The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.19.13

August 19th, 2013 // 482 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed and it’s another large collection thanks to a weekend full of content I didn’t get around to sifting through because going back to Home Depot four times was way more fun. On that note, if anyone ever tells you that renovating a bathroom is easily a DIY job, you have my permission to punch their face right in the dick. Anyway, today’s gallery includes Josh Duhamel thinking, “Alright, which one of you assholes just asked if this would stain her penis blue?”, Nabilla Benattia and the highway I never knew existed between her clearly all-natural breasts, Heidi Klum still dominating social media (yes, nudity), Tony Parker who apparently paid for the Simon Cowell package on this trip, and our most pimpinest president, Bill Clinton just now hearing The Hamptons is getting its first Hooters.

When you take down a wall you thought wasn’t load bearing and the ceiling sags, that’s no biggie, right? It’s fine, we’re going to be fine here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Heidi Klum Naked Instagram
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    I Love this pix.
    Well….NOT the sand in the box tho. :(

  2. Earvin Johnson III Red Vest Sparkly Shoes Magic Johnson Son
    Qmak
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    The irony of “skinny” pants.

  3. Melanie Chisholm Muscular Legs Minidress GAY Nightclub
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    “Are you fat, or what? You ain’t fat, you ain’t nothing!”

  4. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Bobby Brown 8th Annual Kandyland
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    “Your move, Corey Feldman.”

  5. Snooki Jionni Lavalle JWoww Roger Matthews Wearing Cowboy Hats Dude Ranch
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    You can take the skanks outta Jersey, but you cannot take the Jersey outta the skanks.

  6. Jonah Hill True Story Set
    carpaltunnel
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    You fat fuck. If you only you kept your fat mouth shut you could’ve still been the fat adored actor vs the hated obese douche.

  7. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
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    “I find your lack of faith… disturbing.”

  8. Adrian Grenier Perv Stache
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    What the hell does he have to smile about?

  9. Sharni Vinson Skinny Bikini
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    HOW IS SHE NOT FLOATING?!!

  10. Josh Duhamel Blue Paint On Palm Valspar Habitat For Humanity Celebrity Handprint Auction
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    i know a better way he can help out humanity, stop procreating with fergie.

  11. Adrian Grenier Perv Stache
    Qmak
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    Not visible: the dog behind him on a leash that “isn’t a job, its just research for a new screenplay that I’m….oh f*ck it. Damn you Entourage.”

  12. Earvin Johnson III Red Vest Sparkly Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    I love the bedazzled booty boots.

    Why the bitch wearing shades at night?

  13. Christopher Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Team Maria Benefit For Best Buddies
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    did chaz bono give a picture of this to the surgeon?

  14. Robert Pattinson Shares Backseat With Dude
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    “Of COURSE we’re gonna get kicked out if you keep taking your shirt off. You… you REALIZE that the whole sparkle thing was just a special effect, right?”

  15. Bill Clinton 65th Annual Artist Vs Writers Charity Softball Game
    Kodos
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    “..most pimpinest President..”???

    This Arkansas shitkicker has got a long way to go before he catches up with that whoremaster JFK.

    Looks like Bubba might die of AIDS, first.

  16. Snooki Jionni Lavalle JWoww Roger Matthews Wearing Cowboy Hats Dude Ranch
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    This is why we can’t have nice things, America.

    • dontkillthemessenger

      I think what you meant is “This is why we have Drones, America”. Gas ‘er up Sergeant.

  17. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    This is why you don’t pick your surgeon based on a 2 for 1 coupon in the LA Weekly.

  18. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Bobby Brown 8th Annual Kandyland
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    Which one of them is going to be found dead in a bathtub first?

  19. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    Even the lighting isn’t real.

  20. Jonah Hill True Story Set
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    Amazing – he found a shirt that was too big for him.

  21. Lady Gaga Cleavage Legs Assymetrical Dress ABC Studios
    hollyhood
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    i heard a blind guy looked at her and went deaf – true story.

  22. Adrian Grenier Perv Stache
    Not Marvel
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    On his way to audition for the lead in the upcoming Mickey Dolenz bio pic . . . “Hey Hey We’re the Monkees.”

