The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.29.13

July 29th, 2013 // 536 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded with good shit, so I’ll just dive right in here. We’ve got Shane Warne absolutely nailing this Joe Jonas impression, Prince Charles wondering if this ‘My Uncle Boned Every Whore In Vegas And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt’ tee is appropriate for his new grandson, Taylor Lautner limbering up for the inevitable sprint away from this girl’s yucky parts, Russell Brand with a homeless man he’s in no way trading cigarettes for blowjobs with and finally a rare still from John Travolta‘s shoe cam.

Wow, all of that came off as really homophobic. What else do I have? Let me see, let me see, oh good, here’s Jude Law OHGODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Aniston Minidress
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    Right now blood is pouring out of her chest as her nipples seek to escape their confinement.

  2. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
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    “Oh my god!. You’re too fast, Josh! (unwraps a candy bar) Damn man, I can’t keep up! (Checks phone messages) Is this the Olympics? *Yawns* You’re like a gazelle, man! (falls asleep)”

  3. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    The Pope
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    Jerking off in the ocean a couple years ago is the closest I’ll ever get to this. How long can swimmers swim?

  4. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    She and Paz de la Huerta share a stylist and a face.

  5. Liev Schreiber Gray Suit Holding One Shoe
    The Pope
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    “Seriously man, who throws a shoe?”

  6. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    “The guy wearing Hammer pants and hanging out with homeless guys used to put his penis in me numerous times a day.”

  7. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    “You will always remember this as the night you slept with Jeremy Piven: World’s Biggest Star! Now you say it. Please say it. Say I’m a star. Say Jeremy Piven: World’s Biggest Star! No, not Jeremy Renner. Piven. Jeremy Piven: World’s Biggest Star! Yes, I know my goddam cards say Jeremy Renner. Look, just go. Please just go. No, you didn’t sleep with an Avenger. But I am reading for SHIELD Agent #12 in Avengers 2 so, ya know, fingers crossed.”

  8. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    *whispers* “I can smell your smurf”

  9. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    anonymous
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    Yeah pretty bad when you become some unknown chick’s ugly best friend. Especially if you are the celeb.

  10. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    I think he accidentally put on her pants.

  11. Thomas Lennon Pervy Moustache NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
    AWOL
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    I didn’t recognize him without the short shorts.

  12. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    “What does, “I hope charisma is not an every other generation thing” mean?”

  13. Jude Law See Through Shirt
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    He just saw a truck full of Rogaine tip over.

  14. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    “Do you have one that says ‘my grandma went to Paris but all I got was this crummy t-shirt’?”

  15. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    “No I’m serious Russel. You gotta’ do something about your wardrobe.”

  16. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
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    He must owe Putin money.

  17. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    Well…she’s keeping up with the Kardasians. Rob at least.

  18. Earvin Johnson III
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    Tyler Perry presents: Madea Crosses the Street

  19. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
    Hugh Evers
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    As long as she promises to get help and never do it again – I don’t see a problem.

  20. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
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    Say what you will, but she played the shit out of that backpack role.

  21. Thomas Lennon Pervy Moustache NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    The Man.

  22. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    Russell Brand with his homeless friend Chris…while homeless friend of a friend Ted follows with the luggage.

  23. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
    Jack Ketch
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    Fuck, is this the same broad that tweeted, “I’m, like, so pretty!” a few months back? Ugh.

  24. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    She was pretty hot back before she died.

  25. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
    Meshuggah Tits
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    “That’s not a polo horse, that’s my step-grandmum!”

  26. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
    Meshuggah Tits
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    Robert Redford found a way to unwrinkle his skin!

  27. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Clueless Perv
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    Who is the girl and where can I find more? Inquiring perverts need to know!

  28. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    This is not an oyster. Some oyster festival this is.

  29. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Jeans
    Nobody's Second Cousin
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    Ugh. Not a good look.

  30. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
    journalschism
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    Caption 25 years from now: JWoww and Roger Matthews in New Jersey.

  31. Earvin Johnson III
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    Sad face on his bag.

  32. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    At least Chris has 2 pairs of sunglasses.

  33. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
    journalschism
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    Only difference? The black guy gets shot by police for running while dressed casual.

  34. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
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    Why does she need sunglasses at night?

  35. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
    yourmom
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    You’ll never get deep with your tongue sticking out like that!

  36. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    She is sporting an impressive dick-tuck.

  37. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
    Booberry
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    If that’s a bong, he might want to ask somebody about a better way to use that.

  38. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    (Seen here auditioning for “Shrek 5 – Donkey’s Revenge”)

  39. Robert Pattinson Hoodie Up Jay-Z Justin Timberlake Concert
    Booberry
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    At first glance, I thought he was in a car seat.

  40. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
    Booberry
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    For obvious purposes, Soon Yi had her eyes glued shut around ten years back.

  41. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    Miss a little sunshine?

  42. Thomas Lennon Pervy Moustache NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    Promoting Carlos Danger: The Anthony Weiner Story

  43. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
    Art Crow
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    Finally remaking Solarbabies!

  44. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
    Booberry
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    Maybe him and his shadow dog puppets should stay away from anything that involves water.

  45. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
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    “Come on darling, back to Mommy’s uterus. You know the drill.”

  46. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
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    Isn’t this a celebrity website?

  47. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
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    He’s so non-gangsta, he couldn’t even drive-by a bridge.

  48. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    How did she not burst into flames?

  49. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
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    The gay mafia has gang signs now?

  50. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
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    She’s pre-op, right?

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