The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.18.14

August 18th, 2014 // 597 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m going to get right into it today, because holy shit is this thing full of some fuckery. We’ve got Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson having a nice chat over lunch that Fish and I are entirely convinced is just them shouting “BLOW ME!” and “PORT-A-POTTY!” back and forth until one passes out. Then there’s Chris Brown showing off doing backflips at a charity event, because those things are about trying to inflate your already monstrous ego, right? We’ve also got Queen Latifah in a swimsuit (Fellas?), Hilaria Baldwin giving a virtual tour of her birth canal, and Dennis Rodman addressing a children’s basketball program, which as far as I can tell isn’t Scared Straight, so it shouldn’t be happening.

Matter of fact, let’s just go ahead and get some of those Ebola suits for the kids and you what? Just burn the whole thing to the ground. You really can’t be too cautious here,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chloe Grace Moretz Licking Lips GMA
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    There’s simply no wrong with a picture so right…

  2. Chloe Grace Moretz Licking Lips GMA
    JimBB
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    Almost 18, good. I’m really looking to trade up on an Olsen twin.

  3. Antonio Banderas Groping Young Woman
    cc
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    So, what’s the over-under on how long it takes before he slides his hand down on her ass?

  4. Antonio Banderas Groping Young Woman
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    “do you miss Melanie?”

    “Melanie who?”

  5. Madonna Topless Instagram
    cc
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    Who made the joke about correct use of the word ‘circa’ last week? You should have saved it.

  6. Donald Sterling Passenger Seat Of Car Mr Chow
    JimBB
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    Tyler Perry Presents Madea’s Night Out

  7. Sarah Jessica Parker Cleavage Veiny Neck Swimsuit Matthew Broderick Daughter Marion
    cc
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    Looks like she’s really feeling her oats.

  8. Chloe Grace Moretz Licking Lips GMA
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    Right click, Save picture until she’s 18.

  9. Dennis Rodman Speaking To Children Warren Henry All Star Basketball Kids Camp
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    This, kids, is what to do with a clitoris.

  10. Hilary Clinton Derpface Hard Choices Signing Bookhampton
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    Hmmmm….do I assume my reptilian form or just keep wearing this ugly rich white bitch skin?

  11. Donald Sterling Passenger Seat Of Car Mr Chow
    Bob
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    Donald, the fake finger-mustache thing isn’t fooling anyone.

  12. Rose McGowan Cleavage Short Hair Chateau Marmont
    cc
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    http://www.funeralarrangements.com

    …that’s what it says on the flyers that guy in the plaid shirt is handing out.

  13. Amy Schumer Cleavage Legs Minidress Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    JimBB
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    Looks like someone needs a good gay friend to warn her on her fashion choices.

  14. Hilary Clinton Derpface Hard Choices Signing Bookhampton
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    on the back of the book it says, “Disclaimer: photo of author may bear no resemblance to author signing book.”

  15. LeAnn Rimes Butt Daisy Dukes Charlotte Gay Pride Festival
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    Did Khloe win a pie eating contest?

  16. Luis Guzman Puerto Ricans In Paris Set
    cc
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    ‘Look, I’m sorry okay, but it was Miami, I’d had couple drinks, and I felt I should hail a cab…it was an honest mistake bro.’

  17. Heidi Klum Kissed By Tim Gunn Creative Arts Emmy Awards
    JimBB
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    “No seriously, botoxed to the point of paralysis. Look, I can kiss her and she won’t even know it. Watch.”

  18. Brody Jenner Creepy Porn Stache Licking Lips Rehab Pool Original Dayclub
    cc
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    Puma? Is Ford still president?

  19. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
    JimBB
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    Are we sure this wasn’t taken at Seaworld?

  20. Chloe Grace Moretz Licking Lips GMA
    cc
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    This picture really stresses me out.

  21. Donald Sterling Passenger Seat Of Car Mr Chow
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    Where will you be when the speedball hits?

