Welcome to another overstuffed Monday edition of The Crap We Missed, where we take a weekend’s worth of seemingly innocent celebrity candid photos and whip them into a batter of fat jokes and dick puns. Like if you walked into a bakery and ordered a cake, but instead the staff just called you fat and gay. Anyway, today we realize that the producers of Gossip Girl are avid readers of the site, it’s a shame what bronze medal winners have to do to get anybody to give a shit about them, and Dolph Lundgren remembers the time Jean-Claude Van Damme showed him Thailand.
Back by the Internet’s insatiable lust for underage looking girls in bikini pics popular demand, Nathalia Ramos is your Final Five,
- Photo Boy
Click Here To Start The Gallery
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
Snooki just leaves her shed skins lying around?
shes cute! i liked her on dexter
meh…nothing special
His body is awesome for 40+… nice work
shes a cow and he is a gay fish. NEXT.
nice body, she looks strong
nice figure and bone structure.
ewww she looks like lil kim! FUGLY
Lil Kim and Snookie made a baby?
very pretty!
nice body, but a horse face…
water buffalo
LOL! that’s just wrong.
Wasn’t he on fire on a motorcycle in some movie?
Wow. Beautiful German woman.
OINK!!
I guess there’s a reason those old-timey photos were in black and white; no color coordination.
Sundaes, bloody Sundaes!
Damnit, too slow.
are you sure that isn’t arsenio hall?
chaz bono on a diet or u2 bono?
He keeps returning orders the waiters and waitresses bring him because ♫ ♪…they still haven’t found what he’s looking for… ♪ ♫
Nice muffin top going on there, chubbo. Time to put down the hamburgers.
She looks downright stabilicious!!!
Ja!! Das ist eine fantastiche heiney!!! Su bist der YOGA PANTS!!!!
She looks like a trashy version of Katy Perry. or is that just redundant?
This really is obtaining a little more summary, however much prefer the Microsoft zune Market. The interface is vibrant, features far more style, and a few neat capabilities such as ‘Mixview’ that allow you to quickly see connected cds, tunes, or another consumers related to what you’re paying attention to. Simply clicking on among those may target in which product, and another list of “neighbors” should come directly into look at, letting you navigate around checking out simply by equivalent musicians, tunes, or consumers. These are consumers, the actual Microsoft zune “Social” can be extreme fun, permitting you to uncover other individuals with shared tastes and becoming buddies together. After this you may tune in to any playlist made determined by a combination products all your buddies are usually paying attention to, and this is pleasurable. These interested in privateness will be happy to understand you’ll be able to steer clear of the community coming from seeing your personal listening habits in the event you consequently select. mens nike air max 2009
I bet her anal cavity really looks old.
Apparently The Sweetest Thing is located in the aisle with the chips ahoy
she actually looked better as a blonde
“I can’t believe I am having my photo taken with ROBIN WILLIAMS!”
No one pays to see this bitch.
He was just exposed to Van Damme’s “Thailand”..
Dats rights. I locked myself in my room for two years and wrote down all me memoirs.
I’ll have a man of Bono’s appetites over those of cadaver McJagger everyday.
i heard he likes to handle human feces
Is this the male one or the female one?
Watch out, Jetts! The Sharks are looking for ya.
It’s a pleasure to find someone who can identify the issues so cleraly