  23. Carla Howe Melissa Howe Cleavage Bobby Brown 8th Annual Kandyland
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    He knows the same pimp as Corey Feldman, but is smart enough for pictures from the chest up.

  24. Danielle Harris Lingerie Midsummer Lingerie Carnival Palms Pool Palms Casino Resort
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    If you look closely, its body paint. There’s no fabric whatsoever

  25. Lady Gaga Cleavage Legs Assymetrical Dress ABC Studios
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    can’t read her rat face.

  26. Earvin Johnson III Red Vest Sparkly Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    Bootsy AwHellnos

  27. Nabilla Benattia Cleavage 8th Annual Kandyland
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    I know where I’m gonna land my small plane if I run into engine trouble.

  28. Melanie Chisholm Muscular Legs Minidress GAY Nightclub
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    lady gaga 2036

  29. Snoop Lion Getting Massage First Annual Celebrity Flag Football Game
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    If I was Snoop, I would have requested starfish head do that for me.

  30. Kelly Brook Cleavage Twitter
    RocketInMyPocket
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    The only time I can approve of the “Facebook Angle” in good conscience.

  31. Adrian Grenier Perv Stache
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    looks like the transformation in to ron jeremy is almost complete

  32. Christopher Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Team Maria Benefit For Best Buddies
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    Looks as if all his genes came from Arnold.

  33. Shaquille ONeal Choking A Guy Pool Party At Azure At The Palazzo Resort and Casino
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    kazaam! i would wish for the white guy to be adam sandler.

  34. Snooki Jionni Lavalle JWoww Roger Matthews Wearing Cowboy Hats Dude Ranch
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    The situation must have backed out when he figured out a “dude ranch” was something else.

  35. Coco Butt Comic Print Stretch Pants Instagram
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    “Does this make my ass look too cartoonish?”

  36. Christopher Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Team Maria Benefit For Best Buddies
    alex
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    He looks more like Agustus Gloop than The Terminator….

  37. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Instagram
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    Authentic items shown in this photo :

  38. Heidi Klum Naked Instagram
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    Sexy.

  39. Terrence Howard Singleish Hat Scarf
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    “Just keepin’ it real, my brother… got me a little Bonne Mere Body Wash and some Shea Butter Body Lotion. Word!”

  40. Tony Parker Checking Out Chicks Ass On Jetski
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    Save it for the bedroom, dude.

  41. Jared Leto Michael Jackson Impersonator 30 Seconds To Mars Music Video
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    “Are you fat, or what? You ain’t fat, you ain’t nothing!”

  42. Earvin Johnson III Red Vest Sparkly Shoes Magic Johnson Son
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    Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. – Oscar Wilde

  43. Snooki Jionni Lavalle JWoww Roger Matthews Wearing Cowboy Hats Dude Ranch
    diego
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    This is, hands down, the most fucking retarded thing I’ve ever seen. There’s some poor vegetable kid with 24 chromosomes drooling down the front of his/her shirt in a Special Ed class right, and he/she doesn’t hold a candle to this shit.

  44. Gabrielle Reece Bikini
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    Cameron Diaz is looking better these days.

  45. Snooki Jionni Lavalle JWoww Roger Matthews Wearing Cowboy Hats Dude Ranch
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    God it’s funny to sell urbanites the gayest fucking hats we can possibly imagine; you know, so they can “blend in”…

    Wait, you mean EVERYBODY in Hawaii doesn’t wear leis all of the time? Fuck!

  46. Jonah Hill True Story Set
    The Pope
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    “Oh that? Funny how that got in the background of this shot. Yeah, that’s my 1998 Ford Explorer XLT. It’s a sweet ride. Just a notch down from the Eddie Bauer, but I’ve got all you need in that baby. I had a full size fridge and freezer put in, so it’s just a one seater now.”

  47. Terrence Howard Singleish Hat Scarf
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    It says “No Surprise There” on the back of his hat.

  48. Adrian Grenier Perv Stache
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    That’s the look every young actor has after they have popped a couple of “Luftis”

  49. Omarosa Manigault Butt Tight Pants
    Jen
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    I don’t think that’s her.

  50. Hilaria Baldwin Huge Pregnant Cleavage See Through Shirt Alec Baldwin Angry
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    What’s in your wallets?

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