The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.29.13

July 29th, 2013 // 536 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded with good shit, so I’ll just dive right in here. We’ve got Shane Warne absolutely nailing this Joe Jonas impression, Prince Charles wondering if this ‘My Uncle Boned Every Whore In Vegas And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt’ tee is appropriate for his new grandson, Taylor Lautner limbering up for the inevitable sprint away from this girl’s yucky parts, Russell Brand with a homeless man he’s in no way trading cigarettes for blowjobs with and finally a rare still from John Travolta‘s shoe cam.

Wow, all of that came off as really homophobic. What else do I have? Let me see, let me see, oh good, here’s Jude Law OHGODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    “You ARE the father”

  2. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
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    WTF is he repping the Chuck E. Cheese gang?

  3. Earvin Johnson III
    Booberry
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    Maybe it’s one of those deals like George Foreman naming all his kids George regardless of gender. There’s probably five or six Earvin Johnsons. This just happens to be number three.

  4. Earvin Johnson III
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    Y’all say what you like, EJ3 knows his accessories. I’m glad he’s out the closet because I want to go in there and take all his stuff. Especially that turquoise purse from the other day. And these shoes here. He’s frickin awesome.

  5. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
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    I’ve seen her clothes at Kohl’s some are ok. Others are more along the lines of the Elmo Angel getup she wore. No way in hell would anyone wear that shit unless they’re named Elton John, or CeeLo. She’s thinking about being Elmo Angel again right now, I can tell by the expression on her face.

  6. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    I like Russell. I am quite sure he smells bad, so I’m content to like him from afar. Way way afar.

  7. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    She looks like Paul Dano with a boob job
    [Ducks the tomatoes]

  8. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    eh
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    “I kissed a mentally challenged girl and I liked I-I-I-t, the smell of her medications…”

  9. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    She who smelt it ate its vagina. Or something like that…

  10. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
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    This reminds me of the only funny scene from Earth Girls Are Easy when Jim Carey’s character uses his tongue to get the last cube of ice from the bottom of a very long glass. The women all flipped and fought over him. I doubt 80′s CGI can help this guy get Downtown Julie Brown for the night.

    I blame that scene for all the alien/human smut once the internet got popular.

  11. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    What the hell is with those poses? I could make two linked Monkeys In A Barrel do this.

  12. Jude Law See Through Shirt
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    Reveal the plot to my next movie? Not by the chin on my chinny chin chin.

  13. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    Not seen: The Doctor Cold Hands Travelling Checkup

  14. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    It’s Summer, yet she’s wearing boots, a hat, and two shirts. I guess it’s cold compared to the Hellhole from whence she came.

  15. Earvin Johnson III
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    That’s a whoooole lotta woman!

  16. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
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    Well, well, looks like somebody invented clean bukkake

  17. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
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    She had some freaky stomach prob, I’m glad she’s looking less skeletal. That being said, hair gel is a helluva drug. She needs to get help for that crunchy addiction.

  18. Liev Schreiber Gray Suit Holding One Shoe
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    If he’s looking for George Bush, I think he’s in the wrong state.

  19. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
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    Soon ye will be dead, and Soon Yi will be rich

  20. Dax Shepard Derpface NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    Seen here testing the “Jonah Hill People I’ve Partied With” green screen app.

  21. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    I don’t much fancy yours guys.
    [Yes - I know I used that before]

  22. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    I didn’t know they could come out in the daytime. And look, she’s stealing a little kid. We’re all doomed!

  23. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
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    This reminds me of a previous poster’s comment (please post if you remember who’s)
    “Even the dolphins are embarrassed to be seen with him”

  24. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    Ah, Saint Tropez… famous for the Riviera, its beaches and its fressssshhhhh brrrrraaaaaiiiiiiinnnnzzzzzzz

  25. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Jeans
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    Please try this again in a bikini

  26. Jennifer Aniston Minidress
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    I like Jennifer’s legs like I like my peanut butter… smooth and easy to spread

  27. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    was she cast for her voice or her face? she could play a brain-dead smurfette.

  28. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    Anyone remember there was this scene In the 70s version of Invasion Of The Body Snatchers where a bum who was sleeping on a bench with his dog gets replicated as a pod person, but the end result was a human’s face on a dog’s body. Creepy as all hell. So now… reverse that…

  29. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
    Macca
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    It’s called “Bull Frogging” not sure why it’s seen as a cool thing to do but usually your that shitfaced that your drunk mates thinks its funny while everyone else thinks you like a knob just like Warney’s doing. You can take the Bogan out of Australia but you can take the Bogan out of Warney.

  30. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
    Macca
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    okay corrected its “you’re” for the grammar Nazi’s :).

    • GG

      G’day. Don’t mean to be a pain in the arse or anything, as I really liked your comments, but I think it should be ‘can’t’ instead of ‘can’. Anyway, good on ya, mate!

  31. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    the homeless dude is thinkin’
    “why’s this guy smell like piss, pussy and bong resin?”

  32. Dax Shepard Derpface NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    proof that even my mentally retarded labrador could be famous. That reminds me, I have to go clean his diarrhea off the bathroom floor.

  33. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    right
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    Painfully average. Most of you need glasses.

  34. Earvin Johnson III
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    sa·shay (s-sh) Informal
    intr.v. sa·shayed, sa·shay·ing, sa·shays
    a. To walk or proceed, especially in an easy or casual manner.
    b. To strut or flounce in a showy manner:

  35. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
    elaine benes
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    You’re missing the bottom half of your bridesmaid’s dress… oh, and your areola is showing… the bride may take issue with that.

  36. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    If JoJo Levesque is right, who’s left?

  37. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    The guy in the background is there to deliver hard and swift punches to the throat and head any time this pair of monumental genetic disasters do something annoying in public.

    They have a fantastic make-up person.

  38. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
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    They decided to ditch the celebrities and go for the cheapest children’s entertainer possible.

  39. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
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    When they add the CGI in post later, she’ll look like a kid from The Red Hand Gang. Oh, hold on…

  40. Jennifer Aniston Minidress
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    ‘…Oh no! Her nipples! They’ve been frozen in carbonite!’

  41. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    ‘…Oh, hey, you’re not on set any more – you can take off the Beauty and The Beast make-up now.’

  42. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Perfection.

  43. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    She looks stoned out of her gourd.

  44. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    His sister isn’t too happy with the on the mouth kiss.

  45. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    Your move, Sally Struthers…

  46. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
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    Nice shot. It actually makes her look like she has an ass. So, her pussy boyfriend stuck with her after she kicked his ass. He’s now the male Rihanna.

  47. Dax Shepard Derpface NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    Is he the one who is married to Kristen Bell? I’d make fun of him if I could stop crying long enough.

  48. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    Apparently her name is Marielle Jaffe you heathens. You are welcome:)

  49. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    That hair is too much for you, Breslin.

  50. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    “Hey Kelly, how did you introduce yourself to Michael Strahan”

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