The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.9.12

July 9th, 2012 // 641 Comments

“Even Shia LaBeouf didn’t shit on our craft like this.” – Banksy

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, your weekend’s bounty of celebrity tomfoolery not worthy of Fish’s words. I’m not going to lie, today there’s a whole bunch of butt shots in here, for the candid behind is my prey, upon which I silently stalk from the wilderness of this couch cushion fort I make my mother call ‘The Office.’ (She cries herself to sleep most nights.) Anyway, amidst the ass parade, we’ve also got Dominic Cooper who is probably chewing through duct tape in the back of a windowless van right now, DMX who is probably going to jail again very soon, January Jones in that fat suit on Mad Men was Kristy Swanson this whole time, and finally, I guess Lady Gaga has noticed the press ignoring her lately so they got treated to a lens full of almost bare cheeks today.

I told you, straight-up booty bonanza,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
    catapostrophe
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    Nightmares are made of this.

  2. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
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    GAH!

  3. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Tight Dress Boyfriend
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Judging by the Paz Greasiness Index, it was at least 80 degrees on this day.

  4. Janice Dickinson Bikini Loose Skin Wrinkles
    Dick Hell
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    Let’s just hope that sea hag isn’t returning to her birthplace to spawn.

  5. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
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    It’s like she got a trial-size dose of gamma radiation, just to see if would help tone things up a bit.

  6. Avril Lavigne Shaved Hair One Side
    your mom
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    she’s totes punk, you guys.

  7. Alec Baldwin
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The Pig’s Bozo

  8. Snooki Pregnant Belly Moving Out Last Day Jersey Shore
    catapostrophe
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    Is this good or bad?

  9. Aubrey O'Day Butt Bikini Bottom Mesh Skirt
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    Cop #1: “I wanna frisk her…”
    Cop #2: “No, I wanna frisk her…”
    Cop #1: “No, it’s my turn…”
    Cop #2: “I outrank you, and I’m going to do it…”
    Cop #1: “Uh-oh…she got away… you are such an asshole!”

  10. Kristy Swanson
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    Man or lesbian in the background? Let’s take an informal poll.

    I say lesbian.

  11. Dominic Cooper Jean Jacket Sunglasses Stalker
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    There’s an epic George Michael circa 1989 flashback occurring in the minds of at least two people in this picture.

  12. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    someone
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    she looks okay here aka not monster-like

  13. Val Kilmer Sunglasses Hoodie
    Joe Mamma
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    I’m… butt man?

  14. Kyra Sedgwick
    Sven Golly
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    I wouldn’t want to be the pap that gets in her way, looks like she’s ready to kick some ass.

  15. Stephen Dorff Tara Reid
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    It occurs to me that these people have entirely too much expendable income.

  16. Rihanna Butt Tights
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    I thought male peacocks were the ones with these tail feathers?

  17. Val Kilmer Sunglasses Hoodie
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He belongs to the Order of Fries

  18. Tallulah Willis Lucas Vercetti
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    I bet Bruce is really happy when that little shitbag comes around.

  19. Pauly D DJ Bloated Face Sweaty
    your mom
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    Just cuz he’s an ass, doesn’t mean he gets to be in the ass parade.

  20. Lady Gaga Butt Fishnets
    MarkM
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    Stay classy, San Diego.

  21. LeAnn Rimes Tight Red Jeans Motorcycle Helmet
    kimmykimkim
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    Finally, they gave her a helmet!

  22. Val Kilmer Sunglasses Hoodie
    Nonny Moose
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    I can’t goddamn BELIEVE they picked Michael Fassbender instead of me.

  23. Lisa Vanderpump Self Grope
    Taylor
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    It’s like magic or something, when I push on my boobs like this my tummy pooches out.

  24. Aubrey O'Day Butt Bikini Bottom Mesh Skirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The day we all turned into World Champion knife throwers.

  25. Stephen Dorff Tara Reid
    Johnny P!
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    Should read: Stephen Dorff in Saint Tropez (Tara Reid also happens to be in picture).

  26. Kristen Johnston GMA
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    Well thanks for tonight’s fucking nightmare.

  27. Emma Roberts Butt Tight Jeans
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    That’s not Emma Roberts. That’s Emma Rogers who works at the St. Vincent de Paul down the street…

  28. Alec Baldwin
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    Poor Alec, Everybody knows you never go full retard.

  29. Russell Crowe Short Shorts Sandals
    someone
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    someone’s gonna get beat up

  30. Rihanna Butt Tights
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    Now I see the appeal of Rihanna’s music!!!

  31. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    CK
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    Oprah 20 years ago.

  32. Kristen Johnston GMA
    Taylor
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    Amazingly enough this is the best I’ve seen her look in awhile. Misspelled the surname, BTW.

  33. Mellisa Joan Hart Pregnant Belly Twitter
    someone
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    is she still pregnant?
    better yet, has she ever not been pregnant?

  34. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
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    Judging by the sheen on her legs, a lot of axle grease was used to ‘slip’ her into that dress.

  35. Aubrey O'Day Butt Bikini Bottom Mesh Skirt
    The Brown Streak
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    How do you pronounce her last name? “CONE-HEAD”

  36. Snooki Pregnant Belly Moving Out Last Day Jersey Shore
    cc
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    Hmmm, did I get all the bacon out of the freezer?

  37. DMX
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    “Whoa, whoa, whoa…so you’re saying I’m…black?

  38. Nikki Reed Upskirt Panty Flash Empire State Set
    kimmykimkim
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    What the fuck?

  39. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Tight Dress Boyfriend
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    Couldn’t their butler go look for meth?

  40. Stephen Dorff Tara Reid
    The Brown Streak
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    50% off Papa Johns! BOOYAH!

  41. LeAnn Rimes Tight Red Jeans Motorcycle Helmet
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    And no one thought to ask her how many angels could dance on her head

  42. Paz De La Huerta Sweaty Tight Dress Boyfriend
    FanGirl
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    I love her!!!!!!!!!!!

    she’s my idol

  43. Nikki Reed Upskirt Panty Flash Empire State Set
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    I see she’s read Paris Hilton’s “How to Pee like a Lady when Clubbing” brochure.

  44. Nikki Reed Upskirt Panty Flash Empire State Set
    Taylor
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    She might be in NY but she’s pissing Jersey style.

  45. Pink Cleavage The Today Show
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    “Don’t forget to tuck you cock back!”

    -Carey Hart

  46. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
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    This gets me to wondering, what if the entire world was one big chunk of gold?

  47. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Legs Feather Plume
    kimmykimkim
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    Nicki, your daddy called to say he still doesn’t love you.

  48. Janice Dickinson Bikini Loose Skin Wrinkles
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    Looks like she should put that left boob back in the dryer for 20 minutes.

  49. Russell Crowe Short Shorts Sandals
    cc
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    Maximus the Unremarkable

  50. your mom

    Not nearly as much ass as I was led to believe…

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