The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.25.14

August 25th, 2014 // 3 Comments

[Ed. Note: So it's 7:15 PM EST, and our server just now started working. Or at least enough for me to type this and then presumably crap out, so my apologies for the ensuing shooting spree if that happens. Anyway, I'll shut up now and gun up this post Photo Boy finished hours ago before we disappear into the ether again. There are other worlds than this... - SW]

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, judging by our server performance, you’ll probably never see. So, if you’re somehow reading this Obama’s Secret Muslim Socialist Society meetings are every Tuesday at 9PM at your local vegan cafe, bring donuts!, please enjoy all of the nipples, butts, and Simon Cowell walking by an old dude’s naked scrotum I managed to jam onto our site before it shit itself and died.

What do you mean why don’t we use all this tit money to get our shit fixed? Psh, you guys and your valid solutions to problems,

- Photo Boy

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. ya’ll need some Amazon Web Services up in here to keep the titties and famous babies online.

  2. Simon Cowell Lauren Silverman Nude Beach
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    Naked nuts (guy in foreground) and naked boobs (Cowell). Something for everyone!

  3. Simon Cowell Lauren Silverman Nude Beach
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    A nutsack doesn’t rate a pink star around here? Some of us are at work you know, I’m already on probation for an unrelated nutsack incident that I won’t get into right now.

  4. Matt LeBlanc Drunk Smoking Cigarette WME Emmy Party
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    A checkered suit? Are they on their way to a 1960s dinner with the Rat Pack in Vegas?

  5. Enter Shikari Mouth Blown Open By Wind Leeds Festival
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    Looks like a solid invitation to…

    (•_•)
    ( •_•)>⌐■-■
    (⌐■_■)

    …”Enter” his mouth.

    YEEAAAGGHHHH!!!!

  6. Coco Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Hey, she’s not squatting for a change!

    Still a camera whore.

  7. Mickey Rourke Wig Insane Hairline
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    “Oh my God! Is his hair on purpose?”

  8. Madonna Dude Helping Her Stretch Groin On Yacht
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    Are they disinterested because they’re gay, or because they’ve seen this scene played out endless times before?

  9. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Sh’es so talented. A double threat if you will.

  10. Dear Mr. Fish,
    As a professional courtesy, can I get the name of your hosting company?
    Sincerely,
    Pavement Smear

  11. Simon Cowell Lauren Silverman Nude Beach
    flaT
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    Come on I can see one of that mans testicles. No warning? yet you star out half a nipple?

  12. Serena Williams Huge Butt Yoga Pants Arthur Ashe Kids Day
    Suck It Trebek
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    Hulk smash!

  13. Cole Frate Famke Janssen Riding Tandem Bicycle
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    I need to run this through my Photoshop “dehipsterize” filter.

  14. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Buttons Undone On Dress Holding Norths Hand
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    “Oh, she’ll lose the pudge once she gets older. Except for the ass, of course.”

  15. Simon Cowell Lauren Silverman Nude Beach
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    “You see, Lauren! I’m not the only one with these.”
    “Simon, dear, those are large German women. I think”

  16. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Nipple No Bra Tank Top Instagram
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    Does her neck work? I don’t think I’ve seen a pic of her looking straight on.

  17. Enter Shikari Mouth Blown Open By Wind Leeds Festival
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    I saw Kim Kardashian perform this piece once. I believe she had a black backup singer….

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Nordstrom Fall Collection Launch
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    Something something why the long face. Something something lump of sugar… Sorry, I’m just about tapped out on horse jokes.

  19. Coco Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
    Suck It Trebek
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    Will State Farm cover that much front end damage?

  20. Madonna Dude Helping Her Stretch Groin On Yacht
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    I see the quorum has been assembled and the blood sacrifice is pending.

  21. Rumer Willis Nipples Midriff Tank Top
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    So it’s not just her face – half of her chestal area is tilted up, too.

  22. Taryn Manning Cleavage Entertainment Weekly Pre Emmy Party
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    How ’bout that 8-mile huh?

