The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.13.12

August 13th, 2012 // 762 Comments

Welcome to another overstuffed Monday edition of The Crap We Missed, where we take a weekend’s worth of seemingly innocent celebrity candid photos and whip them into a batter of fat jokes and dick puns. Like if you walked into a bakery and ordered a cake, but instead the staff just called you fat and gay. Anyway, today we realize that the producers of Gossip Girl are avid readers of the site, it’s a shame what bronze medal winners have to do to get anybody to give a shit about them, and Dolph Lundgren remembers the time Jean-Claude Van Damme showed him Thailand.

Back by the Internet’s insatiable lust for underage looking girls in bikini pics popular demand, Nathalia Ramos is your Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Chelsee Healey Cleavage
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    Snooki just leaves her shed skins lying around?

  2. Julia Stiles Butt
    lily
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    shes cute! i liked her on dexter

  3. Hofit Golan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    lily
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    meh…nothing special

  4. Matthew McConaughey Shirtless Six Pack
    lily
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    His body is awesome for 40+… nice work

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Yoga Pants Kanye West
    lily
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    shes a cow and he is a gay fish. NEXT.

  6. Emily Blunt Butt Yoga Pants
    lily
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    nice body, she looks strong

  7. Leilani Dowding Cleavage Yoga Pants
    lily
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    nice figure and bone structure.

  8. Chelsee Healey Cleavage
    lily
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    ewww she looks like lil kim! FUGLY

  9. Una Healy Cleavage Spandex Minidress
    lily
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    very pretty!

  10. Nathalia Ramos Bikini
    lily
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    nice body, but a horse face…

  11. Pepa Cleavage
    lily
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    water buffalo

  12. Matthew McConaughey Shirtless Six Pack
    tlmck
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    Wasn’t he on fire on a motorcycle in some movie?

  13. Heidi Klum Cleavage
    Brackakahn
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    Wow. Beautiful German woman.

  14. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    Roseanne Barr
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    OINK!!

  15. Leighton Meester Butt Tights Ed Westwick Gossip Girl
    Hugh Jazz
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    I guess there’s a reason those old-timey photos were in black and white; no color coordination.

  16. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    Hugh Jazz
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    Sundaes, bloody Sundaes!

  17. Chris Tucker
    fuckityfuck
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    are you sure that isn’t arsenio hall?

  18. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    fuckityfuck
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    chaz bono on a diet or u2 bono?

  19. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
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    He keeps returning orders the waiters and waitresses bring him because ♫ ♪…they still haven’t found what he’s looking for… ♪ ♫

  20. Nathalia Ramos Bikini
    Schmidtler
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    Nice muffin top going on there, chubbo. Time to put down the hamburgers.

  21. Heidi Klum Cleavage
    OJ Simpson
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    She looks downright stabilicious!!!

  22. Emily Blunt Butt Yoga Pants
    Ass Fetish Hitler
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    Ja!! Das ist eine fantastiche heiney!!! Su bist der YOGA PANTS!!!!

  23. Cher Lloyd Panty Flash Upskirt Animal Print Panties
    Ass Fetish Hitler
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    She looks like a trashy version of Katy Perry. or is that just redundant?

  24. Jennifer Lopez
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  25. Jillian Barberie Cleavage
    Robert
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    I bet her anal cavity really looks old.

  26. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    Colin
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    Apparently The Sweetest Thing is located in the aisle with the chips ahoy

  27. Jillian Barberie Cleavage
    Vlad
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    she actually looked better as a blonde

  28. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “I can’t believe I am having my photo taken with ROBIN WILLIAMS!”

  29. Cher Lloyd Panty Flash Upskirt Animal Print Panties
    HollywoodOutsider
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    No one pays to see this bitch.

  30. Dolph Lundgren
    Britt
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    He was just exposed to Van Damme’s “Thailand”..

  31. R. Kelly Cigar Book Signing
    Bigalkie
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    Dats rights. I locked myself in my room for two years and wrote down all me memoirs.

  32. Bono Shirtless Fat Man Boobs
    kate
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    I’ll have a man of Bono’s appetites over those of cadaver McJagger everyday.

  33. Neil Diamond Walk Of Fame Star
    bernard
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    i heard he likes to handle human feces

  34. Jaden Smith Animal Print Skinny Pants
    bethy
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    Is this the male one or the female one?

  35. Jonas Brothers Tank Tops Rolled Up Jeans
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    Watch out, Jetts! The Sharks are looking for ya.

  36. Dolph Lundgren
    Aslambek
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    It’s a pleasure to find someone who can identify the issues so cleraly

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