The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.1.16

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely highlights from The Maxim Hot 100 Party, and when I say highlights I mean a slew of giant boobs and Nick Cannon dressed like a genie fucked Mr. T. There’s a few other random shots in here too, like Guy Fieri’s Vomit Alfredo, and Jessica Biel’s ridiculous butt. As for the rest of the shit I found today that I shoved aside in favor of The Night of a Thousand Whores, you’ll get to see it tomorrow. #Priorities #BoobClicks #YoullNeverTakeMeAliveApplebees

Whoops, almost forgot this. She may be a vapid sexbot sent to destroy an entire generation of impressionable females, but goddamn can she pull of this butt suit lace romper thingy.

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