The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.19.13

August 19th, 2013 // 482 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed and it’s another large collection thanks to a weekend full of content I didn’t get around to sifting through because going back to Home Depot four times was way more fun. On that note, if anyone ever tells you that renovating a bathroom is easily a DIY job, you have my permission to punch their face right in the dick. Anyway, today’s gallery includes Josh Duhamel thinking, “Alright, which one of you assholes just asked if this would stain her penis blue?”, Nabilla Benattia and the highway I never knew existed between her clearly all-natural breasts, Heidi Klum still dominating social media (yes, nudity), Tony Parker who apparently paid for the Simon Cowell package on this trip, and our most pimpinest president, Bill Clinton just now hearing The Hamptons is getting its first Hooters.

When you take down a wall you thought wasn’t load bearing and the ceiling sags, that’s no biggie, right? It’s fine, we’re going to be fine here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Terrence Howard Singleish Hat Scarf
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    At first glance thought the bag said cocaine.

  2. Britney Spears Nipples Saggy Boobs
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    “Frankly, I wanted a fucking Frappuccino, Fred, you fucker.”

  3. Enrique Iglesias Blowjob Face Starlite Festival
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    ” ♫ ♪ To all the cocks I’ve sucked before… ♪ ♫ “

  4. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    What a shame! She has an incredibly beautiful face (and possibly waist, hips, ass, and legs), but those terrible Tupperware tits have rendered her looks totally unremarkable.

  5. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
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    When she showers she has to run around in circles just to get wet.

  6. Josh Duhamel Blue Paint On Palm Valspar Habitat For Humanity Celebrity Handprint Auction
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    They think they can make loads of gold by auctioning off celebrity hand prints? No, no, I don’t think so. Celebrity hand jobs might have been a better idea.

  7. Omarosa Manigault Butt Tight Pants
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    Whoever the hell she is, that is a magnificent ass!

  8. Gabrielle Reece Bikini
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    That is a marvelous hunk of womanhood. She is about nine inches taller than I am. I wonder if I could talk her into a slow dance…

  9. Snooki Jionni Lavalle JWoww Roger Matthews Wearing Cowboy Hats Dude Ranch
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    “Tell me the truth…no bullshit…I’m the smallest one here and people keep telling me that horses eat small people. Is it true? They won’t really try to eat me, will they?”

  10. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    Mind the gap.

  11. Jon Voight Behind Wheel Road Rage
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    “Hey, you over there! Get me on ‘The Crap We Missed’ “

  12. Jon Voight Behind Wheel Road Rage
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    “Hey you ! How do I start this thing ?”

  13. Hilaria Baldwin Huge Pregnant Cleavage See Through Shirt Alec Baldwin Angry
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    “You won the belly growing contest. Beard growing contest starts now !”

  14. Lady Gaga Cleavage Legs Assymetrical Dress ABC Studios
    tito
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    nobody cuts in front of deniro!

  15. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
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    “Grown ups 2 sucked AGHHHHHHHHHHHH”

  16. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
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    I bet Leann Rimes is soooo jealous.

  17. Hilaria Baldwin Huge Pregnant Cleavage See Through Shirt Alec Baldwin Angry
    ultra
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    which one’s the cranky, pregnant one?

  18. Coco Butt Comic Print Stretch Pants Instagram
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    She paint this on too?

  19. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
    WTFBruh
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    Whatever. All of you guys are too busy trying to one up one another on the comments everyday, which is pathetic in itself. She’s f’n hot, fake chest or not. None of you guys (that likely look like beer belly, hunchback goblins) would kick her out of bed.

  20. Bill Clinton 65th Annual Artist Vs Writers Charity Softball Game
    Pippi Longcocking
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    “Where’s the poon at?”

  21. Jonah Hill True Story Set
    anonymous
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    Looks like only Jonah Hill can interview Jonah Hill.

  22. Bill Clinton 65th Annual Artist Vs Writers Charity Softball Game
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    “And when I dropped my pants she said, “HELLO Mr. President!” Then I scribbled it on her face, giving her a facial.”

  23. Heidi Klum Naked Instagram
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    I guess clothes are ‘out’ in this picture.

  24. Tony Parker Checking Out Chicks Ass On Jetski
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    “Dirty Sanchez here I come!”

  25. Lady Gaga Cleavage Legs Assymetrical Dress ABC Studios
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    The bride wore a dress made of….paper.

  26. Jonah Hill True Story Set
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    Almost didn’t recognize him without his man purse and iced coffee.

  27. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
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    PERFECT PICTURE! PERFECT to motorboat her with.

  28. Louis Gossett Jr Wearing Robe And Large Gold Chains 2nd Annual Compound Foundation Fostering A Legacy Benefit
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    Reverend Emil Foley

  29. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    “Is this where I audition for the role of blow-up doll”

  30. Mischa Barton With Lindsay Lohan Former Personal Assistant Gavin Doyle
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    Mischa: “Is this where the dude lives”
    Gavin: “I dunno. Maybe next one over.”
    Mischa: “I hope this ride was worth it and his shit is as good as Lindsey says.”

  31. Snoop Lion Getting Massage First Annual Celebrity Flag Football Game
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    awesome comments

  32. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    How can I describe the magnitude of the gap?
    It’s size of a 2-liter bottle. I’ts big enough to make even the cockiest black dude feel he doesn’t measure up. It’s so wide that despite her cup size, she can still look down and see her feet.

  33. Jon Voight Behind Wheel Road Rage
    leonora
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    Everybody’s talkin at me, I can’t hear a word they’re saying, just drivin’ around in Jon Voight’s car…

  34. Danielle Harris Lingerie Midsummer Lingerie Carnival Palms Pool Palms Casino Resort
    Astrid
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    Wow! who’s the girl in the pink?

  35. Christopher Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Team Maria Benefit For Best Buddies
    Ken
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    So, you know how lots of Hollywood couples become couples after working on a movie together?

    Did Maria play the Predator?

  36. Danielle Harris Lingerie Midsummer Lingerie Carnival Palms Pool Palms Casino Resort
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    dat ass! girl in pink is adrieanne perez, trust i’d never forget a spanish culo like that

  37. Lady Gaga Cleavage Legs Assymetrical Dress ABC Studios
    AnnaD.
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    …and suddenly I have a craving for pancakes.

  38. Danielle Harris Lingerie Midsummer Lingerie Carnival Palms Pool Palms Casino Resort
    Henry
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    sweeet jezzus! spanish culo! muy guapa, me likey…movies?????

  39. Snooki Jionni Lavalle JWoww Roger Matthews Wearing Cowboy Hats Dude Ranch
    martina
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    It’s going to be okay New York, I’ve called Haz Mat.

  40. Melanie Chisholm Muscular Legs Minidress GAY Nightclub
    Dr Zoidberg
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    é

  41. Robert Pattinson Shares Backseat With Dude
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    R.P: Listen, this has been the greatest weekend of my life, but…long term I don’t think this is gonna work out
    Guy on left: you mean *choking back tears* are you dumping me?
    R.P: Don’t make this harder than It has to be
    Guy on left: But I thought you liked it hard.
    R.P: GOD! seriously, that’s why no one will ever love you.

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