  22. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
    Bob
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    I was going do that anonymous internet threat thing and suggest beating the hell out of her husband for doing that to her, but clearly the guy is an alien and would most likely just eat me.

  23. Amy Schumer Cleavage Legs Minidress Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Normal leg forward. “Lena Dunham leg” back. Good girl.

  24. Alyssa Milano Hugely Pregnant Disney Junior Pirate And Princess Power Of Doing Good Tour
    cc
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    Noooooooooooooooo

  25. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Shoreditch House
    JimBB
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    Cloning Shannen Doherty seemed like such a great idea in 1990.

  26. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Thong Bikini
    cc
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    Yup, your moneymaker is still there.

  27. Bijou Phillips Orgasm Face Danny Masterson Daughter Fianna
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    That baby is high as fuck.

  28. Queen Latifah Swimsuit
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    She’s melting.

  29. Rosie Huntington Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    *raises arms triumphantly*

  30. Brooke Shields Crazy Face LAX
    JimBB
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    Just spotted another purse sale.

  31. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Legs Short Shorts
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    still better than Lena Dunham

  32. Nicole Eggert Cleavage Sweaty Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Dafuq? Why?

  33. Lisa Rinna Nipples Tanktop Yoga Pants
    cc
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    ‘Woohoo, a fresh suppy of cosmetology-grade epoxy, I am going to run home and try it!’

  34. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Thong Bikini
    Bob
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    “Oh dear, I’ve got sand on me! Why won’t anyone help me make sure all of it is gone?”

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  35. Nicole Eggert Cleavage Sweaty Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Welcome to Eggert Caverns.

  36. Denise Richards Skinny Arms Tank Top
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    Is that kid in pink feeding Khloe?

  37. Lisa Rinna Nipples Tanktop Yoga Pants
    JimBB
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    Hello, FedEx? Yes, there’s been a mistake. I actually asked for Leann Rimes.

  38. Rose McGowan Cleavage Short Hair Chateau Marmont
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    So…exactly where ARE her nipples?

  39. Lady Gaga Long Sharp Black Nails Holding Baby
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    Why, yes ma’am, I’d love to sign your baby.

  40. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Legs Short Shorts
    JimBB
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    These holocaust pictures are hard to look at, but we really need to see them to keep it from ever happening again.

  41. Janice Dickinson Wrinkly Legs Short Shorts
    Bob
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    Even in Beverly Hills you should keep your car doors locked because you never know what’s lurking out there.

  42. Amy Schumer Cleavage Legs Minidress Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    That dress usually reaches below the knees but the designer didn’t take into account her chin’s gravitational pull.

  43. Christina Applegate Possible Baby Bump
    JimBB
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    Married….Without Spanx

  44. Amy Schumer Cleavage Legs Minidress Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Being the “Creative Arts” Emmy’s, I’m assuming she’s not up for an award. I don’t think “I’m a whore” jokes really count as creative.

    • JimBB

      ” I don’t think “I’m a whore” jokes really count as creative.”

      How do you think Betty White got her start?

  45. Gerard Butler Mel Gibson Eating Lunch
    cc
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    ‘You asked for Kosher scotch?!’

  46. Lady Gaga Long Sharp Black Nails Holding Baby
    Bob
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    Oh, yes. Your sacrifice is deemed worthy. Your city shall be spared!

  47. Lady Gaga Long Sharp Black Nails Holding Baby
    JimBB
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    Here we see the Australian people offering their children for sacrifice to Shenoth, ancient Australian godless of the pub and tavern.

  48. Emily Browning Drunk Sweaty Shoreditch House
    cc
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    ‘Heroine chic’ never really went away.

  49. Katherine Schwarzenegger Maria Shriver Creative Arts Emmy Awards
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    Considering the parents she hit the genetic blender jackpot. Provided mommy wasn’t into butlers.

  50. Leonardo DiCaprio Ted Danson Jonah Hill In Shark Costume Oceana SeaChange Annual Fundraising Event
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    I don’t think Jonah is the tree. My guess is that once the guy in the shark costume starts leg-humping Leo, we’ll know the real answer.

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