The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.29.13

July 29th, 2013 // 536 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded with good shit, so I’ll just dive right in here. We’ve got Shane Warne absolutely nailing this Joe Jonas impression, Prince Charles wondering if this ‘My Uncle Boned Every Whore In Vegas And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt’ tee is appropriate for his new grandson, Taylor Lautner limbering up for the inevitable sprint away from this girl’s yucky parts, Russell Brand with a homeless man he’s in no way trading cigarettes for blowjobs with and finally a rare still from John Travolta‘s shoe cam.

Wow, all of that came off as really homophobic. What else do I have? Let me see, let me see, oh good, here’s Jude Law OHGODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
    EricLR
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    The Douche meets The Dude.

  2. Jennifer Aniston Minidress
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    Damn

  3. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
    Cock Dr
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    That’s one street corner to avoid.
    Smells funny over there.

  4. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
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    Looks like she’s shooting an ad for the new “Keepsake” necklace from Kay Jewelers. The yellow one is for when she used to be a star. The green one is for her first handjob. And the red heart is for all the future pain when she experiences her first 5150 hold.

  5. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
    tlmck
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    They make a perfect couple. You would not want to take either of them home to meet the parents.

  6. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Jon Pork
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    Alright, come on guys, what’d you do with Cory Feldman?

  7. Anthony Weiner Playing With Son In Park
    Josephus
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    This guy is a chauvinist pig who assumes that just because he had, or may have, political power, women want to see his dick.

    Which is all fine and dandy except HE PUT HIS KID IN CROCS. A disgrace.

  8. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    Hey, they’re working! My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! Everything’s comin’ up Milhouse!

  9. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Dear God.

  10. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    I see he’s got plenty of flair on today.

  11. Thomas Lennon Pervy Moustache NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
    Josephus
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    Apparently mustache rides are on the TCA tour now?

  12. Jude Law See Through Shirt
    EricLR
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    Wow, Tom Cruise really *is* short.

  13. Robert Pattinson Hoodie Up Jay-Z Justin Timberlake Concert
    Batu Khan
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    Is he falling? He looks like he’s falling.

  14. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
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    This Rocky III remake looks terrible

  15. Nicole Richie Bony Chest
    tlmck
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    Kinda sad that her disease is back. She was really hot there for a while.

  16. Earvin Johnson III
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    I’ve never seen Erika Badhu without that thing on her head before.

  17. Kate Upton Nipple No Bra Button Down Shirt
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    Sloppy.

  18. Jennifer Aniston Minidress
    Josephus
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    I know this is a place for jokes and snark and all, but if I can just be genuine for a minute:

    I would pay somewhere between $20 and $50 to watch Jennifer Aniston and Elizabeth Hurley in a jello wrestling match.

  19. Anthony Weiner Playing With Son In Park
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    “And the mirror lets you see all the way down into the men’s locker room. That “x” is where I stand on Tuesdays.”

  20. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
    Snerk Sniggler
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    Looks like someone shit all over their pretty dress

  21. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    They have on Opposite Pants.

  22. Earvin Johnson III
    Minky Wail
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    I like Rachel Jeantel’s new look.

  23. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “Oh shit!!! She tries to bang you with that?!?!?”

    “Yeah…It’s bigger than mine….It’s kinda emasculating”

  24. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    EricLR
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    Careful, she can smell fear from a mile away…and also french fries.

  25. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
    Josephus
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    Just forget it Josh. It’s science.

  26. Robert Pattinson Hoodie Up Jay-Z Justin Timberlake Concert
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    I’m not a fan of his (but I will give him credit for pulling off Cedric in HP and for bashing Twilight), but there are very, very few people in the world you would get a good photo of from this angle.

  27. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
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    I could make more fun of this if I knew what he was actually doing.

  28. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    EricLR
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    She’s on vacation with my family in the 70′s.

  29. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
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    Yep, still creepy.

  30. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
    Beltliner
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    RealDoll sales plummet, Abyss Creations file Chapter 11

    “We’ve since fired the intern responsible for the ‘Kellie Ripper’ model,” said a company spokesman, who chose to remain anonymous. “But there’s no coming back from this.”

  31. Jude Law See Through Shirt
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    “Did someone say nannies?”

  32. Earvin Johnson III
    it had to be said
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    Pretty sure being Magic’s kid isn’t enough to be a “celebrity.” E3 is no Kardashian. Just leave him alone.

  33. Kate Upton Nipple No Bra Button Down Shirt
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    Invisible Starbucks.

  34. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    Josephus
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    You would think Khloe would carry an epi-pen around with her just in case.

  35. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos Tracers Set
    tlmck
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    We need more pictures of Marie Whatshername.

  36. Earvin Johnson III
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    I loved how they included a giant palm tree for scale…

  37. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
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    The first half of his shirt explains what happened to all of the JS folks.

    The latter half explains their bank accounts.

  38. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    I was going to make the same jokes at the first two people, but all kidding aside, who is the chick on the left? Much more worthy of our interest.

  39. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
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    Am I in Spain, because I’m pretty sure I just saw another train wreck.

  40. Woody Allen Soon Yi Boat Saint Tropez
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    “Don’t forget my metamucil, please…”

  41. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
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    EVAN: “Are you sure you want to go to this party at Chris Browns?”

    EMMA: “Shut up, bitch!”

  42. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    No Kelly, your ovaries are past the other lips.

  43. Earvin Johnson III
    slappy magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Oooooooooh-wheeeee!
    What up Wit’ Dat?
    WHAT UP WIT’ DAT?

  44. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
    papastryfe
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    Not to be outdone by Kelly Ripa…

  45. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    “This is my Oh…varian cancer face!”

  46. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    “Mummy, why does it say ‘SECOND in line’”?

  47. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
    slappy magoo
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    And then I said “I’m ready, Mr. Soderbergh, but you promised, not in the eye…”

  48. Earvin Johnson III
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    Isn’t that just Precious?

    No, seriously, isn’t that Precious, from the movie?

  49. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    Drawing on her recent experience in the testicular cancer research field.

  50. Dax Shepard Derpface NBCUniversal Summer TCA Tour
    slappy magoo
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    I knew that…it’s so funny that you didn’t think I knew that…

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