Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I sadly report that hipster fashion came at the King and it didn’t miss, Ice-T lost all muscle function in his right arm for 48 hours after doing this, Colin Farrell is either doing the same kind of yoga as Russell Brand or just a ton of blow again (My money’s on both), Return Of The Mack, starring Terrence Howard, and finally, Aaron Carter tensing up on stage as his nerves flash him back to that time five people walked in the door at Subway at the same time. What if they all want white chocolate macadamia nut cookies? There’s never enough ready!
Don’t feel bad, Aaron, I still have nightmares that end in me cropping celebrity tits for a living,
- Photo Boy