  23. Lena Dunham Blonde Hair Variety And Women In Film Emmy Nominee Celebration
    flaT
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    Grimace is looking larger than usual.

  24. Coco Nipples See Through Shirt Instagram
    Chaz
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    Shouldn’t your torso line up with your lower body?

  25. Sylvie Van Der Vaart Bikini
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    Cool – Uhura and Aragorn both shop at Target, too!

  26. Kaley Cuoco Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Chicks like the one in back are the reason I’m a fucking hermit.

  27. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Buttons Undone On Dress Holding Norths Hand
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    Live in the sweet ignorance, kid. I pity that child when she catches her first glimpse of her mother’s rise to fame.

  28. Mickey Rourke Wig Insane Hairline
    Suck It Trebek
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    Does the bathroom exit lead to the street?

  29. Matt LeBlanc Drunk Smoking Cigarette WME Emmy Party
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    He was a clown at a colour blind kids party.

  30. Francesca Eastwood Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    I’m definitely feeling lucky.

  31. Kristin Cavallari Tight Dress ABC Studios
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    Our guests tonight: Kristin Cavallari, Mickey Rourke, and Robert Mugabe!

  32. Geena Davis National Womens History Museum and Glamour Magazines 3rd Annual Women Making History Brunch
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    Still love her. She’s a smart one.

  33. Madonna Dude Helping Her Stretch Groin On Yacht
    Chaz
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    HEELLLOOO IN THERE
    in there
    in there

  34. Britney Spears Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs Legs Short Shorts Derpface
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    Did she just eat a vegetable? Is that it?

  35. Cole Frate Famke Janssen Riding Tandem Bicycle
    Suck It Trebek
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    DoucheCycle

  36. Sarah Jessica Parker Nordstrom Fall Collection Launch
    Chaz
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    That’s the look of a carrot in the old asshole.

  37. HOLY SHIT THERE IS FINALLY AN EDIT FUNCTION I LOVE YOU FOREVER, FISH.

    That alone trumps every photo in this set.

    *quiet squee*

  38. Enter Shikari Mouth Blown Open By Wind Leeds Festival
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    Well that’s, um … trout-like.

  39. Simon Cowell Lauren Silverman Nude Beach
    poopshitburger
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    more like taint tropez ayyy lmao

  40. Kristin Cavallari Tight Dress ABC Studios
    Suck It Trebek
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    I think we can all read that guy’s mind.

  41. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra Hanging Out Buttons Undone On Dress Holding Norths Hand
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    STAY OUT OF MY CITY YOU FAT COW!

  42. Lena Dunham Blonde Hair Variety And Women In Film Emmy Nominee Celebration
    kaschuh
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    It’s tomato soup – hot & creamy, I can actually feel it running down my throat! Hey – the second course is coming up. Roast beef and a baked potato! mmm mmm!

  43. Zoe Saldana Cleavage Pregnant Belly Tank Top
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    Cool – Uhura and Aragorn both shop at Target, too!

  44. Francesca Eastwood Nipples No Bra Tank Top
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    I feel like her necklaces are trying to tell me a tragic tale of love gone awry.

  45. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Nipple No Bra Tank Top Instagram
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    I feel bad for her because The Superficial is the only site who posts her photos besides instagram.

  46. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Nipple No Bra Tank Top Instagram
    MFer
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    Creepy looking bitch.

  47. Zoe Saldana Cleavage Pregnant Belly Tank Top
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    Is there something in the water? Sperm, perhaps?

  48. Kylie Jenner Sports Bra Instagram
    JC
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    #yayFergietownOrWhatever

  49. Serena Williams Huge Butt Yoga Pants Arthur Ashe Kids Day
    Flatliner
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    She should be showing off her nutsack at Saint Tropez.

  50. Lena Dunham Blonde Hair Variety And Women In Film Emmy Nominee Celebration
    Joy
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    Grimace, Violet Beauregarde, whatever.

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