
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    This event would be more exciting if it were “Women Making Brunch History”.

  5. Kylie Jenner Sports Bra Instagram
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    she should have a tattoo that spelled: *w*h*o*r*e*

  6. Enter Shikari Mouth Blown Open By Wind Leeds Festival
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    Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

  7. Coco Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
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    I’d rather fuck the car then her. Jeez, she is fake and too much…

  8. Lena Dunham Blonde Hair Variety And Women In Film Emmy Nominee Celebration
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    OH THE HUMANITY!

  9. Madonna Dude Helping Her Stretch Groin On Yacht
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    Madonna is learning a new sex position to fuck the youth out of her next twenty something boyfriend.

  10. Cole Frate Famke Janssen Riding Tandem Bicycle
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    That’s one ugly bike..

  11. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Buttons Undone On Dress Holding Norths Hand
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    North is already ashamed of her mother.

  12. Britney Spears Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs Legs Short Shorts Derpface
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    She got the face of a 40 yr old

  13. Simon Cowell Lauren Silverman Nude Beach
    Marketing Mike
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    No comment on random body parts. Did you notice
    Simon has thrown on an extra 30lbs or so recently.
    Nice shirtless look to go with those man boobs.

  14. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Midriff 2014 Entertainment Weekly Pre Emmy Party
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    Damn, cute face and nice tits. This girl is perfect!

  15. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Boob Window Shirt
    Marketing Mike
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    She can fly free in my lap. Damn….

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker Nordstrom Fall Collection Launch
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    The only “fall collection” I’m interested in seeing her in involves a stairwell.

  17. Kylie Jenner Sports Bra Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    Just think…
    The only thing between her and real stardom,
    is a quart of rapper urine and a Camcorder.

  18. Mila Kunis Huge Pregnant Belly Mom Boobs Tank Top Yoga Pants
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    How the mighty are trying not to fall over.

  19. Taryn Manning Cleavage Entertainment Weekly Pre Emmy Party
    Marketing Mike
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    Where has she been hiding those, the past 5 years?
    She’s suddenly much prettier than I remember.

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Buttons Undone On Dress Holding Norths Hand
    Marketing Mike
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    MOOOOOOO…….

  21. Jessie J Butt Tight Pants MTV Video Music Awards
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    I really like this girl, but damn, she gets a grin again and again.

  22. Lena Dunham Blonde Hair Variety And Women In Film Emmy Nominee Celebration
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    Nice try with the camouflage, but no cigar.

  23. Rumer Willis Nipples Midriff Tank Top
    Marketing Mike
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    Either that’s not Rumer or she had some serious work done.

  24. Simon Cowell Lauren Silverman Nude Beach
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    Mmm….sandy ball sacks.

  25. Paramore Lead Singer Butt Tight Jeans Leeds Festival
    Senor Trout
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    Turns out Romero from ‘Escape From New York’ had a kid who can sing. Good for him.

  26. Matt LeBlanc Drunk Smoking Cigarette WME Emmy Party
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    “How you *cough*..
    How you *cough cough*..
    How you doin’?
    Yeah, I still got it.
    *cough*”

  27. Coco Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Seconds after the picture was taken the car burst into flames because an ass such as that is the result of a deal with a demon and there’s always a downside to those.

  28. Enter Shikari Mouth Blown Open By Wind Leeds Festival
    Lou Braccant
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    That’s it invisible man…beat the crap out of that hipster douchebag!!!!

  29. Kristin Cavallari Tight Dress ABC Studios
    Senor Trout
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    Mike Tyson’s darker, articulate and better dressed brother is thinking ‘I’d tapth that assth.’

  30. Cole Frate Famke Janssen Riding Tandem Bicycle
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    Proof that hipster douchebags and celebrities aren’t all that different.

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Buttons Undone On Dress Holding Norths Hand
    ksdfjskfjsdf
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    “Hold on sweetie mommy has to put her boob back in– oh wait a camera– never mind”

  32. Angela Bassett Cleavage 66th Emmy Award Performers Nominee Reception
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    Right here, right now. Fantastic film.

  33. Sofia Vergara Cleavage Boob Window Shirt
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    I see boobies.

  34. Enter Shikari Mouth Blown Open By Wind Leeds Festival
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    At first I thought it said Enter Shakira. I’d be up for that.

  35. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
    sprub
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    Wow, she actually look sane

  36. Cole Frate Famke Janssen Riding Tandem Bicycle
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    Man, so glad I don’t live in New York, I would drive up on the sidewalk to remove society of that kinda shit.

  37. Sarah Jessica Parker Nordstrom Fall Collection Launch
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    Shocked I didn’t see a comment that went something like:SJP catches a glimpse of herself……..

  38. Sarah Jessica Parker Nordstrom Fall Collection Launch
    Dox
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    “How exactly am I supposed to get my hoof in this!?!”

    “What do you mean a farrier’s convention is in town?”

  39. Kristin Cavallari Tight Dress ABC Studios
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    I’m gonna make my wife start rooting for the Bears, DAAAAAAMMNNNNNNN!!!

  40. Jessica Lowndes Cleavage Midriff 2014 Entertainment Weekly Pre Emmy Party
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    Hottest chick on the planet right now.

  41. Simon Cowell Lauren Silverman Nude Beach
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    Well, I guess all those commenters who go “Hey, remember when this site used to show ACTUAL nudity?” can shut up now.

  42. Kylie Jenner Sports Bra Instagram
    Voice of Reisling
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    Those pants get any higher, she’ll be taking selfies at bingo.

  43. Sarah Jessica Parker Nordstrom Fall Collection Launch
    Stan
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    This reminds me. I need to oil my catchers mitt.

  44. Taryn Manning Cleavage Entertainment Weekly Pre Emmy Party
    Voice of Reisling
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    Can’t. Unsee. Pennsyltucky.

  45. Matt LeBlanc Drunk Smoking Cigarette WME Emmy Party
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    “Sally, did I ever tell you about the time I came up with that slogan for Lucky Strike, ‘It’s Toasted’?”

    “Yes, Daddy, a million times.”

  46. Francesca Eastwood Nipples No Bra Tank Top
    Voice of Reisling
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    Sondra Locke never had those.

  47. Britney Spears Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs Legs Short Shorts Derpface
    Discount Dracula
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    Of course there’s a gourmet food hall and she eats at Target.

  48. Jessie J Butt Tight Pants MTV Video Music Awards
    Discount Dracula
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    I don’t trust people who won’t divulge their entire last names.

  49. Lena Dunham Blonde Hair Variety And Women In Film Emmy Nominee Celebration
    Discount Dracula
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    “What’s Crystal … Light?”

  50. Francesca Eastwood Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    I wonder if her clint is engorged, too.

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