“Even Shia LaBeouf didn’t shit on our craft like this.” – Banksy
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, your weekend’s bounty of celebrity tomfoolery not worthy of Fish’s words. I’m not going to lie, today there’s a whole bunch of butt shots in here, for the candid behind is my prey, upon which I silently stalk from the wilderness of this couch cushion fort I make my mother call ‘The Office.’ (She cries herself to sleep most nights.) Anyway, amidst the ass parade, we’ve also got Dominic Cooper who is probably chewing through duct tape in the back of a windowless van right now, DMX who is probably going to jail again very soon, January Jones in that fat suit on Mad Men was Kristy Swanson this whole time, and finally, I guess Lady Gaga has noticed the press ignoring her lately so they got treated to a lens full of almost bare cheeks today.
I told you, straight-up booty bonanza,
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The Maple Christ named this his favorite ass in music. I’d agree with him but I think he is referring to her butt.
In the background? What about in the foreground?
I’ve heard of fishnet stockings but, whalenet stockings?
YOU WIN!!!
The mantra of the new auto-tuned hip-hop, r&b and pop age: When you can’t really sing, or have much talent, surround yourself with as many dancers as you can afford, wear ‘outrageous’ costumes and show your tits, ass and pussy at every opportunity.
Just like Justin Bieber!
Works for me! Let’s see if we can talk Katy Perry into revealing more of her goodies.
That dog is extremely attractive, relatively speaking.
New Pamela Anderson lite. Now with 30% less Hep C.
Somewhere on Sesame Street, Big Bird is cursing his bird hands as he tries to masturbate to this.
“Is there a public loo around here, ‘cuz I really gotta go-go.?”
He’s looking like a middle-aged, Philippino Troll doll.
Those are so hard to find in the gift shops!
samantha ronson is her boyfriend
I didn’t know that Boardwalk Empire was set in the 80′s?
Try 1992!
Thought balloon coming out of Lucas’ head “Only 3 more months and I’ll be old enough to date Demi.”
Just told he was part of the 14 team deal that sends Dwight Howard to Brooklyn, DMX responded “Cleveland? Oh, hell no!”
Girls, this is why you never ever, ever get implants! Well, this one of many reasons.
Her’s are particularly awful. Like the skin of a roast turkey stretched over two softballs.
It’s not just the implants, it’s the whole thing.
Actually, now she needs bigger implants to fix all that brokenness.
can they be made large enough to make her stfu?
Still a far cry better than Britney, Christina, and Jessica turned out.
Avril still actually gives a shit, unlike those others you mentioned.
I just want to say one thing to you. Just one thing.
Are you listening?
Plastic People.
I’m going to him an offer he can’t refuse.
What was she promoting…3rd Rock re-runs?
Sweet chest, bro.
Deep inside, she’s rocking 4 Non Blondes something fierce.
If her tennis career ever goes bad, she can certainly get a job as a service tray.
Yes, the wind is coming from the North…we’re okay to take off.
OMG Sergio Valentes!
Would not be my huckleberry.
Boyfriend: “I’m kinda tired Paz… can we just go home and sleep for once?”
Paz: “I will CUT you!”
Boyfriend: “Alright, sex it is…”
Paz: “And mama likes her martinis dry, okay?”
She’s about to get on one of those R/C motorbikes you get at Target. That’s all she needs.
Damn, Waldo got old.
Damn! Dave Chappelle sure makes a good impression of Crackhead!
“I’m king of the world!!!!”
Just stop it, Leo.
It pays to shop around.
If you can’t handle the heels, get off the fucking runway…
I think she’s trying to square up a piss on top of her moments previous vomit.
I think that’s what we used to call a Jersey two-fer.
I thought Fassenbender got the lead in Assassin’s Creed.
God, and to think he’s the SECOND worst DJ ever now. Thanks a fuckin’ bunch, Paris!
God that woman in the purple dress looks so unhealthy compared to Serena. Her arms are all frail and white. So white…
I hope he has air freshener in the glove box. Be careful she might fart out little monsters.
Seriously people! George Michael was NEVER hot!!! At least not to straight women, he wasn’t! … Oh, I get it… Never mind you look great!
” Mr. DMX! How do you feel about Stephen Hawking admitting he was wrong about the Higgs-Boson particle ?! “
Trinidad, Wisconsin? Dude, I’m there.
“You like my preciousezzz? Gollum, gollum”
I know they are your namesake, but you might want to lay off the frozen dinners.
Demi + Bruce = meh.
Oh Damn! I just noticed the serial killer behind him and understand why more of these young douchebags SHOULD dress like George Michael! “You’re next!”
In a weird way, this made me think of a praying mantis.
It pays to shop around, part II.
You knoooowwww…. I like her and all (I do) but she’s just wearing pantyhose. That’s all. How avant garde. Knock it off Gaga, FFS. (I like that spell check didn’t recognize pantyhose and suggested pantaloons as a replacement – that word is just not used enough)
Nope, she’s wearing a thong. She’s been doing this forever. I was going to prove it but I found something better from this same day. Soooo NSFW. But you’re gonna have to click on the pic to see what I’m talking about. See? She IS wearing underwear!
http://gagaimages.org/displayimage.php?album=1704&pid=37689#top_display_media
For some reason I thought he was on rollerblades until I got to the very bottom. Damn I miss rollerblades
I liked her better drunk.
OOF
Creme de la creme… is that French for Anorexia nervosa?
No. On the back it says, “$20 and up!”