The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.29.13

July 29th, 2013 // 536 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded with good shit, so I’ll just dive right in here. We’ve got Shane Warne absolutely nailing this Joe Jonas impression, Prince Charles wondering if this ‘My Uncle Boned Every Whore In Vegas And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt’ tee is appropriate for his new grandson, Taylor Lautner limbering up for the inevitable sprint away from this girl’s yucky parts, Russell Brand with a homeless man he’s in no way trading cigarettes for blowjobs with and finally a rare still from John Travolta‘s shoe cam.

Wow, all of that came off as really homophobic. What else do I have? Let me see, let me see, oh good, here’s Jude Law OHGODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    OH FUCK. Why did you do that to us?

  2. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    Gollum needzes vacation
    Gollum must tan again
    Me loves the precious…

  3. Earvin Johnson III
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    He looks like he’s nervously rehearsing his “coming out” announcement to his dad. Man, is he going to be surprised.

  4. Elizabeth Hurley Celavage Ascot Racecourse
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    On a competing website, they had the same photo, only it was captioned: “Chris with his homeless friend Russell Brand in Los Angeles.”

  5. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
    slappy magoo
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    A Springer audience in search of a Springer…

  6. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    On a competing website, they had the same photo, only it was captioned: “Chris with his homeless friend Russell Brand in Los Angeles.”

  7. Jude Law See Through Shirt
    caley
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    “Oh you said DON’T take off your jeans.”

  8. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    Thought balloon from Chris: “Jesus this guy smells.”

  9. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    “Chris LIKED Russel and everything, but whenever he would visit, a pack of smokes and a pair of underwear would go missing.”

  10. Earvin Johnson III
    kevin kentish from connecticut
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    I bet he can take a yard of dick …Sexy little minx

  11. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
    Batu Khan
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    To the trainer letting a white guy outrun him must be like finding meaning in a Transformers movie. Incredibly hard.

  12. Elizabeth Hurley Celavage Ascot Racecourse
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    Isn’t she 90 now?!? Where is she hiding her Dorian Gray portrait?

  13. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
    caley
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    It’s like a magical street where everyone has glam rock hair.

  14. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
    rospo
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    What-the-hell ?

  15. Anthony Weiner Playing With Son In Park
    slappy magoo
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    I guess there was no sand to bury his kid’s head in at that moment. You go with what you got…

  16. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    KWDragon
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    *sniff sniff* “Yep, John Mayer sh*t here, too.”

  17. Anthony Weiner Playing With Son In Park
    Howie
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    And in today’s news, a former Congressmen plays with his little Weiner in a park in New York City.

  18. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    Batu Khan
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    Meanwhile the kid is longingly looking at Britney Spears wishing she was her mother.

  19. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    “I’m with Sausage Fingers” has always been a top seller.

  20. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
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    In Cricket, even DRINKING doesn’t make any goddamn sense.

    • cc

      Sure it does. You pour your mint julip into a water glass, add an olive (MINUS the pimento), and use only your tongue to fish it out, while simultaneously smoking.

  21. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
    BeckyStyle
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    If you smellllllllllllalalalallalalalalalaa! What ther Rock….is…. cooking!

  22. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    Slappy Magg
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    I don’t know if I’ll win this year’s Best Buttaface but it’s a thrill just to be nominated…no, this IS my thrilled face…no, REALLY…

  23. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    donkeylicks
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    “It’s ok, that’s just how she greets people”

  24. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Guy
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    On set of Piranha 2!?

    No wait, those damn things ate her tits in the first one.
    Bastards.

  25. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    Wait a minute… how did she go from “Cute little 10-year-old” in “Little Miss Sunshine” to 43-year-old house wife in just over 5 years?!

  26. Robert Pattinson Hoodie Up Jay-Z Justin Timberlake Concert
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    Sucks that Verne Troyer is reduced to being a Paparazzo now.

  27. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
    Guy
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    All the help were gone and I needed to wash my new Izod for the polo match this afternoon.

  28. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
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    Gentlemen, let the photoshopping begin!

  29. Robert Pattinson Hoodie Up Jay-Z Justin Timberlake Concert
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    Crotch-cam?

  30. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    Yep, now THAT’S a woman who shoud be doing cartoon voice-overs.

  31. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
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    “C’mon, you know I was kidding. You’re the only adopted daughter for me.”

  32. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
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    “Shane – dude. What are gonna do with the winning Horse?”

  33. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    The girl on the left looks incredibly hot, while the girl on the right looks like JoJo Levesque.

  34. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    Pretty sad when you have to bring your own fluffer out on the date.

  35. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is this a “Before” pick of Magic’s son?

  36. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    LITTLE GIRL: “Mommy, mommy, look at me, I’m Princess Fiona! I’m wearing a crown AND I’m standing next to an Ogre!”

  37. Liev Schreiber Gray Suit Holding One Shoe
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    “The Prince was dazed; the mysterious lady was gone, but he still had her slipper… her men’s size 11 loafer… Perhaps it was best to forget all about the night before.”

  38. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
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    Huh… who knew Gucci Mane was still getting invited out to stuff?

  39. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
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    I think I gave some old man $10 last night on a late night infomercial to feed her for a month.

  40. Anthony Weiner Playing With Son In Park
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I thought computer cameras would be a lot smaller by now.

  41. Elizabeth Hurley Celavage Ascot Racecourse
    Jake
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    If I was her son, I’d pop a chubbie, too.

  42. Thomas Lennon Pervy Moustache NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
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    The art of seduction, refined to a simple gesture.

  43. Elizabeth Hurley Celavage Ascot Racecourse
    Tom
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    Totally still doable.

  44. Liev Schreiber Gray Suit Holding One Shoe
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    “Ya, well if I catch you kids skateboarding on my property again I’ll keep the other fuckin’ shoe!”

  45. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    She’s giving him mouth to mouth because he’s so weak from mercury poisoning.

  46. Liev Schreiber Gray Suit Holding One Shoe
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    Sure looks like the person with that second shoe is about to get the beatdown from Ray.

  47. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    Her hair looks nice.

  48. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
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    Love her, always.

  49. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    She was great on Roseanne.

  50. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
    Paddy McC
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    It seems too soon for a Paula Deen lifetime movie, but maybe that’s just me.

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