The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.20.12

August 20th, 2012 // 533 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I sadly report that hipster fashion came at the King and it didn’t miss, Ice-T lost all muscle function in his right arm for 48 hours after doing this, Colin Farrell is either doing the same kind of yoga as Russell Brand or just a ton of blow again (My money’s on both), Return Of The Mack, starring Terrence Howard, and finally, Aaron Carter tensing up on stage as his nerves flash him back to that time five people walked in the door at Subway at the same time. What if they all want white chocolate macadamia nut cookies? There’s never enough ready!

Don’t feel bad, Aaron, I still have nightmares that end in me cropping celebrity tits for a living,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Britney Spears Bikini Pintrest
    Frank Burns
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    She looks surprisingly mono-polar in this picture.

  2. Ice-T Grabbing Cocos Butt On Stage
    Perplexity
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    Other than oral, exactly what does Coco perform with Ice T? Wait…don’t answer that. It’s difficult enough to burn this image from my brain.

  3. Ice-T Grabbing Cocos Butt On Stage
    Joe Blow
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    T screams for help as he realizes Coco’s ass is so big it now has its own, rather strong, gravity field.

  4. James Franco Yawning
    Frank Burns
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    That’s one way to sum up his career.

  5. David Hasselhoff Crotch On Top Of Car Baywatch Models
    dennis
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    Probably trying to figure out how Kim K gets into her Ferrari.

  6. Ice-T Grabbing Cocos Butt On Stage
    Cock Dr
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    I had no idea that Coco was now part of the act.
    Hope that the crowd at the Silverdome parking lot appreciated her many talents.

  7. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Baby Bump
    Frank Burns
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    Guy in background: “Blimey! I’d like to put me bangers ‘n mash in her figgy pudding, m’lord!”

  8. Kate Moss Belly Bikini
    Perplexity
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    There has be some “annoying fat chick” filter on this camera. These picture all make me look like shit.

  9. Colin Farrell No Shirt Suit Jacket Sweat Shorts Yoga Class
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    So he’s breaking into Yoga studios wearing a blazer now? Seems like perfectly rational behavior to me….
    Don’t believe me? The dude was in SWAT… Case closed…

  10. Jake Gyllenhaal Gwyneth Paltrow
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    What a cunt!

    Any that applies to each of them.

  11. Maria Canals-Barrera Cleavage
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    More like a Medium Balloon adventure

  12. David Hasselhoff Crotch On Top Of Car Baywatch Models
    Perplexity
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    The Hoff cannot be out Kegelled.

  13. Kate Moss Belly Bikini
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    Adobe deserves a cut of this woman’s earnings… seriously.

  14. Jake Gyllenhaal Gwyneth Paltrow
    Cock Dr
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    Head to toe she looks like shit.
    It’s not enough to be skinny, there are plenty of butt ugly thin chicks and she’s becoming one. Ha!

  15. Kelly Clarkson Fat
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    Lured by the promise of actual Hershey Bars

  16. Nicole Richie Panties See Through Dress Joel Madden
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    Douchey Daddies make Douchey Kids

  17. Kate Moss Belly Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Please, no pics of Kate Moss’s goat nipples out on vacation.
    We’ve had enough.

  18. Jessica Hart Legs Short Shorts Gap In Teeth
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    “What Me Worry?”

  19. Nicole Richie Panties See Through Dress Joel Madden
    Frank Burns
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    “By the power of WeedSkull!”

  20. David Hasselhoff Crotch On Top Of Car Baywatch Models
    Cock Dr
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    It’s like a Special Needs field trip gone horribly wrong.

  21. Michael K. Williams White Suit Pink Shoes Hipster Glasses
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    Did he lose a bet and now has to attempt to lose all street cred The Wire gave him?

    • Lemmiwinks

      I’m guessing his contract for Boardwalk Empire might include showing up at a few HBO promos. One of the best American actors working, in any event.

  22. Britney Spears Bikini Pintrest
    Elliott
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    I wouldn’t have even remotely guessed that this hot piece of ass is the batshit crazy person herself. Somebody found their go-to filter to stick with!

  23. Balthazar Getty
    DeucePickle
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    I remember when he was famous

  24. Ice-T Grabbing Cocos Butt On Stage
    Contusion
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    Does this ass make my hand look small?

  25. Enrique Iglesias Taking A Shot With A Fan
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    Is he serenading a dude?

  26. Colin Farrell No Shirt Suit Jacket Sweat Shorts Yoga Class
    Contusion
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    And that makes sense.

  27. Britney Spears Bikini Pintrest
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    Corrected caption: “Britney Spears had this photo processed HEAVILY in Photoshop and then posted it to her Pinterest account.”

  28. Kate Moss Belly Bikini
    Contusion
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    Even super models get old.

  29. Tobey Maguire
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    Whenever I feel less than manly, I will look to this photo… And realize at least I am not him…

  30. Maria Bello Nipples
    The Pope
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    Sadly, this is not the worst photo of Britney Spears.

  31. David Hasselhoff Crotch On Top Of Car Baywatch Models
    Contusion
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    Nice white stitching.

  32. Ian Ziering See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    Someone loves her husband’s moobs.

  33. Ice-T Grabbing Cocos Butt On Stage
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    It looks like he’s giving directions on that thing. “You go north on the Expressway and turn left on the Interstate….”

  34. Colin Farrell No Shirt Suit Jacket Sweat Shorts Yoga Class
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    Yoga Suits for the sophisticated Yogi practioner

  35. James Franco Yawning
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    This is exactly how I imagine snobby male actors behaving when they are trying to act unimpressed…

  36. Ian Ziering See Through Shirt
    Contusion
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    You put the see-through shirt on the wrong person.

  37. Tobey Maguire
    Perplexity
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    I guess Universal Pictures is rebooting The Birdcage for a Thanksgiving Day release.

  38. JWoww Cleavage Sports Bra
    Contusion
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    This is seriously the first picture of her in which her boobs didn’t look stretched and overfilled to the point of discomfort.

  39. Jessica Szohr Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Perplexity
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    Don’t know who you are, but at least you have a face I can forget.

  40. Kate Moss Belly Bikini
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    She actually looks good for a woman who’s squeezed out a few kids…. Oh, wait.

  41. Rita Rusic Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    you son of a bitch

  42. James Franco Yawning
    Perplexity
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    He even sucks at yawning.

  43. Aaron Carter Sweaty
    Contusion
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    That’s a pretty decent wax figure, though I don’t know why you’d want one of a young Jim Carrey.

  44. Tobey Maguire
    jim
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    “O.M.G. look at the ass on that guy…”

  45. Colin Farrell No Shirt Suit Jacket Sweat Shorts Yoga Class
    The Pope
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    “You’re gonna like the way you look. I fookin’ guarantee it!”

  46. David Hasselhoff Crotch On Top Of Car Baywatch Models
    Oldnslo
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    KITT loves it when I teabag the t-top! Really!

  47. Dakota Fanning Pale Skin Red Face Hat
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    “So uhmmm Dakota… How can I say this without sounding… uhmmm cruel..
    About that last audition, well… You’re not 10 anymore is what I’m trying to say…”

  48. Enrique Iglesias Taking A Shot With A Fan
    Contusion
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    I will now take this urine sample and chug it. All the way. Are you ready for this Los Angeles!!??

  49. Tori Spelling No Make Up Pregnant Belly
    Cock Dr
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    She’s ALWAYS pregnant.

  50. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    I’m stabbing at my eyes with a pencil, but I can still see it in my mind.

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