The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.7.14

July 7th, 2014 // 412 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after a long holiday weekend during the summer, so bikinis. There’s plenty of bikinis in here. As well as Shemar Moore molesting some of the women inhabiting them on a public beach. It was almost the quintessential American compilation until white British Samuel L. Jacskson jumped into the mix and Pamela Anderson‘s deflating boob reminded us that all great things eventually wither and die from careless encounters with hepatitis-infected penises.

Except for shots of Mel Gibson looking shit-faced and about to pirouette. Let’s hope that never ends,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
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    “But really officer, she was doing headstands and fell into the lawnmower. She just did shit like that”

  2. Mario Balotelli Fiance Fanny Neguesha Butt Bikini
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    Not seen is his mistress, Tits McGee.

  3. Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis Traditional Indian Clothes Google Executive Wedding
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    Douchiness Ascending.

  4. Samuel L Jackson White British Driving Instructor
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    “I want you to go in that bag, and find my wallet. It’s the one that says ‘Bad Show Old Chum’ on it”

  5. Pamela Anderson Boob Indent Cleavage Tank Top
    Flatliner
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    Well, at least her arms are still in good shape.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
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    And they claimed black is slimming…

  7. Kristin Chenoweth Nipples No Bra
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    Who? and also, why?

  8. Kristin Chenoweth Nipples No Bra
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    If David Spade and Kid Rock had a daughter.

  9. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts Wireless Festival
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    No need for see-thru if you don’t have anything to show…

  10. Shemar Moore Feeling Up Bikini Chicks On The Beach
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    “Goddam, baby…you gonna have to ease up on them bon bons.”

  11. Pharrell Williams Backup Dancers Grabbing His Dick Wireless Festival
    Flatliner
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    Okay, okay, we get it, you’re happy.

  12. Steven Seagal
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    Slowly, but certainly, going Fat Manchu on us.

  13. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
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    I like how every picture of her looks like she’s trying to imitate a dinosaur. Rawwwwwrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
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    For a second I thought it was a photo optical illusion and there were two people standing there. Then I realized it was her perpetually growing ass and I laughed out loud and my coworker wanted to know what was so funny and I just said “stupid shit you see on the Internet” and left it at that.

    • Marketing Mike

      Absolutely, like they Photoshopped her legs 50% larger.
      At first glance I missed it, then I realized it was real.

    • CK

      It’s like that kid’s flip book thing where the top, middle, and bottom thirds of people can be overlapped, mixing them up.

  15. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Derpface Philly 4th Of July Jam
    Yuk
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    Same fugly pants as Kimodo.

  16. Samuel L Jackson White British Driving Instructor
    Flatliner
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    I may not be a smart man but I just know that the sequel to Snakes on a Plane is going to suck.

  17. Zahia Dehar Cleavage Tight Dress Donatella Versace Catwalk Show
    Fee Fah
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    Consolation prize for the French team.

  18. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt 30th Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    Flatliner
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    30 wookie years or human years?

  19. Mario Balotelli Fiance Fanny Neguesha Butt Bikini
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    Number one reason why our parents should have forced us to play soccer outside instead of letting us play videogames all day…

  20. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    Independence Day may have already passed, but I’m saluting right now. And not with my hand.

  21. Mel Gibson Drunk Dancing Eyes Rolling Back In Head 49th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    Mel’s looking much happier and healthier these days. He has really been working out.

    I hope he’s turned things around in his life. He’s had a long, dark patch.

  22. Pamela Anderson Boob Indent Cleavage Tank Top
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    Minor dent. Recent oil change. Make offer.

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
    Joe
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    I see the face of a chubby, angry, Asian man on her ass.

  24. Sean Penn Charlize Theron Legs Gold Minidress Christian Dior Show Fashion Week Paris
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    Goddamn she’s gorgeous and he’s….not.

  25. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
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    How old is this woman? She looks 40 years old but claims to be 19 or 20?

  26. Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis Traditional Indian Clothes Google Executive Wedding
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    Stop wearing dresses Kelso.

  27. Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis Traditional Indian Clothes Google Executive Wedding
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    Where is the statue of Kutchner’s deity, the god Douchenu?

  28. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts Wireless Festival
    Michael
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    Bonita applebum!

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
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    Seriously, she must have every pair of pants and every dress and skirt custom made to fit that bizarre shape.

  30. David Beckham Victoria Beckham Bitchface Leaning Away From Samuel L Jackson Wimbledon Mens Final
    Samu L
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    Woman in front row: “What exactly is this American person’s relationship with his mother?”

  31. David Beckham Victoria Beckham Bitchface Leaning Away From Samuel L Jackson Wimbledon Mens Final
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    Mr. Jackson! I loved you in The Matrix!

  32. Steven Seagal
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    Nice hair hat.

  33. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
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    For a guy supposedly fiercely private, is Alec aware he impregnated and married a certified famewhore? Kanye and him probably should compare notes.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      I’m guessing he’s pandering to her hankering for extraneous attention due to the fact his reception of BJs hasn’t dipped to this point in their relationship.

  34. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts Wireless Festival
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    So that’s why they call Australia “Down Under”.

  35. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
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    Her tits are as big as his head. Perfect for motorboating.

  36. Steven Seagal
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    Pictured: A bald guy and a guy in a white t-shirt.

  37. Kristin Chenoweth Nipples No Bra
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    I thought this was Pamela Anderson’s post mortem.

  38. Hugh Jackman Gay Moustache Bald Head Stroking Chin Wimbledon Mens Final
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    I guess that kind of blows my wig theory.

  39. Fergie Thin Sickly Looking Legs Josh Duhamel
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    Is that Mrs. Kravitz behind them?

    “Abner! They just appeared without a plane! ABNER!”

  40. Pharrell Williams Backup Dancers Grabbing His Dick Wireless Festival
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    If I hear that Happy song one more time I’m going to kill someone.

    • Buwahahaha

      If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. If you’re happy and you know it and you really want to show it…oops, wrong one.

  41. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Derpface Philly 4th Of July Jam
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    Pants by Hefty.

  42. Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis Traditional Indian Clothes Google Executive Wedding
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    If that’s not look of a couple who just had the “When are we going to get married” argument, I don’t know what is.

  43. Kristin Chenoweth Nipples No Bra
    Ralph
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    Her reason for fame still eludes me.

  44. Kristin Chenoweth Nipples No Bra
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    George Costanza has a better hairline.

  45. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
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    She seems like a real sweet girl.

  46. Steven Seagal
    fred
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    A candid, behind the scenes photo of the “before” and “after” actors at the Oswaldo’s Toupee Shack commercial shoot.

  47. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress Donatella Versace
    Ralph
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    ?? a lot of something visible under that dress ???

  48. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes Thigh High Leather Boots
    Eric
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    What better way to learn how to be a celebrity whore than by being a real whore on Sunset Boulevard?

  49. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
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    Hey, it’s still alive! Whodathunkit.

  50. Christina Milian Butt Swimsuit
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    Damn… ever since that fat-ass Dream cheated on her, that girl has been on a steep and continuous drop. Very sad.

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