The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.7.14

July 7th, 2014 // 412 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after a long holiday weekend during the summer, so bikinis. There’s plenty of bikinis in here. As well as Shemar Moore molesting some of the women inhabiting them on a public beach. It was almost the quintessential American compilation until white British Samuel L. Jacskson jumped into the mix and Pamela Anderson‘s deflating boob reminded us that all great things eventually wither and die from careless encounters with hepatitis-infected penises.

Except for shots of Mel Gibson looking shit-faced and about to pirouette. Let’s hope that never ends,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Mario Balotelli Fiance Fanny Neguesha Butt Bikini
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    Somewhere Mario Batali is watching all of this and shaking his head in disgust.

  2. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt 30th Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    Anyone got a needle on hand? Anyone?

  3. Kristin Chenoweth Nipples No Bra
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    Tiny fuckdoll.

  4. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bra Under Jacket
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    Not pictured: Moose and flying squirrel.

  5. Pharrell Williams Backup Dancers Grabbing His Dick Wireless Festival
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    Awesome-they are bringing The Wire back? Is it set in London this time?

    . . . Oh. Wireless. Right.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
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    Every time I see her in pants like this, I am reminded of that photo of the middle-aged woman with the flies in her pants crack.

  7. Daisy Lowe Cleavage Legs See Through Outfit
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    … OK. do I have it all wrong or see-thrus supposes to be appealing?

  8. Fergie Thin Sickly Looking Legs Josh Duhamel
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    She looks like about 50 different potential famewhores here.

  9. Charlie Sheen Hand Gestures
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    Reppin’ South Side Crackheads fo shizzle

  10. Gianluca Vacchi Zac Efron Working Out
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    Weird knee tattoos are weird.

  11. Shemar Moore Feeling Up Bikini Chicks On The Beach
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    He does that – it’s a nice term of endearment.
    The rest of us do it – arrest of sexual assault.

  12. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes Thigh High Leather Boots
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    Thigh-high boots, for when you want to make it obvious.

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
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    Don’t come around tonight
    It’s bound to take your life

  14. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
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    Alec was wondering who was taking these pics. The gardener has been fired.

  15. Mel Gibson Drunk Dancing Eyes Rolling Back In Head 49th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    I had no idea he was a bowler.

  16. David Beckham Victoria Beckham Bitchface Leaning Away From Samuel L Jackson Wimbledon Mens Final
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    Look at the Great Wall Of China of body language between Victoria and Samuel. Very telling.

  17. Rachelle Leah Bikini UFC International Fight Week Official Pool Party
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    The fattest one of the bunch.
    Still so would.

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
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    “LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!”

  19. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts Wireless Festival
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    She’s got a great ass. Next time skip the underwear.

  20. Charlie Sheen Hand Gestures
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    ‘Two in the pink, four in the stink’ must be the minimum requirements to join Charlie’s Goddesses™.

  21. David Beckham Victoria Beckham Bitchface Leaning Away From Samuel L Jackson Wimbledon Mens Final
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    I thought Hume Cronyn died years ago.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
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    Her legs must be made of titanium to support that thing.

  23. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
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    GO. AWAY.

  24. David Beckham Victoria Beckham Bitchface Leaning Away From Samuel L Jackson Wimbledon Mens Final
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    DB – *I’d like to show that Petra Kvitova how I bend it like Beckham*
    VB – Yes, I’d like half pepperoni and half nothing. Name’s Posh
    SLJ – So then I says: “Mine’s the one that says ‘Bad Mother Fucker’”

  25. Pharrell Williams Backup Dancers Grabbing His Dick Wireless Festival
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    Once upon a time, Gaga and Minaj were in housecoats, feeling up a hipster ..

  26. Gianluca Vacchi Zac Efron Working Out
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    “Thanks, GL. Same time tomorrow?”

    “You bet! Ta ta for now!”

  27. Fergie Thin Sickly Looking Legs Josh Duhamel
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    No joking, that chick is a true chameleon – never looks like the last picture you’ve seen of her. And we’re talking frame-per-frame.

  28. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    I’m harder than Chinese math right now.

  29. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes Thigh High Leather Boots
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    And remember shes already bearding for Jaden…

  30. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts Wireless Festival
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    boom

  31. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt 30th Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    TAO must be short for “That Ass, Ohmygodthatstgross”

  32. Charlie Sheen Hand Gestures
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    Cocaine is a helluva a drug..

  33. Lady Gaga Cleavage Bra Under Jacket
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    Shit, she’s near my city. I’d better go get a herpes shot and a sniper rifle …

  34. Gianluca Vacchi Zac Efron Working Out
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    Masturbating in public is considered exercise now? No wonder I’m so trim.

  35. Gianluca Vacchi Zac Efron Working Out
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    Wow. Johnny Leg Tats. There’s no excuse for that shit.

  36. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    All I did was ask her, “What do you think broke up Robin Thicke’s marriage….?”

  37. Kaley Cuoco Bikini
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    Still looking quite fuck-able

  38. Hugh Jackman Gay Moustache Bald Head Stroking Chin Wimbledon Mens Final
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    I’m your Huckleberry.

  39. Mel Gibson Drunk Dancing Eyes Rolling Back In Head 49th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    “… and six and seven and eight!!! This musical version of ‘Apocalypto’ is gonna be fab-u-lous!!”

  40. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Derpface Philly 4th Of July Jam
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    “Have a marshmallow!”

  41. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt 30th Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    “LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!”

  42. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Derpface Philly 4th Of July Jam
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    Is she… grating cheese with her boobs?

  43. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes Thigh High Leather Boots
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    The Kris Jenner is strong in this one.

  44. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
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    That’ll teach her to order a tagine before a concert.

  45. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts Wireless Festival
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    Honky tonk badonkadonk.

  46. Hugh Jackman Gay Moustache Bald Head Stroking Chin Wimbledon Mens Final
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    I hope they increased security around the Parliament building.

  47. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
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    Jared Leto looks like a dude.

  48. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress Donatella Versace
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    …and what embalmer did you use for your lips? Yes, I heard he’s good.

  49. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
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    “Well, here’s the thing…. She’s developed this inner ear problem, and thank god she has that idiotic Yoga crap to take advantage of. She can cover this whole acre in less than a hour by just rolling and rolling.”

  50. Mario Balotelli Fiance Fanny Neguesha Butt Bikini
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    I would complain about the irregular legs on his pants, but I only noticed it after I stared at her ass for a solid half hour and didn’t give a fuck at that point.

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