The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.7.14

July 7th, 2014 // 412 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after a long holiday weekend during the summer, so bikinis. There’s plenty of bikinis in here. As well as Shemar Moore molesting some of the women inhabiting them on a public beach. It was almost the quintessential American compilation until white British Samuel L. Jacskson jumped into the mix and Pamela Anderson‘s deflating boob reminded us that all great things eventually wither and die from careless encounters with hepatitis-infected penises.

Except for shots of Mel Gibson looking shit-faced and about to pirouette. Let’s hope that never ends,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Charlie Sheen Hand Gestures
    PassingTrue
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    So Chuckles, how many alimony checks are you behind?

  2. Samuel L Jackson White British Driving Instructor
    PassingTrue
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    Damn, he looks like Laurence Fishburn

  3. Mel Gibson Drunk Dancing Eyes Rolling Back In Head 49th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    “Help!… I’m being chased by a pack of lawyers!

  4. Sean Penn Charlize Theron Legs Gold Minidress Christian Dior Show Fashion Week Paris
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    “Wait… Before you go out there, I’d like to tell them all about my humanitarian efforts in Haiti.”

  5. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
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    Don’t panic Kim. You’re not being followed, it’s just your huge ass that you are seeing with your peripheral vision.

  6. Mario Balotelli Fiance Fanny Neguesha Butt Bikini
    Chaz
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    This is the first time I’ve seen Mario without his orange Crocs.

  7. Charlie Sheen Hand Gestures
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    “Kickin’ it with my ho while I’m kickin’ out my ex-wife and kids!”

  8. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
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    When was the last time she just stood still for a photograph?

  9. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
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    The trophy wife’s guide to lawn mowing.

  10. Pharrell Williams Backup Dancers Grabbing His Dick Wireless Festival
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    ♫♫ Because I’m Happy… ♫♫

  11. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
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    “Daaamn Blindside! Butt sex hurts! I’m going back to butch lesbian bitches!”

  12. Pamela Anderson Boob Indent Cleavage Tank Top
    Motorboat Captain
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    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
    The lone and level sands stretch far away.

  13. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Derpface Philly 4th Of July Jam
    Voice of Reisling
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    Don’t get mad, get Minaj.

    - Tom Bosley

  14. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
    Voice of Reisling
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    That’s clearly Jared Leto.

  15. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Legs See Through Outfit
    Voice of Reisling
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    She’s moiré appealing than this.

  16. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress Donatella Versace
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    “You can stay by my side for the rest of the evening. You make me look young.”

  17. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress Donatella Versace
    Voice of Reisling
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    Here. Come with me to something called a “buffet”

  18. Sean Penn Charlize Theron Legs Gold Minidress Christian Dior Show Fashion Week Paris
    Swearin
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    “I’d like to thank the Academy for this award” – what he’s thinking

  19. Hugh Jackman Gay Moustache Bald Head Stroking Chin Wimbledon Mens Final
    Swearin
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    He looks like a human version of that magnet toy where you can move cranial and facial hair around

  20. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes Thigh High Leather Boots
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    Well she must be hooking if she strutting in those things , Kris must be holding back the money.

  21. Pharrell Williams Backup Dancers Grabbing His Dick Wireless Festival
    Swearin
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    Oh please, John Travolta has this same dream three nights a week, only in his version he’s wearing the robe and the backup dancers are all dudes.

  22. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt 30th Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    I didn’t know she was smuggling a Hippity- Hop in her ass?

  23. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
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    Shoving coke in your ass will give you the runs.

  24. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Legs See Through Outfit
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    Her right boob had a blow out?

  25. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Derpface Philly 4th Of July Jam
    Swearin
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    “Anyone want to borrow my vibrator? It’ll make your vagina go boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom”

  26. Fergie Thin Sickly Looking Legs Josh Duhamel
    J-Dizzle
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    When did Madonna become a hermaphrodite?

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
    Spleen
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    Someone needs to invent a new word to encompass all the kids of gross and disgusting this is.

  28. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
    Crouton
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    She needs a jizz bath.

  29. Gianluca Vacchi Zac Efron Working Out
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    Does that D-bag even know who The Ramones were?!

  30. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
    Spleen
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    So young to have hemorrhoids already.

  31. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes Thigh High Leather Boots
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    I am convinced none of the closets in the Kardashian house have lights.

  32. Pamela Anderson Boob Indent Cleavage Tank Top
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    Kid Rock got of this particular ride in the nick of time.

  33. Christina Milian Butt Swimsuit
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    Paula Abdul looks great.

  34. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes Thigh High Leather Boots
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    Subtle.

  35. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Legs See Through Outfit
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    Gwen Stefani should be glad she’s had all sons. Gavin Rossdale’s sperm makes ugly daughters.

  36. Katherine Schwarzenegger Fat Legs Minidress Iced Coffee
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    It’s true. Frappachinos really do go straight to your thighs.

  37. Steven Seagal
    tlmck
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    Thanks to Travolta and Seagal, there is a very profitable shoe polish company somewhere.

  38. Pharrell Williams Backup Dancers Grabbing His Dick Wireless Festival
    tlmck
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    Keep searchin’ lady. It’s in there somewhere.

  39. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Derpface Philly 4th Of July Jam
    tlmck
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    Those prop instruments ain’t foolin’ nobody guys. Everybody knows her music is computer generated.

  40. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
    Phoenix
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    The poor guy surely walked away from this with a giant bruise on the side of his face from where she slammed that rock hard bolt-on into him.

  41. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
    Skidmark
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    Wow, she’s really sunk to new lows…..

    Boom boom ting.

  42. Camila Oliveira Bikini UFC International Fight Week Official Pool Party
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    Where’s the lawnmower ?

  43. Mel Gibson Drunk Dancing Eyes Rolling Back In Head 49th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    MZ MIZRY
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    awwwww- who just got a blowjob from a sugertits oven-dodger with a smile on her face!!!!

  44. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
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    Nice pose. Now let’s see what you can do while you make me a sandwich.

  45. Sean Penn Charlize Theron Legs Gold Minidress Christian Dior Show Fashion Week Paris
    Ken
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    “Give me the keys. Now.”
    “A little to the left….Dear”

  46. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes Thigh High Leather Boots
    Brooks
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    Oh.

    The other one.

  47. Mario Balotelli Fiance Fanny Neguesha Butt Bikini
    Brooks
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    Fanny being the operative word here.

  48. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress Donatella Versace
    Ken
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    “Gonna make it, hon? Five more steps.”

  49. Katherine Schwarzenegger Fat Legs Minidress Iced Coffee
    PassingTrue
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    “Kam vit me if you want to go to Denny’s”

  50. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress Donatella Versace
    PassingTrue
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    Come Donatella, it’s time to eat your half a cracker for the week.

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