The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.30.12

July 30th, 2012 // 725 Comments

Welcome to another massive Monday The Crap We Missed that I’m just gonna jump right into with Michelle Obama, who’s apparently an awkwardly long hugger, Derek Hough butching it up for charity, Jeff Goldblum being just as surprised as all of us that those stupid hats may actually have something to do with jazz performance, Kellan Lutz thinking ‘Nope, still does nothing for me,’ and finally, it may seem like Brooke Mueller is shithoused drunk, but she’s probably just really, really high. On crack.

Later that evening, Nicole Kidman would confirm that her conditioner bottle was indeed empty, and Keith Urban would never comfortably ride a bicycle again,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. The Situation Sideways Hat
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    The Situation Normal, All Fucked Up.

  2. Carnie Wilson Cleavage Head Wrap
    EricLr
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    I my mommy were wearing that, I’d be crying too little girl.

  3. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Keith Urban
    it had to be said
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    It looks like he’s got his ears covered so she doesn’t look straight through.

  4. Lucy Liu Cleavage
    O'chunt
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    Still gorgeous.

  5. Dr. Robert Rey V Neck Leather Jacket
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    Rebel without a Clue.

  6. Bret Michaels Shaved Armpits Bandana
    Contusion
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    Every D-list celebrity has it’s thorn.

  7. Lucy Liu Cleavage
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    Yow! Nothing funny to say here!

  8. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Legs Tight Pants
    it had to be said
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    Bad sign when titties can’t distract from your monster ass.

  9. Nicole Kidman Frozen Face Keith Urban
    Contusion
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    She looks inflatable.

  10. Hilary Duff Legs Short Shorts
    diego
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    Fat sow.

    And I thought her husband was a hockey player or something. He looks like Buzz from Home alone, but less athletic.

  11. Jeff Goldblum Playing Piano
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    Holy crap, I thought I could just ACT like I knew how to play this thing!

  12. Mitt Romney American Flag Ann Romney
    Contusion
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    Oh, so he actually knows which flag to hold up. Good for him. Now if we could get him to shut up.

  13. Mitt Romney American Flag Ann Romney
    it had to be said
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    “Oh boy. Look at the unitard on that one . . .”

  14. Catherine Bach Swimsuit
    George P Burdell
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    No wonder my poster fell off the wall.

  15. The Situation Sideways Hat
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    This picture should be next to the word “vacuous” in the dictionary.

  16. Dr. Robert Rey V Neck Leather Jacket
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    Make sure to pack your leather jacket and vinyl pants when you visit Maui. Sometime it can get down to something like 72 degrees at night. Idiot.

  17. Kym Marsh Bikini
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    Yay, it’s working! Hang out with the fuglies, and I look hotter!

  18. Tyra Banks
    it had to be said
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    Too bad they don’t make Spanxx for the forehead.

  19. Haley Joel Osment Sunglasses Fat Face
    Contusion
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    Next step is to drop the “Haley.” I want to be known as Joel now.

  20. Mitt Romney American Flag Ann Romney
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    He’s gonna lose his shit when Obama kicks his ass in November.

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger Biking Spandex Shorts
    Bonky
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    “I told them I’ll be back. I can’t wait to see the fear in their eyes !”

  22. The Situation Sideways Hat
    Peppe
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    ew…. that a huge ass pimple on this right arm

    • cc

      It’s great that he wore a shirt that shows it off (btw, acne on the lower neck, chest, and shoulders and upper arms are an indicator of steroid use).

  23. Christian Audigier Nathalie Sorensen Jetski
    it had to be said
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    “Christian” is French for “Billy Bob?”

  24. Christian Audigier Nathalie Sorensen Jetski
    Contusion
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    Hardy har har.

  25. Molly Sims Bra Cleavage
    George P Burdell
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    Going home to continue her quest to be bigger the Catherine Bach.

  26. Robin Antin Butt Booty Shorts Boots
    Contusion
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    How J-Lo pictures herself.

  27. Robin Antin Butt Booty Shorts Boots
    it had to be said
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    J-Lo after the tragic ass-removing accident she was in.

  28. Lucy Liu Cleavage
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    My favorite Cavendish.

  29. Jay Leno
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    Wow, once Roy got attacked by that tiger, Siegfried really let himself go!

  30. The Situation Sideways Hat
    Contusion
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    There is no situation in which that hat makes sense.

  31. Jay Leno
    Bonky
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    For Chaz Bono, the transformation is now complete.

  32. Dr. Robert Rey V Neck Leather Jacket
    hitler
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    Black + Leather + Maui?
    This guy knows “where it’s at”.

    PS
    I LOVE KIDS!!!

  33. Morgan Freeman One Glove
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    Today I’m brought to you by the letter “M”

  34. Mischa Barton Swimsuit Sebastian Knapp
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    “Don’t worry baby. You’ll always be O.C. hot to me.”

  35. Michelle Obama Hugging LeBron James
    it had to be said
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    Gotta peep the Secret Service before you try to grip some ass.

  36. Molly Sims Bra Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    “Does this look infected to you?”

  37. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Legs Tight Pants
    Codot
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    Look at that guy, he can TASTE the skank in the air.

  38. Jeff Goldblum Playing Piano
    Joe
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    That, … that’s chaos theory

  39. Brooke Mueller Drunk Falling Down Jason Lowenstein
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    These boots are made for stumbling, and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these days these boots are gonna stumble all over you!

  40. Tyra Banks
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    Spanxx working overtime.

  41. Pamela Anderson
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    Wow…I was GOING to make a joke about how Pam Anderson has really let herself go, but then it turned out the picture was actually of Pam Anderson!

  42. Dr. Robert Rey V Neck Leather Jacket
    it had to be said
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    I don’t know who he is, but I want to punch him in the balls.

  43. Catherine Bach Swimsuit
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    What the .. Daisy Duke?!? Holy fuck.

  44. Maggie Gyllenhaal Daughter Ramona
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    How about a bra, Mom?

  45. Donnie Wahlberg Hat Dancing Blue Bloods Set
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    Look at me! I’m stayin’ true to my art! Not like my sell out brother! You got any spare change?

  46. Carnie Wilson Cleavage Head Wrap
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    WAH! Mommy, that boogie man scared me!

  47. Jay Leno
    it had to be said
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    Why is he flying somewhere? Does anyone outside of his studio want to see him?

  48. The Situation Sideways Hat
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    Any adult who wears their hat like that needs a solid kick in the balls. What are you? 12?

  49. AnnaLynne McCord Butt Tight Dress
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    She’s fucking beautiful.

  50. Kelly Brook Butt Floral Pants
    it had to be said
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    I have to assume a relative made those pants for her. I mean, who can say no to Nana?

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