The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.29.13

July 29th, 2013 // 536 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded with good shit, so I’ll just dive right in here. We’ve got Shane Warne absolutely nailing this Joe Jonas impression, Prince Charles wondering if this ‘My Uncle Boned Every Whore In Vegas And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt’ tee is appropriate for his new grandson, Taylor Lautner limbering up for the inevitable sprint away from this girl’s yucky parts, Russell Brand with a homeless man he’s in no way trading cigarettes for blowjobs with and finally a rare still from John Travolta‘s shoe cam.

Wow, all of that came off as really homophobic. What else do I have? Let me see, let me see, oh good, here’s Jude Law OHGODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    What is that…and what did we ever do to you to deserve it???

  2. Liev Schreiber Gray Suit Holding One Shoe
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    Girl is the background is taking a picture of his ego.

  3. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    She’s buoyant!

  4. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    The stench of mediocrity is strong.

  5. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    Dude, I think it’s time to get tough with your breath.

  6. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    Looking at this picture you’d hardly think these people were English would you?

  7. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    Ah yes, the moment you realize you should never have gone along with your boyfriend’s remote control vibrator idea.

  8. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
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    It’s good to see Chad (Ochocinco) Johnson got work after being cut.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
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    Inhales deeply ‘Yes, just as I thought…even my farts smell like marigolds’

  10. Elizabeth Hurley Celavage Ascot Racecourse
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    Still one of my all time favorites.

  11. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    “Hello. Is it a sandwich you’re looking for?”

  12. Kate Upton Nipple No Bra Button Down Shirt
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    +1,000 for not carrying a fucking smartphone in her hand. Now I REALLY love her.

  13. Earvin Johnson III
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    The purse makes him look fat.

  14. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
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    She’s getting a bit long in the tooth for a Woody.

  15. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    SNIFF GLUE
    WORSHIP SATAN
    PREEN IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR
    BE A PUSSY

  16. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos Tracers Set
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    He said ‘Let’s think this through’ six hours before this picture was taken.

  17. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    Ian McKellen dresses in drag?

  18. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    they spent 3 hours dressing each other

  19. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos Tracers Set
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    Is this guy still relevant?

  20. Elizabeth Hurley Celavage Ascot Racecourse
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    I would take up “Cricket” just to have 1/2 hour of sex with her.

  21. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
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    All jokes aside, you know he is fucking Elizabeth Hurley?
    No jokes just sobbing like a girlie man .

  22. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
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    Fear of water or fear of Mia knowing you married your step daughter?

  23. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    She’s just using Micheal Douglas’ method of getting cancer.

  24. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    That’s one way to get rid of Jehovah’s Witnesses.

  25. Jude Law See Through Shirt
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    There comes a time in every aging actor’s life where he really needs to start thinking about buying opaque shirts.

  26. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    “You have twelve hours to reach my castle at the heart of the Labyrinth, or little Toby is forever mine!”

  27. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    “Kelly, honey, Amanda Seyfried got the part. The movie’s already in the can, for chrissakes.”

  28. Earvin Johnson III
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    Queen Latifah’s never going to outrun those lesbian rumors if she doesn’t grow her hair out a little.

  29. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
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    Domestic violence only makes stronger.

  30. Kate Upton Nipple No Bra Button Down Shirt
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    Crosswalk, schmosswalk. Kate Upton minces across the street wherever she pleases.

  31. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    I think the “…in New Jersey” part can pretty much go without saying.

  32. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    That hair and outfit are so…disconcerting.

  33. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    Tonight, on $25,000 Pyramid:

    “Ruffles, mountains, sand dunes, Nicole Richie’s chest…”

    “THINGS THAT HAVE RIDGES!”

  34. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos Tracers Set
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    That’s a pretty complicated sybian, but I guess now we know where his Twilight money went.

  35. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
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    He must like fish sticks.

  36. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
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    Whoa! A wart on legs.

  37. Earvin Johnson III
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    ….and IV, and possibly V.

  38. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
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    dreaming of being the headline act at this year’s “Despotalooza”, no doubt.

  39. Robert Pattinson Hoodie Up Jay-Z Justin Timberlake Concert
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    Dang, he’s on Swamp People now?

  40. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    Sniff the glue, Roger- don’t put it on your head.

  41. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    In the dark of night she thought this was Jude Law, you know cuz of the pants. Realized in the light of day, this smelly bastard was Piven. Well played Jeremy, well played

  42. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    In every photo there’s always a Victor Kiriakis look alike saying it all with his eyes

  43. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
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    The black guy only looks awkward because he isn’t used to running without a tv in his hands.

  44. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    whoa – she grew up!

  45. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    his sausage fingers are making that shirt look so small

  46. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
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    I’m guessing the movie takes place in 1995?

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