Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I sadly report that hipster fashion came at the King and it didn’t miss, Ice-T lost all muscle function in his right arm for 48 hours after doing this, Colin Farrell is either doing the same kind of yoga as Russell Brand or just a ton of blow again (My money’s on both), Return Of The Mack, starring Terrence Howard, and finally, Aaron Carter tensing up on stage as his nerves flash him back to that time five people walked in the door at Subway at the same time. What if they all want white chocolate macadamia nut cookies? There’s never enough ready!
Don’t feel bad, Aaron, I still have nightmares that end in me cropping celebrity tits for a living,
- Photo Boy
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She looks surprisingly mono-polar in this picture.
Because there are sunglasses in front of the spinning-pinwheel eyes.
Other than oral, exactly what does Coco perform with Ice T? Wait…don’t answer that. It’s difficult enough to burn this image from my brain.
T screams for help as he realizes Coco’s ass is so big it now has its own, rather strong, gravity field.
That’s one way to sum up his career.
And exactly how we feel about his career….
Probably trying to figure out how Kim K gets into her Ferrari.
I had no idea that Coco was now part of the act.
Hope that the crowd at the Silverdome parking lot appreciated her many talents.
Guy in background: “Blimey! I’d like to put me bangers ‘n mash in her figgy pudding, m’lord!”
lol yeah we all talk like that here in England, guvna! ;D
Don’t y’all call it “Jolly Olde England”?
There has be some “annoying fat chick” filter on this camera. These picture all make me look like shit.
So he’s breaking into Yoga studios wearing a blazer now? Seems like perfectly rational behavior to me….
Don’t believe me? The dude was in SWAT… Case closed…
What a cunt!
Any that applies to each of them.
More like a Medium Balloon adventure
They’re big enough for me to oogielove.
The Hoff cannot be out Kegelled.
hahahahaha!
Adobe deserves a cut of this woman’s earnings… seriously.
Head to toe she looks like shit.
It’s not enough to be skinny, there are plenty of butt ugly thin chicks and she’s becoming one. Ha!
Lured by the promise of actual Hershey Bars
Douchey Daddies make Douchey Kids
Please, no pics of Kate Moss’s goat nipples out on vacation.
We’ve had enough.
I looked ‘em up. That’s some funny shit, right there.
Nothin’ wrong with those nips….
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/9/20/2106747/katemoss.jpg
Those are some perfect breasts.
“What Me Worry?”
Nice one. :D
Dude, BRAVO. Wow.
“By the power of WeedSkull!”
It’s like a Special Needs field trip gone horribly wrong.
Did he lose a bet and now has to attempt to lose all street cred The Wire gave him?
I’m guessing his contract for Boardwalk Empire might include showing up at a few HBO promos. One of the best American actors working, in any event.
I wouldn’t have even remotely guessed that this hot piece of ass is the batshit crazy person herself. Somebody found their go-to filter to stick with!
I remember when he was famous
Too bad his name was far more recognizable than his face.
Does this ass make my hand look small?
Is he serenading a dude?
And that makes sense.
Corrected caption: “Britney Spears had this photo processed HEAVILY in Photoshop and then posted it to her Pinterest account.”
A picture taken in 2008
2008??? Clearly you meant “prior to 2004ish”
Even super models get old.
Whenever I feel less than manly, I will look to this photo… And realize at least I am not him…
Sadly, this is not the worst photo of Britney Spears.
Nice white stitching.
That’s his signature brand, Drunk-Ass Jeans.
Someone loves her husband’s moobs.
Yoga Suits for the sophisticated Yogi practioner
It looks like he’s giving directions on that thing. “You go north on the Expressway and turn left on the Interstate….”
This is exactly how I imagine snobby male actors behaving when they are trying to act unimpressed…
You put the see-through shirt on the wrong person.
I guess Universal Pictures is rebooting The Birdcage for a Thanksgiving Day release.
This is seriously the first picture of her in which her boobs didn’t look stretched and overfilled to the point of discomfort.
…but her face still looks like she’s trying to smile while taking a shit.
Don’t know who you are, but at least you have a face I can forget.
She actually looks good for a woman who’s squeezed out a few kids…. Oh, wait.
you son of a bitch
He even sucks at yawning.
LOLOLOLOLOL!
That’s a pretty decent wax figure, though I don’t know why you’d want one of a young Jim Carrey.
“O.M.G. look at the ass on that guy…”
“You’re gonna like the way you look. I fookin’ guarantee it!”
KITT loves it when I teabag the t-top! Really!
“So uhmmm Dakota… How can I say this without sounding… uhmmm cruel..
About that last audition, well… You’re not 10 anymore is what I’m trying to say…”
I will now take this urine sample and chug it. All the way. Are you ready for this Los Angeles!!??
She’s ALWAYS pregnant.
I give her credit for not trying very hard, I mean, what would be the point?
I’m stabbing at my eyes with a pencil, but I can still see it in my mind.