The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.30.12

July 30th, 2012 // 725 Comments

Welcome to another massive Monday The Crap We Missed that I’m just gonna jump right into with Michelle Obama, who’s apparently an awkwardly long hugger, Derek Hough butching it up for charity, Jeff Goldblum being just as surprised as all of us that those stupid hats may actually have something to do with jazz performance, Kellan Lutz thinking ‘Nope, still does nothing for me,’ and finally, it may seem like Brooke Mueller is shithoused drunk, but she’s probably just really, really high. On crack.

Later that evening, Nicole Kidman would confirm that her conditioner bottle was indeed empty, and Keith Urban would never comfortably ride a bicycle again,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Haley Joel Osment Sunglasses Fat Face
    squishy
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    Hey went from a cute looking youngster to someone that appears to have had his eyebrows chewed by his dog in there sleep!!

  2. The Situation Sideways Hat
    Crissy
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    Damn!!! Is that car from “Molly and her Comfy Couch” collection?

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Legs Tight Pants
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Those look like riding pants. I feel bad for the horse.

  4. Sharni Vinson Bikini Life Vest Kellan Lutz Shirtless
    HollywoodOutsider
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    I could grate cheese on her sternum.

  5. Derek Hough Perv Stache
    HollywoodOutsider
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    That facial hairstyle is known as the Van Douche.

  6. Morgan Freeman One Glove
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Black Karl Lagerfeld is here!

  7. Maggie Gyllenhaal Daughter Ramona
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Sad turtle gots wet.

  8. Anna Sophia Berglund Bikini
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Spectacularly ordinary.

  9. Derek Hough Perv Stache
    le mem
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    “douche? … Why yes I do!”

  10. Jay Leno
    ri
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    The fact that this unfunny asshat is popular is a strong argument for genocide.

  11. Carnie Wilson Cleavage Head Wrap
    ri
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    I think that is the father of Rumer Willis

  12. Sharni Vinson Bikini Life Vest Kellan Lutz Shirtless
    D-chi
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    Oh, Kellan Lutz. Me gusta.

  13. Michelle Obama Hugging LeBron James
    Dick Righteous
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    “Yeah G, F**K these white mothafu*ka’s!”

  14. Mischa Barton Swimsuit Sebastian Knapp
    Snoozeroony
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    Look, baby, just because your career went down the toilet, doesn’t mean it’ll wash up on shore…

  15. Michelle Obama Hugging LeBron James
    Snoozeroony
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    Michelle is just out of control since KissCamGate

  16. Lucy Liu Cleavage
    Snoozeroony
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    I always get the two mixed up when I see pics… it’s either – ‘Wow Lisa Ling is looking good’ or ‘Wow, Lucy Liu is looking a little rough’…

  17. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Legs Tight Pants
    AnnaD.
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    I planned to say something witty but all I can think of is MOOO

  18. The Situation Sideways Hat
    AnnaD.
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    The comments are the best thing about this picture

  19. Heidi Klum Nipple No Bra Daughter Lou
    snurgles
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    You would think working for VICTORIA SECRET would provide you with an endless amount of bras!

  20. Mitt Romney American Flag Ann Romney
    Quit your job, it's killing you
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    Well… at least he isn’t holding the flag upside-down.

  21. Haley Joel Osment Sunglasses Fat Face
    Quit your job, it's killing you
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    A young Blues Brother appears.

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