The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.18.14

August 18th, 2014 // 597 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m going to get right into it today, because holy shit is this thing full of some fuckery. We’ve got Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson having a nice chat over lunch that Fish and I are entirely convinced is just them shouting “BLOW ME!” and “PORT-A-POTTY!” back and forth until one passes out. Then there’s Chris Brown showing off doing backflips at a charity event, because those things are about trying to inflate your already monstrous ego, right? We’ve also got Queen Latifah in a swimsuit (Fellas?), Hilaria Baldwin giving a virtual tour of her birth canal, and Dennis Rodman addressing a children’s basketball program, which as far as I can tell isn’t Scared Straight, so it shouldn’t be happening.

Matter of fact, let’s just go ahead and get some of those Ebola suits for the kids and you what? Just burn the whole thing to the ground. You really can’t be too cautious here,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose Instagram
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    I suspect she’s very popular on Chat Roulette.

  2. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Dress
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    Must be a walmart parking lot.

  3. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose Instagram
    Kris Jenner
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    Did she Join Myfreecams ?

  4. LeAnn Rimes Butt Daisy Dukes Charlotte Gay Pride Festival
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    I thought Divine died?

  5. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose Instagram
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    Just snapping a new skype profile picture…

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Veiny Neck Swimsuit Matthew Broderick Daughter Marion
    dbag
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    The ‘animals permitted’ section of the beach comes with the caveat that you must bury your pet’s waste products.

  7. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
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    I thought Divine died?

  8. Leonardo DiCaprio Ted Danson Jonah Hill In Shark Costume Oceana SeaChange Annual Fundraising Event
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    Telegram!

  9. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
    Dirk Diggler
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    People magazine named this monstrosity one of the most beautiful people ?

  10. Rita Ora Cleavage Belly Bra V Festival Day 2
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    Good to see Dennis Rodman keeping busy.

  11. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
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    Heavy is the gunt that wears the crown.

  12. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    tom
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    Kelly stop posting photos of your childhood kthx.

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Ted Danson Jonah Hill In Shark Costume Oceana SeaChange Annual Fundraising Event
    dbag
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    More like Jonah hill disguised as the Oceana backdrop.

  14. Leonardo DiCaprio Ted Danson Jonah Hill In Shark Costume Oceana SeaChange Annual Fundraising Event
    Cock Dr
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    Funny watching DiCaprio pork up on his endless summer vacation. Banging models & starlets doesn’t burn off as many calories as one would like.

  15. Madonna Topless Instagram
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    Yes Madonna, I remember 1984 too. Your time is done, the day of Lourdes Leon has begun.

  16. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Veiny Neck Swimsuit Matthew Broderick Daughter Marion
    Icehawg
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    This time he is going to bury his victim. Good for him. He’s learning.

  17. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Soon be time for the release of her Christmas fitness/diet DVD.

  18. Luis Guzman Puerto Ricans In Paris Set
    Odbarc
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    Can I feel it kick?

  19. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose Instagram
    Short Round
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    Little known fact: She’s a fifth level fart-typing master.

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Veiny Neck Swimsuit Matthew Broderick Daughter Marion
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    I could make a horse face joke…or I could make a joke about infidelity…or I could swing low and say something mean about their lovely child. Instead, I’m going to take the high road and point out the dog pooping in the background.

  21. Nicole Eggert Cleavage Sweaty Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    That ain’t no toe, that’s the Great Rift Valley

  22. LeAnn Rimes Butt Daisy Dukes Charlotte Gay Pride Festival
    dbag
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    That makes even LeAnne appear to be moderately attractive.

  23. Chloe Grace Moretz Licking Lips GMA
    Odbarc
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    My only wish right now is that she’s thinking of my cock.

  24. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Dress
    JimBB
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    Coffee
    Eggs
    Milk
    Another tattoo
    Bread

  25. Gerard Butler Mel Gibson Eating Lunch
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    “So what if she’s Jewish but she’s already in a port-a-potty?”
    “Is there a pack of ni… I mean, black men after her?”
    “Maybe”
    “Tough call”

  26. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
    Short Round
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    For once it’s the sharks running scared onto the beach.

  27. Chris Brown Backflip Celebrity Charity Flag Football Game
    dbag
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    Where’s a lava pit when you really need one.

  28. LeAnn Rimes Butt Daisy Dukes Charlotte Gay Pride Festival
    Cock Dr
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    Not everyday you see a huge drag queen with a little monkey.
    It’s not very dependable learning tricks but it sings a bit, don’t leave it alone with your BF.

  29. Rose McGowan Cleavage Short Hair Chateau Marmont
    dbag
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    Jeez. Please tell me that she actually lives there.

  30. Leonardo DiCaprio Ted Danson Jonah Hill In Shark Costume Oceana SeaChange Annual Fundraising Event
    JimBB
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    Two former sitcom stars who I wish would leave now.

  31. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
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    “I don’t wanna look like a freak, I’ll just take the mumu”

  32. Lisa Rinna Nipples Tanktop Yoga Pants
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    Someone’s Botox shipment arrived on time.

  33. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose Instagram
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    FartTime with Alec?

  34. Antonio Banderas Groping Young Woman
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    He’s bearing up well after the break up.

  35. Chris Brown Backflip Celebrity Charity Flag Football Game
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    I bet this shit counts towards his court mandated community service too.

  36. Christina Applegate Possible Baby Bump
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    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  37. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose Instagram
    JimBB
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    Thank god for Instagram. Hard to believe we once lived in a time before we could share our stretching skills.

  38. Hilary Clinton Derpface Hard Choices Signing Bookhampton
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    She’s just been asked if they have any other books on sale.

  39. Luke Wilson Derpface
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    So maybe an Activia shake for breakfast wasn’t a good idea?

  40. Chloe Grace Moretz Licking Lips GMA
    dbag
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    Wow. She’s 17. Hmmm. Wow.

  41. Luke Wilson Derpface
    JimBB
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    Much like everyone in Hollywood, he really enjoys the fragrant bouquet that is one of his own farts.

  42. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
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    The flesh eating disease on her leg started in 1988 and has yet to leave the are.

  43. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
    JimBB
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    Somewhere, Lena Dunham is jealous.

  44. Madonna Topless Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    It was great while it lasted.

  45. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
    Chaz
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    I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never, ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft…
    Nice thinking, Ray.

  46. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
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    Twins? Triplets?

  47. Hilary Clinton Derpface Hard Choices Signing Bookhampton
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    I guess hard choices involves which laxative packs the most punch.

  48. Rita Ora Cleavage Belly Bra V Festival Day 2
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    Needs more beads.

  49. Dennis Rodman Speaking To Children Warren Henry All Star Basketball Kids Camp
    JimBB
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    …And then sometimes the mean Press Monster wants to get all up in your face just because you drank some magic juice and hung out with a friend in another country. You kids do HATE monsters, right?

  50. Chris Brown Backflip Celebrity Charity Flag Football Game
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    Figures he’d play flag football.

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