The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.12.13

“Ms. Paltrow, here, I made you these brownies from scratch using all-purpose flour!”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, capping off a day that brought you Maple Christ’s naked ass, followed by his manly love-making, so on behalf of Fish and myself let me apologize and step right out of the way of Anthony Weiner wearing red pants because enough attention hasn’t already been paid to that area of his body, Kevin Jonas enjoying a whiff of the axe body spray he makes his “wife” wear, and James Franco wearing a cardigan while seated in a leather chair answering questions about his book, ‘A California Childhood,’ so let’s all just grab a loved one and wait for the collective worldwide eyeroll to shift the Earth off its axis.

Thanks dicknose, now we’ll never know how Breaking Bad ends,

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