The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.7.14

July 7th, 2014 // 412 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, coming at you after a long holiday weekend during the summer, so bikinis. There’s plenty of bikinis in here. As well as Shemar Moore molesting some of the women inhabiting them on a public beach. It was almost the quintessential American compilation until white British Samuel L. Jacskson jumped into the mix and Pamela Anderson‘s deflating boob reminded us that all great things eventually wither and die from careless encounters with hepatitis-infected penises.

Except for shots of Mel Gibson looking shit-faced and about to pirouette. Let’s hope that never ends,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    Everything right with America see above
    Holly fucking hotness

  2. Sean Penn Charlize Theron Legs Gold Minidress Christian Dior Show Fashion Week Paris
    Cock Dr
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    I give it another couple months.

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
    Cock Dr
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    The wearing of black never works with this one.
    MOO

  4. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
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    “You were so hot when you wanted a trial by Mortal Kombat!”

  5. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt 30th Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
    Cock Dr
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    The skirt offers a simple yet elegant diagram demonstrating how mass warps the very fabric of space/time.

  6. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
    buzz
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    Bitch, that lawn isn’t going to mow itself and Alec damn sure isn’t going to do it.

  7. Sean Penn Charlize Theron Legs Gold Minidress Christian Dior Show Fashion Week Paris
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    nobody said life was going to be fair.

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
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    attractive.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress Donatella Versace
    Cock Dr
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    Thank you Photo Boy for not posting Donatella’s face. Your compassion will be remembered.

  10. Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis Traditional Indian Clothes Google Executive Wedding
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    He’s sad because they made him remove his trucker cap before taking the photo.

  11. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    The Brown Streak
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    Could you please, tattoo your name on your boob so I can remember to how to spell your name? Yeah, that’s it. Right there.

  12. Mel Gibson Drunk Dancing Eyes Rolling Back In Head 49th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Slappy Magoo
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    What step in the Evolution of Man poster is this one?

  13. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
    Slappy Magoo
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    I’m not sure that’s how you do “2 in the pink, one in the stink.”

    Except for maybe Courtney Stodden

  14. Mel Gibson Drunk Dancing Eyes Rolling Back In Head 49th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    The Brown Streak
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    “So I happy I got a picture of Sarah Silverman on my arm. She’s my favorite Jew.”

  15. Katherine Schwarzenegger Fat Legs Minidress Iced Coffee
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    It’s not a tumah… just cankles.

  16. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
    The Brown Streak
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    Oh, Tom Cruise, you sly devil, you.

  17. Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis Traditional Indian Clothes Google Executive Wedding
    The Brown Streak
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    Goddamn Kardashians…they’re everywhere!

  18. Gianluca Vacchi Zac Efron Working Out
    Pickle Nose
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    Really guys, don’t go crazy on the weights. You need to ease into this weightlifting thing….

  19. Sean Penn Charlize Theron Legs Gold Minidress Christian Dior Show Fashion Week Paris
    Slappy Magoo
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    Step aside. Old Man Walking. Barely.

  20. Sean Penn Charlize Theron Legs Gold Minidress Christian Dior Show Fashion Week Paris
    T-Bone
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    Three minutes to Wapner. I’m an excellent driver.

  21. Mel Gibson Drunk Dancing Eyes Rolling Back In Head 49th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival Opening Ceremony
    Flatliner
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    Did Mel mistakenly think it was the Fairy International Film Festival?

  22. Sean Penn Charlize Theron Legs Gold Minidress Christian Dior Show Fashion Week Paris
    The Brown Streak
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    Like her or hate, give Charlize her dues, she really cares about Alzheimer’s patients.

  23. David Beckham Victoria Beckham Bitchface Leaning Away From Samuel L Jackson Wimbledon Mens Final
    Slappy Magoo
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    “Deirdre?”
    “Yes, Horace?”
    “Why has that boy behind me not refilled my drink?”

  24. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
    The Brown Streak
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    I have the strangest urge for a nice big Smithfield ham…and I don’t know why…

  25. Steven Seagal
    Slappy Magoo
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    Have things gotten so bad for Seagal he’s now a bodyguard for mentally handicapped Joss Whedon doppelgangers?

  26. Gianluca Vacchi Zac Efron Working Out
    Slappy Magoo
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    “working out” “cruising” “tomaytoh” “tomahtoh…”

  27. Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Skirt 30th Birthday Party TAO Nightclub
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    “Eww… Your fat ass is here.”

  28. Charlie Sheen Hand Gestures
    Slappy Magoo
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    Last time I saw a look and a pose like that, villagers were approaching with torches and pitchforks

  29. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes Thigh High Leather Boots
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    She’s wearing those boots because she’s been shoveling Kim’s manure.

  30. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Pose On Lawnmower Instagram
    Slappy Magoo
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    Why is she always upside down in damn near every picture she tweets? Does she think she looks better upside down or does she think Alec looks better when she’s gunt level?

  31. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    I love everything about this picture except whatever is turning her mouth inside out.

  32. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    JC
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    I know it’s probably just a coffee table, but I want that line across her calf to be one side of her pulled-down panties.

  33. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
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    Go short dude. No hover hand.

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
    Flatliner
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    Hey fella, I would hang on to more than just your hat. That’s a black hole in its early stage we’re witnessing there.

  35. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
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    At last – Iggy Pop’s wearing a shirt.

  36. David Beckham Victoria Beckham Bitchface Leaning Away From Samuel L Jackson Wimbledon Mens Final
    JC
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    “Why, there’s nothing in my wallet, young man. Wallets are for poor people.”

  37. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    Man, I would let Fish tell me about his funny stories regarding climate change and a woman’s right to choose to pull on that dress a little…

  38. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
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    “Hi, I’m Peter Dinklage! No, really!”

  39. Mario Balotelli Fiance Fanny Neguesha Butt Bikini
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    An appropriate name.

  40. Mel Gibson Drunk Dancing Eyes Rolling Back In Head 49th Karlovy Vary International Film Festival Opening Ceremony
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    I pity whichever minority is about to face him…

  41. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
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    I think she is butt hurt because her girlfriend was seen kissing Zac Effron.

  42. Gianluca Vacchi Zac Efron Working Out
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    “Honey, do these shorts show off my legs?”

    “just a minute! I’m stuffing a sock in my shorts”

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass
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    Why the hell would you wear saddlebags with…oh, it’s her ass.

  44. Courtney Stodden Shoving Midgets Head Into Tits Love Addict Set
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    I’d watch this porn….

  45. Katherine Schwarzenegger Fat Legs Minidress Iced Coffee
    JC
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    “Get to da Waffle Haus!”

  46. Cara Delevingne Butt Tight Jeans Caught In Rain British Summertime Festival
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    “Hay Cara! Your ex is dating a gay coke-addict dude.”

  47. Mario Balotelli Fiance Fanny Neguesha Butt Bikini
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    Hah, “Fanny”. Because you can’t fine a novelty license plate with the name “DatAss” on it.

  48. Steven Seagal
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    “Now show me where the illegals are crossing your border and bring me some Jimmy John’s…”

  49. David Beckham Victoria Beckham Bitchface Leaning Away From Samuel L Jackson Wimbledon Mens Final
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    40 years after the events depicted in The Matrix, Morpheus and Agent Smith reconciled their differences and were often seen enjoying sporting events together.

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