The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.9.12

July 9th, 2012 // 641 Comments

“Even Shia LaBeouf didn’t shit on our craft like this.” – Banksy

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, your weekend’s bounty of celebrity tomfoolery not worthy of Fish’s words. I’m not going to lie, today there’s a whole bunch of butt shots in here, for the candid behind is my prey, upon which I silently stalk from the wilderness of this couch cushion fort I make my mother call ‘The Office.’ (She cries herself to sleep most nights.) Anyway, amidst the ass parade, we’ve also got Dominic Cooper who is probably chewing through duct tape in the back of a windowless van right now, DMX who is probably going to jail again very soon, January Jones in that fat suit on Mad Men was Kristy Swanson this whole time, and finally, I guess Lady Gaga has noticed the press ignoring her lately so they got treated to a lens full of almost bare cheeks today.

I told you, straight-up booty bonanza,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
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    The Maple Christ named this his favorite ass in music. I’d agree with him but I think he is referring to her butt.

  2. Kristy Swanson
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    In the background? What about in the foreground?

  3. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    kimmykimkim
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    I’ve heard of fishnet stockings but, whalenet stockings?

  4. Rihanna Butt Tights
    Johnny P!
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    The mantra of the new auto-tuned hip-hop, r&b and pop age: When you can’t really sing, or have much talent, surround yourself with as many dancers as you can afford, wear ‘outrageous’ costumes and show your tits, ass and pussy at every opportunity.

  5. Janice Dickinson Bikini Loose Skin Wrinkles
    catapostrophe
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    That dog is extremely attractive, relatively speaking.

  6. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
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    New Pamela Anderson lite. Now with 30% less Hep C.

  7. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
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    Somewhere on Sesame Street, Big Bird is cursing his bird hands as he tries to masturbate to this.

  8. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
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    “Is there a public loo around here, ‘cuz I really gotta go-go.?”

  9. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
    Johnny P!
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    He’s looking like a middle-aged, Philippino Troll doll.

  10. Tallulah Willis Lucas Vercetti
    someone
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    samantha ronson is her boyfriend

  11. Emma Roberts Butt Tight Jeans
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    I didn’t know that Boardwalk Empire was set in the 80′s?

  12. Tallulah Willis Lucas Vercetti
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    Thought balloon coming out of Lucas’ head “Only 3 more months and I’ll be old enough to date Demi.”

  13. DMX
    The Brown Streak
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    Just told he was part of the 14 team deal that sends Dwight Howard to Brooklyn, DMX responded “Cleveland? Oh, hell no!”

  14. Janice Dickinson Bikini Loose Skin Wrinkles
    kimmykimkim
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    Girls, this is why you never ever, ever get implants! Well, this one of many reasons.

  15. Avril Lavigne Shaved Hair One Side
    Nonny Moose
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    Still a far cry better than Britney, Christina, and Jessica turned out.

  16. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I just want to say one thing to you. Just one thing.
    Are you listening?
    Plastic People.

  17. Val Kilmer Sunglasses Hoodie
    cc
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    I’m going to him an offer he can’t refuse.

  18. Kristen Johnston GMA
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    What was she promoting…3rd Rock re-runs?

  19. Pink Cleavage The Today Show
    catapostrophe
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    Sweet chest, bro.

  20. Kyra Sedgwick
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    Deep inside, she’s rocking 4 Non Blondes something fierce.

  21. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    The Brown Streak
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    If her tennis career ever goes bad, she can certainly get a job as a service tray.

  22. Avril Lavigne Shaved Hair One Side
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    Yes, the wind is coming from the North…we’re okay to take off.

  23. Emma Roberts Butt Tight Jeans
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    OMG Sergio Valentes!

  24. Val Kilmer Sunglasses Hoodie
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Would not be my huckleberry.

  25. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Tight Dress Boyfriend
    Johnny P!
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    Boyfriend: “I’m kinda tired Paz… can we just go home and sleep for once?”
    Paz: “I will CUT you!”
    Boyfriend: “Alright, sex it is…”
    Paz: “And mama likes her martinis dry, okay?”

  26. LeAnn Rimes Tight Red Jeans Motorcycle Helmet
    cc
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    She’s about to get on one of those R/C motorbikes you get at Target. That’s all she needs.

  27. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
    The Brown Streak
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    Damn, Waldo got old.

  28. DMX
    Crissy
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    Damn! Dave Chappelle sure makes a good impression of Crackhead!

  29. Aubrey O'Day Butt Bikini Bottom Mesh Skirt
    Deacon Jones
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    “I’m king of the world!!!!”

    Just stop it, Leo.

  30. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Tight Dress Boyfriend
    cc
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    It pays to shop around.

  31. Nikki Reed Upskirt Panty Flash Empire State Set
    Johnny P!
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    If you can’t handle the heels, get off the fucking runway…

  32. Nikki Reed Upskirt Panty Flash Empire State Set
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I think she’s trying to square up a piss on top of her moments previous vomit.

  33. Val Kilmer Sunglasses Hoodie
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    I thought Fassenbender got the lead in Assassin’s Creed.

  34. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
    The Brown Streak
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    God, and to think he’s the SECOND worst DJ ever now. Thanks a fuckin’ bunch, Paris!

  35. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
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    God that woman in the purple dress looks so unhealthy compared to Serena. Her arms are all frail and white. So white…

  36. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets
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    I hope he has air freshener in the glove box. Be careful she might fart out little monsters.

  37. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
    Crissy
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    Seriously people! George Michael was NEVER hot!!! At least not to straight women, he wasn’t! … Oh, I get it… Never mind you look great!

  38. DMX
    Deacon Jones
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    ” Mr. DMX! How do you feel about Stephen Hawking admitting he was wrong about the Higgs-Boson particle ?! “

  39. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Trinidad, Wisconsin? Dude, I’m there.

  40. Janice Dickinson Bikini Loose Skin Wrinkles
    Mike701
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    “You like my preciousezzz? Gollum, gollum”

  41. Kristy Swanson
    cc
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    I know they are your namesake, but you might want to lay off the frozen dinners.

  42. Tallulah Willis Lucas Vercetti
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    Demi + Bruce = meh.

  43. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
    Crissy
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    Oh Damn! I just noticed the serial killer behind him and understand why more of these young douchebags SHOULD dress like George Michael! “You’re next!”

  44. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
    cc
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    In a weird way, this made me think of a praying mantis.

  45. Tallulah Willis Lucas Vercetti
    cc
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    It pays to shop around, part II.

  46. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets
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    You knoooowwww…. I like her and all (I do) but she’s just wearing pantyhose. That’s all. How avant garde. Knock it off Gaga, FFS. (I like that spell check didn’t recognize pantyhose and suggested pantaloons as a replacement – that word is just not used enough)

  47. Russell Crowe Short Shorts Sandals
    mismy
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    For some reason I thought he was on rollerblades until I got to the very bottom. Damn I miss rollerblades

  48. Kristen Johnston GMA
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    I liked her better drunk.

  49. Snooki Pregnant Belly Moving Out Last Day Jersey Shore
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    OOF

  50. LeAnn Rimes Tight Red Jeans Motorcycle Helmet
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    Creme de la creme… is that French for Anorexia nervosa?

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