The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.18.14

August 18th, 2014 // 597 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m going to get right into it today, because holy shit is this thing full of some fuckery. We’ve got Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson having a nice chat over lunch that Fish and I are entirely convinced is just them shouting “BLOW ME!” and “PORT-A-POTTY!” back and forth until one passes out. Then there’s Chris Brown showing off doing backflips at a charity event, because those things are about trying to inflate your already monstrous ego, right? We’ve also got Queen Latifah in a swimsuit (Fellas?), Hilaria Baldwin giving a virtual tour of her birth canal, and Dennis Rodman addressing a children’s basketball program, which as far as I can tell isn’t Scared Straight, so it shouldn’t be happening.

Matter of fact, let’s just go ahead and get some of those Ebola suits for the kids and you what? Just burn the whole thing to the ground. You really can’t be too cautious here,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Thong Bikini
    El Guso
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    Is she hatching turtle eggs ?
    I’d love to be a turtle baby right now

  2. Luis Guzman Puerto Ricans In Paris Set
    Little Tongue
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    It’s juste gas, dude.

  3. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Dress
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    Its really tough to ignore knee fat.

  4. Gerard Butler Mel Gibson Eating Lunch
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    I am so utterly not surprised to see these two hanging out together.

  5. Brody Jenner Creepy Porn Stache Licking Lips Rehab Pool Original Dayclub
    Oscar
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    He just saw Prince

  6. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
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    Ive never seen a walking gambrel until now.

  7. LeAnn Rimes Butt Daisy Dukes Charlotte Gay Pride Festival
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    Earvin Johnson III isn’t fooling anyone with that weave.

  8. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
    bob
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    Jesus Christ

  9. Madonna Topless Instagram
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    No amount of clapping is gonna bring those back to life.

  10. Matthew Perry Coke Face Craigs Restaurant
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    He should go on Craig’s list and put a reward out for his chin.

  11. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
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    Are you supposed to be able to hear a picture?

  12. Rose McGowan Cleavage Short Hair Chateau Marmont
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    Liza Minelli looks like shit

  13. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
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    I have absolute respect for QL, but this outfit needs to be pitched. She normally does a better job of dressing to fit her body type. When you are a public figure, you can’t get away with dressing sloppy, even for a day, in public. They WILL find you.

  14. Amber Rose Huge Ass Tight Dress
    Ralph
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    That ass is starting to sag…run for the butt lift specialists !

  15.  Chris Hardwick Photobombing Michael McMillian Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    I absolutely despise that Chris “Singled Out” Hardwick has somehow weaseled his way to becoming “The Voice of Nerds”. What a schmuck.

  16. Brody Jenner Creepy Porn Stache Licking Lips Rehab Pool Original Dayclub
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    He manscapes his chest hair.

  17. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
    gooch
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    “Ladies First” must have been composed in a buffet line.

  18. Amy Schumer Cleavage Legs Minidress Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Unfunny fatso.

  19. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Tank Top
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    “Has anyone seen my brain? I lost it over here.”

  20. Katherine Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    And yet Bruce Willis and Demi’s kids look horrendous.

  21. Christina Applegate Possible Baby Bump
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    More like Christina AppleTruck.

  22. Lady Gaga Long Sharp Black Nails Holding Baby
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    Isn’t going “Orange Face” considered racist?

  23. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Hamptons Magazine Celebration Of The Childrens Justice Campaign Of Joan George Hornig
    Ralph
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    Ahhh, the wonders of a good plastic surgeon.

  24. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Thong Bikini
    Ralph
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    Weird pose.

  25. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Legs Short Shorts
    Ralph
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    For being only 59, she looks like shit. Father Time has kicked her ass.

  26. Luis Guzman Puerto Ricans In Paris Set
    Pilin
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    Mucha pachanga.

  27. Christie Brinkley Cleavage Hamptons Magazine Celebration Of The Childrens Justice Campaign Of Joan George Hornig
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    i need my tongue in her asshole immediately!…

  28. Christina Applegate Possible Baby Bump
    CK
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    It’s not wrong if the husband wants to watch reruns of Married… while doing her, is it?

  29. Chloe Grace Moretz Licking Lips GMA
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    i want to smash that illegal ass

  30. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose Instagram
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    Sevulva!!!!

  31. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose Instagram
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    It’s right about here where she will ask for your credit card number.

  32. Luke Wilson Derpface
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    “Duh let me pet the rabbit George!”

  33. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
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    I’d never seen a whale evolve just enough to walk back into the sea.

  34. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Tank Top
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    How uncaring. Some poor child has clearly just emerged from a nearby oil spill, and she just keeps on walking …

  35. Gerard Butler Mel Gibson Eating Lunch
    Flatliner
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    Mel: ‘Hey, speaking of porta-potties, I’ve got a great idea…a porta-poticost…we could round them all up and stuff them in porta-potties you don’t intend to use.

  36. Dennis Rodman Speaking To Children Warren Henry All Star Basketball Kids Camp
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    “You kids have little fingers. Who wants to take the suppositories out of my ass?”

  37. Leonardo DiCaprio Ted Danson Jonah Hill In Shark Costume Oceana SeaChange Annual Fundraising Event
    Flatliner
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    I can’t tell if Leo is starting to morph into Jack Nicholson or Steven Segal.

  38. Bijou Phillips Orgasm Face Danny Masterson Daughter Fianna
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    “Lady, I’m here to drink from bottles and suck on titties…and all the bottles are empty!”

  39. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
    Flatliner
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    Are we sure this isn’t Lawrence Taylor with a serious case of moobs?

  40. Matthew Perry Coke Face Craigs Restaurant
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    “Matt! Do you think there will be a friends reunion?”
    “I sure hope so.”

  41. Chris Brown Backflip Celebrity Charity Flag Football Game
    Helena Handbasket
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    I know something else that’s brown and floats …

  42. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Veiny Neck Swimsuit Matthew Broderick Daughter Marion
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    Life moves pretty fast… If you don’t stop and hide the bodies and have your family provide you with an alibi, you just might miss it.

  43. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
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    Just because you can doesn’t mean you should, Photo Boy.

  44. Hilary Clinton Derpface Hard Choices Signing Bookhampton
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    Robin Williams wore that same jacket in the movie Toys.

  45. Hilary Clinton Derpface Hard Choices Signing Bookhampton
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    “Um…This book isn’t and erotic novel. Please stop masturbating.”

  46. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Shoreditch House
    Ken
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    Daisy Lowe(r)…. lowe(r)…. a little lowe(r)…

  47. Luis Guzman Puerto Ricans In Paris Set
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    “I’ve seen many bloated stomachs in my country from malnutrition. you might not make it through the night.”

  48. Brody Jenner Creepy Porn Stache Licking Lips Rehab Pool Original Dayclub
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    ” Mmm…Look at the tits on that milf- Oh shit! that’s my dad!”

  49. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose Instagram
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    Those feet are humongous.

  50. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
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    What’s happening with that ankle?

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