Welcome to another massive Monday The Crap We Missed that I’m just gonna jump right into with Michelle Obama, who’s apparently an awkwardly long hugger, Derek Hough butching it up for charity, Jeff Goldblum being just as surprised as all of us that those stupid hats may actually have something to do with jazz performance, Kellan Lutz thinking ‘Nope, still does nothing for me,’ and finally, it may seem like Brooke Mueller is shithoused drunk, but she’s probably just really, really high. On crack.
Later that evening, Nicole Kidman would confirm that her conditioner bottle was indeed empty, and Keith Urban would never comfortably ride a bicycle again,
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Hey went from a cute looking youngster to someone that appears to have had his eyebrows chewed by his dog in there sleep!!
Damn!!! Is that car from “Molly and her Comfy Couch” collection?
Those look like riding pants. I feel bad for the horse.
I could grate cheese on her sternum.
That facial hairstyle is known as the Van Douche.
Black Karl Lagerfeld is here!
Sad turtle gots wet.
Spectacularly ordinary.
“douche? … Why yes I do!”
The fact that this unfunny asshat is popular is a strong argument for genocide.
I think that is the father of Rumer Willis
Oh, Kellan Lutz. Me gusta.
“Yeah G, F**K these white mothafu*ka’s!”
Look, baby, just because your career went down the toilet, doesn’t mean it’ll wash up on shore…
Michelle is just out of control since KissCamGate
I always get the two mixed up when I see pics… it’s either – ‘Wow Lisa Ling is looking good’ or ‘Wow, Lucy Liu is looking a little rough’…
I planned to say something witty but all I can think of is MOOO
The comments are the best thing about this picture
You would think working for VICTORIA SECRET would provide you with an endless amount of bras!
Well… at least he isn’t holding the flag upside-down.
A young Blues Brother appears.