The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.29.13

July 29th, 2013 // 536 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded with good shit, so I’ll just dive right in here. We’ve got Shane Warne absolutely nailing this Joe Jonas impression, Prince Charles wondering if this ‘My Uncle Boned Every Whore In Vegas And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt’ tee is appropriate for his new grandson, Taylor Lautner limbering up for the inevitable sprint away from this girl’s yucky parts, Russell Brand with a homeless man he’s in no way trading cigarettes for blowjobs with and finally a rare still from John Travolta‘s shoe cam.

Wow, all of that came off as really homophobic. What else do I have? Let me see, let me see, oh good, here’s Jude Law OHGODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos Tracers Set
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    Unitard for a unitard.

  2. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    “Why did you have my Grandma killed?”

  3. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    Who is this and why would she try to make herself look like a real-life version of Smurfette?

  4. Kate Upton Nipple No Bra Button Down Shirt
    Jake
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    If it weren’t for those tits, she’s average. But then again – those tits!

  5. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    I bet she has a fantastic personality.

  6. Jessica Biel Butt Tight Jeans
    Tom
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    Arse.

  7. Earvin Johnson III
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    Seriously, are they still called skinny jeans at this point?

  8. Robert Pattinson Hoodie Up Jay-Z Justin Timberlake Concert
    Smapdi
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    He’s such a big girl that the papparazzo are reflexively trying to upskirt him.

  9. Earvin Johnson III
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    Christ. This guy makes me embarrassed to be gay.

    • I’m not sure he’s gay, NewDave. He might just be transgendered.

    • Oops, I just looked him up. He’s gay alright and dad is very proud.

      Sorry about that, I was trying to be hip and cool and show how much I know about the LBGT world. Unfortunately I know nothing about it and should stick to getting myself laid.

  10. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    “I, Vigo, the Scourge of Carpathia, the Sorrow of Moldavia, command you! Find me a child that I might live again!”

  11. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
    Tiggles
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    “Usually in this position with Ashton I’m strapped on in a different way.”

  12. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
    Jake
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    She’s hot, but tries way too hard.

  13. Robert Pattinson Hoodie Up Jay-Z Justin Timberlake Concert
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    “Hey, Dinklage, help me with this selfie, would you?”

  14. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
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    Hanging out on Roman Polanski’s boat.

  15. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
    Smapdi
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    “I told you not to take those Skittles!”

  16. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
    jermlvr
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    I didn’t recognize her without her tampon string hanging out her twat!

  17. Jude Law See Through Shirt
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    The Daniel Radcliffe look is spreading.

  18. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    So that’s why he finds her attractive.

  19. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    The little-known Mrs Gargamel.

  20. Jude Law See Through Shirt
    carpaltunnel
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    Uber-Twat.

  21. Earvin Johnson III
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    Magic wanted a boy, his wife wanted a girl. Neither one got their wish.

  22. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    Looks like a gormlessness competition. Charles is just ahead of guy in glasses.

  23. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    For less than a dollar a day you can keep Nicole Richie alive. *shot of Richie covered in flies.

  24. Anthony Weiner Playing With Son In Park
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    “If that was a web cam you’d stick your pee pee up to it.”

  25. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
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    Looks like fine cinema

  26. Jude Law See Through Shirt
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    He must have gotten Stan Lee’s shocker.

  27. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    It’s always heart warming when a dadmom takes their kid to work for a day.

  28. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    They’re multiplying. Next week there will be four. Then eight. Then douchepocalypse.

  29. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

  30. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
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    Come on cheeks, stay together.

  31. Thomas Lennon Pervy Moustache NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
    Icehawg
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    “And to quote the prophet Mayer ‘Your body is a wonderland’, mi amour … ok….Greg.”

  32. Kate Upton Nipple No Bra Button Down Shirt
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    Looks nothing like her, but before now I didn’t know she had a head.

  33. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
    Icehawg
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    W. T. F!

    Even one legged black guys can beat white guys in a race now?

  34. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    Guy behind has just realised he’s in photograph with these two. Not too impressed looking.

  35. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    Colin
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    Look out, Madonna’s going for the jugular!

  36. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
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    Woody is too old to have any kids of his own, but she gets all weird when he talks about wanting to adopt.

  37. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Does this ladder make my ass look big?

  38. Dax Shepard Derpface NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    “Did you know I’m a famous actor? No? Yeah, nobody does.”

  39. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
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    The latest hipster mode of transport.

  40. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    Looks like Sara Rue has regained most of that weight.

  41. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
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    Nothing says “Gangsta” like capri pants and a t-shirt with dolphins on it.

  42. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    80% chance they are on their way to a buffet. Because he’s fat and she is too stupid to read a menu.

  43. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
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    Having to go ask an attendant for the bathroom key is a real mood-killer.

  44. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    I have to give her credit, she is incredibly dedicated to starving.

  45. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
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    Those mom jeans really compliment her butter face.

  46. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    BSName
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    Everything about that picture looks like it was taken 40 years ago.
    Still it is very nice to look at.

  47. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos Tracers Set
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    Taylor Lautner and Marie Avgeropoulos on the set of ‘A Homo Wears Camo Shorts’ in New York City.

  48. Anthony Weiner Playing With Son In Park
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    Having ruined his political career on the internet Anthony Weiner was reduced to having his son scream vulgarities at female passersby on the playground megaphone.

  49. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
    JC
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    The weird thing is, she’s not even in the movie.

  50. Thomas Lennon Pervy Moustache NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    “Abra Kadabra! Annnnd the dick and balls are back in the pants without using my hands.”

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