The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.30.12

July 30th, 2012 // 725 Comments

Welcome to another massive Monday The Crap We Missed that I’m just gonna jump right into with Michelle Obama, who’s apparently an awkwardly long hugger, Derek Hough butching it up for charity, Jeff Goldblum being just as surprised as all of us that those stupid hats may actually have something to do with jazz performance, Kellan Lutz thinking ‘Nope, still does nothing for me,’ and finally, it may seem like Brooke Mueller is shithoused drunk, but she’s probably just really, really high. On crack.

Later that evening, Nicole Kidman would confirm that her conditioner bottle was indeed empty, and Keith Urban would never comfortably ride a bicycle again,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maggie Gyllenhaal Daughter Ramona
    spartacus
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    Touche Turtle!

  2. Bret Michaels Shaved Armpits Bandana
    whyask
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    If you’re a failure and you know it, clap your hands

  3. Michelle Obama Hugging LeBron James
    zee
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    Is this a hug? or was Michelle Obama hammered drunk, and he’s catching her just before she falls out of the bleacher?. ‘Cause that’s what it looks like to me.

  4. Derek Hough Perv Stache
    zee
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    blue steel i believe

  5. The Situation Sideways Hat
    Low Ball
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    They say men don’t grow up just get bigger toys. Sadly, his toys still say ages 6 and under.

  6. Anna Sophia Berglund Bikini
    Inner Retard
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    First I honestly thought she was a pornstar. Seriously, if it’s a great career she wants she needs to switch and she’d make a killing.

  7. Haley Joel Osment Sunglasses Fat Face
    rawfodog
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    Never figured out why this guy had a girl’s name. Oh wait, I did.

  8. Hilary Duff Legs Short Shorts
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    I wanna lick those thighs

  9. Jeff Goldblum Playing Piano
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    “Jurassic Park 4?! Seriously? Tell the- what? they’ll pay me HOW MUCH?!”

  10. Mitt Romney American Flag Ann Romney
    Steve
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    This is the flag fer Amercia right?

  11. The Situation Sideways Hat
    rawfodog
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    Looks like he parked in the mentally handicapped spot.

  12. Morgan Freeman One Glove
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    He and Sean Connery are the only humans to reach Max Lvl

  13. Maggie Gyllenhaal Daughter Ramona
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    I’ve had a boner for this chick ever since I saw Secretary, the fucking fantasies are endless

  14. Donnie Wahlberg Hat Dancing Blue Bloods Set
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    There’s more than one Wahlberg?

  15. Anna Sophia Berglund Bikini
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    Wow, great bod, natural or not

  16. Dr. Robert Rey V Neck Leather Jacket
    Steve
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    No, no, wait, wait…he has to be on his way to Comicon… He’s the new Catwoman!!!

  17. Morgan Freeman One Glove
    Steve
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    I believe I can flyyyyyy.
    I believe I can touch the skyyyyyy.
    I think about it every night and day!
    Spread my wings and flyyyyy awayyyyy!

  18. Molly Sims Bra Cleavage
    rawfodog
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    Jessica Simpson impersonators are the new thing.

  19. Pamela Anderson
    Steve
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    Are we sure she can handle the rigors of Dancing with the Stars again? I mean, we want WARDROBE malfunctions, not Depends malfunctions.

  20. Donnie Wahlberg Hat Dancing Blue Bloods Set
    Steve
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    I’m bringin sexy back…

    Oh wait, I’m not Timberlake, I forgot I’m a washed up old douche in sheep’s clothing.

  21. Hilary Duff Legs Short Shorts
    rawfodog
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    Those pants weren’t ripped before she put them on.

  22. Lucy Liu Cleavage
    rawfodog
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    The only believable Angel.

  23. Maggie Gyllenhaal Daughter Ramona
    rawfodog
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    Who the hell had sex with this?

  24. Donnie Wahlberg Hat Dancing Blue Bloods Set
    rawfodog
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    Old douche on the block.

  25. Dr. Robert Rey V Neck Leather Jacket
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    Holy lesbian hair.

  26. Mitt Romney American Flag Ann Romney
    christine
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    You can just look at him and tell he’s dumb. In fact I am so annoyed by him that it actually turns me on. i’d fuck him.

  27. Haley Joel Osment Sunglasses Fat Face
    christine
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    it’s impossible to look at this picture for more than 3 seconds without either laughing or crying.

  28. Donnie Wahlberg Hat Dancing Blue Bloods Set
    805fatty
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    look at what all those 12 year old nkotb fans look like now…

  29. Jeff Goldblum Playing Piano
    mbcl
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    Looks like he just hit the ‘brown note’.

  30. Pamela Anderson
    Carolyn
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    Just hideous.

  31. Donnie Wahlberg Hat Dancing Blue Bloods Set
    Carolyn
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    Fattie needs a cane to hold herself up.

  32. Anna Sophia Berglund Bikini
    Carolyn
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    Why do women with fake tits always look so proud?

  33. Derek Hough Perv Stache
    Early'sDrunkenArmy
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    Don Johnson 3.0

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Fat Legs Tight Pants
    Sledgehammer
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    Jay Z really needs a tan

  35. Dr. Robert Rey V Neck Leather Jacket
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    Where’s the other “Wild and Crazy guy”?

  36. Hilary Duff Legs Short Shorts
    King Diamond
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    Comrie’s pudging out. He was a crappy Hockey plater who retire young cause he sucked.

  37. Hilary Duff Legs Short Shorts
    King Diamond
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    * Hockey Player

  38. Jay Leno
    King Diamond
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    Picture him naked

  39. Kelly Brook Butt Floral Pants
    tlmck
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    “Countin’ flowers on the wall…”

  40. Bret Michaels Shaved Armpits Bandana
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    I’m glad that she was able to beat breast cancer!

  41. The Situation Sideways Hat
    Andie
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    Even when caught off guard he’s douchey.

  42. Haley Joel Osment Sunglasses Fat Face
    dg
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    Weekend at Bernies, except alive, unfortunately.

  43. Jeff Goldblum Playing Piano
    Andie
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    Where will you be when your laxative starts to work?

  44. Mitt Romney American Flag Ann Romney
    EricLr
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    If you zoom in close enough, I bet you can see the “Made in China” label on the flag.

  45. Morgan Freeman One Glove
    EricLr
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    Say what you want, but Fred Sanford is holding up remarkably well.

  46. Brooke Mueller Drunk Falling Down Jason Lowenstein
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    Coming up on this weeks episode of : “The Enabler”…

  47. Haley Joel Osment Sunglasses Fat Face
    James
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    conan o’brien isn’t looking good these days

  48. Donnie Wahlberg Hat Dancing Blue Bloods Set
    Crissy
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    Dude THAT didnt even in the 90′s Marky Mark could not hold up, what makes you think you can re-try this now?

  49. Donnie Wahlberg Hat Dancing Blue Bloods Set
    Crissy
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    Now, it really is sad when a bunch of fat fucks are laughing at you!

  50. The Situation Sideways Hat
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    This douchebag’s face fills me with fiery rage. He is such a hideous human being, both inside and out.

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