The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.18.14
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m going to get right into it today, because holy shit is this thing full of some fuckery. We’ve got Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson having a nice chat over lunch that Fish and I are entirely convinced is just them shouting “BLOW ME!” and “PORT-A-POTTY!” back and forth until one passes out. Then there’s Chris Brown showing off doing backflips at a charity event, because those things are about trying to inflate your already monstrous ego, right? We’ve also got Queen Latifah in a swimsuit (Fellas?), Hilaria Baldwin giving a virtual tour of her birth canal, and Dennis Rodman addressing a children’s basketball program, which as far as I can tell isn’t Scared Straight, so it shouldn’t be happening.
Matter of fact, let’s just go ahead and get some of those Ebola suits for the kids and you what? Just burn the whole thing to the ground. You really can’t be too cautious here,
– Photo Boy