The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.29.13

July 29th, 2013 // 536 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded with good shit, so I’ll just dive right in here. We’ve got Shane Warne absolutely nailing this Joe Jonas impression, Prince Charles wondering if this ‘My Uncle Boned Every Whore In Vegas And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt’ tee is appropriate for his new grandson, Taylor Lautner limbering up for the inevitable sprint away from this girl’s yucky parts, Russell Brand with a homeless man he’s in no way trading cigarettes for blowjobs with and finally a rare still from John Travolta‘s shoe cam.

Wow, all of that came off as really homophobic. What else do I have? Let me see, let me see, oh good, here’s Jude Law OHGODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
    Barcham
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    So is this a documentary on their relationship?

  2. Earvin Johnson III
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    Who’s going to say anything to him? Nobody. I bet he dresses like that just to see if anyone has the balls to say something to him. 300 plus pounds, 6ft 9″, hell no.

  3. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
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    She looks like she is in bliss, that last dictator’s check must have cleared.

  4. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    I would rather hang out with the homeless guy.

  5. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos Tracers Set
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    The spandex totally ruins the point of wearing camo shorts.

  6. Robert Pattinson Hoodie Up Jay-Z Justin Timberlake Concert
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    WTF, did the paparazzi give him a blowjob after he took this photo?

  7. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
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    Nothing like incestuous, child molester true love.

  8. Thomas Lennon Pervy Moustache NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    We already know you’re gay, Tom. Quit telling us.

  9. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    Holy fuck the girl in the red. How are you going to post this and not give us her name?

  10. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    Okay Nicole, it is time to eat now, this is not good.

  11. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
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    Never would have taken her for being a clingy bitch.

  12. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    She’s the reason why paper bags exist.

  13. Jude Law See Through Shirt
    Jentilly
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    Coke?No I don’t have any coke, why do you ask?

  14. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
    fap
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    Ohhh it’s a T-Shirt – like what the poor people wear.

  15. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos Tracers Set
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    Tom Cruise just came.

  16. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    Booberry
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    Never go out with Chris Brown if you have plans for the next day. Geez.

  17. Anthony Weiner Playing With Son In Park
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    Training his son to be a peeping Tom I see.

  18. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Curse you, Kelly Brook. You’re making my resolve in my “Instagram Must Die” campaign waver.

  19. Jennifer Aniston Minidress
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    Holy shit, she finally found material that her nipples can’t penetrate. Any minute now she will be getting a call from the DOD asking her where they can get that material to line their tanks.

  20. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
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    Going up to a black dude, calling him the N word and then running away fast from him when he chases you down to beat you does not make him your trainer.

  21. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
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    I hate it when I forget how to drink from a glass too

  22. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    Katy: “Where’s her leash?”
    Britney: “Grrr!”

  23. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    If he wants sushi, that’s wrong hole.

  24. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    Just wait. She’ll be setting driveway fires in no time.

  25. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    “‘All mummy wanted was a backrub’? I don’t get it.”

  26. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    Yep, I think I can see her ovaries from here.

  27. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
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    Looks like she’s following the same ‘diet plan’ as Lee Ann

  28. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
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    You’re hired.

  29. Robert Pattinson Hoodie Up Jay-Z Justin Timberlake Concert
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    Noodles McIntosh has still got it.

  30. Anthony Weiner Playing With Son In Park
    FuManchu
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    Look hard son! Is daddy’s political career in there?

  31. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    “JoJo Levesque (WRONG) at Bootsy Bellows in West Hollywood. (July 26, 2013)”

    FTFY.

  32. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    Posted under JoJo Levesque?

  33. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
    toopier
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    English sausages are colloquially known as “bangers”.

  34. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
    toopier
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    He’s just trying to confuse the Medical Examiner.

  35. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
    toopier
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    Wait! You drive a 97 Ford Ranger? I think I will just wait for the next interplanetary warrior .

  36. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
    toopier
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    Is that… is that hair gel?

  37. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    Ummm… the neck. Your neck. You smell as sexy as Norman Reedus, you know?

  38. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    Well I hope you’re happy America.

  39. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    When did she turn black?

  40. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    Booberry
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    Well what do you know? You don’t get an Ethel Kennedy photo bomb every day.

  41. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
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    Neither of them have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions on the bottom.

  42. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
    Booberry
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    You can barely tell he uses spray on hair for his bald spot.

  43. Jude Law See Through Shirt
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    He looks like my idiot brother-in-law, down to the same deer in the headlights expression in almost every picture.

  44. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
    Booberry
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    Just remember Evan, no sudden moves and don’t look her in the eye.

  45. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Schadenfreude
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    Now with built-in floatations devices!

  46. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
    Booberry
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    Just keep standin’ by your man I guess.

  47. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    Schadenfreude
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    Someone said John Mayer gave you a pearl necklace a few minutes ago, so why aren’t you wearing it?

  48. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
    Booberry
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    I think if you Google “syph hands” they’re gonna look alot like those puppies he’s got there.

  49. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    “I tore mummy a new one.” A new what?

  50. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    “My boobs are so awesome even bitches can’t resist”

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