The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.15.16

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the realization that Matthew McConaughey’s entire marriage is built on a language barrier, Corey Feldman’s monthly hooker party, and Sam Neill who knows George Miller is notorious for surprise nut shots. Also, I found out that having Michael Jackson for a dad doesn’t mess you up in any way. That just looks like a nice young couple starting out their life together that will in no way end in a trailer explosion somewhere in Nebraska.

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