Welcome to another massive Monday The Crap We Missed that I’m just gonna jump right into with Michelle Obama, who’s apparently an awkwardly long hugger, Derek Hough butching it up for charity, Jeff Goldblum being just as surprised as all of us that those stupid hats may actually have something to do with jazz performance, Kellan Lutz thinking ‘Nope, still does nothing for me,’ and finally, it may seem like Brooke Mueller is shithoused drunk, but she’s probably just really, really high. On crack.
Later that evening, Nicole Kidman would confirm that her conditioner bottle was indeed empty, and Keith Urban would never comfortably ride a bicycle again,
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Dude Poison fucking sucks. I’m glad everybody in that band has been dead for years.
Huh?
Billy Bob Thornton always pulls out of his league ass.
And who knew Avril Lavigne could drive a boat?
That’s who I thought it was from the thumbnail too.
Ann needs more rouge.
Mitt needs a personality transplant.
Sure they look like freaks but they dig up dead relatives and baptize them… so it sort of goes with the territory.
She looks like a zombie..like Stepford Katie
She has a sort of “Picasso” vibe to her face.
They both need to simply stay on their meds!
Is Carnie a first name or a job title? Fuck it lets go with both.
Looks like she just took her tarot cards back from her daughter.
It’s the Poppin’ Fresh Dough Whore.
You mean it’s the Poppin’ Not So Fresh Dough Whore.
I am inclined to question the “fresh” part.
If this guy got a bad sunburn and stood on a street corner, he could back up traffic for miles.
“Looking good!”
~ Nobody at all
I’m pretty sure we can wipe out entire civilizations just by shipping that t-shirt over to them…
Apparently she learned mind control from Tom…
Good thing the pap snapped him before he flew off.
Nicole, you can stare at him all day but he’s not going to gain an inch, no matter what you do.
She’s actually excited that he’s taller than Tom….
“All that gold, all that gold . . .”
“Baby, it’s not you… It’s me… I just like non drug addicts….”
When did David Caruso gain so much weight?
All that money, and bitch can’t find a decent shirt?
Excuse me, that blouse cost her $599.95!
She overpaid by $599.
Brooke Hogan’s looking great.
If it was possible to contact retardation from a photo, this would be that photo.
“Oompah!”
mmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooo
Lebron, hurry up before Delonte West tries to jump this one too!
Seen here disgusted that affirmative action let a black guy on the swim team
hahaha , excellent…
I totally thought this was another round of Stephanie Seymour and Boner Boy. Which speaks volumes about Mischa Barton.
Nope, I can still tell they’re robots. Try working on the human or emotional stuff and you guys might get it right.
Some men go to nightclubs.. Arnold strolls through suburban homes during the morning shift…
It’s a pap!
This pic just redefined the word douche.
Looks like it’s raining jizz on Brooke and Jason.
and they love it
Those are fall/winter shoes….so I’ll assume she was laughed off the stage for her crass mistake.
I see bunch, all the time, everywhere.
I see brunch, all the time, everywhere. Also typos
When your ass looks fat from the front … your ass is fat.
Mischa kept telling her friends she thought that it was pretty creepy when her new fiance believed in “To have and to hold, at least until high tide”.
He shaves his pits ?
guess what else he shaves…
uh-huh, Jim and ahh… how do you know?
i was talking about his face – get your mind out of the gutter
he uses the hairs to make his weave.
She should wear this more and not wear full body black spandex
You look good now, Anna, but someday you’ll look like Catherine Bach in Maui.
“My future ? I see NO people.”
I hate this guy so much
i remember many years ago when this guy was a mousey little man with a bad haircut. he changed his hairstyle and then became a little bit of a celebrity because he’s a plastic surgeon to the stars. it went to his head big time and now he neglects his wife and dresses as “gay” as they get. the thing is, is that he’s madly in love with himself. he’s an annoying douce bag and should have a threesome with Kim and Kanye.
“will you…let me poke your chocolate starfish?”
It all makes sense: he’s removing the hair follicles from his armpits and having them transplanted on to the bald patch under his bandana.
thinks to self: “I can tell by the feel, there’s not enough outsourced fabric in this flag.”
Frozen like a douche caught in the headlights
Disappointed!!!
The Methuation
That’s one soupy looking boob in that purple bikini
I wonder is the matron in pink has ever had any success putting a pillow case over a pillow.
’cause…. no chin…. ?
Oh my God, fucking HILARIOUS
Antoinette Romney.
starting to develop that ole’ Billy Crystal face. wat causes that? anal bleaching? someone help me out here
Probably had some bad Mexican for lunch.
he face would make it seem like he’s thinking “i’ve got the weirdest boner right now”
I wonder how much denim is in that suitcase
Canada called – they want their wardrobe back
Um what?
I suppose you’ve never heard of a Canadian Tuxedo?
A Canadian tuxedo is a lumberjack coat.
If only he could get bandannas on his balding armpits, too…
you sure this isn’t hillary duff?
Nobody wants to see your sweaty boob rash.