The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.11.14
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you from a three-day that didn’t start with me watching my childhood get CGI’d in the nuts, so it’s from a good place. That’s probably why I decided to fill it with uplifting images like Joe Jonas and Antonio Banderas both handling their failed relationships remarkably well albeit via completely different methods. There’s also Jennifer Nicole Lee using the “just tear the band-aid off fast approach” instead of what’s usually a shocking foreplay revelation as well as the collectible David Hasselhoff spoon, which yes, of course, is specifically designed to scoop burger off the floor.
*opens window, inhales fresh air, notices majestic, soaring hawk, looks over at Fish sitting in the corner rocking himself, muttering* “Her fucking pets…they made them her goddamn pets..”
- Photo Boy