Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after a long holiday weekend during the summer, so bikinis. There’s plenty of bikinis in here. As well as Shemar Moore molesting some of the women inhabiting them on a public beach. It was almost the quintessential American compilation until white British Samuel L. Jacskson jumped into the mix and Pamela Anderson‘s deflating boob reminded us that all great things eventually wither and die from careless encounters with hepatitis-infected penises.
Except for shots of Mel Gibson looking shit-faced and about to pirouette. Let’s hope that never ends,
- Photo Boy