The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.29.13

July 29th, 2013 // 536 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded with good shit, so I’ll just dive right in here. We’ve got Shane Warne absolutely nailing this Joe Jonas impression, Prince Charles wondering if this ‘My Uncle Boned Every Whore In Vegas And All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt’ tee is appropriate for his new grandson, Taylor Lautner limbering up for the inevitable sprint away from this girl’s yucky parts, Russell Brand with a homeless man he’s in no way trading cigarettes for blowjobs with and finally a rare still from John Travolta‘s shoe cam.

Wow, all of that came off as really homophobic. What else do I have? Let me see, let me see, oh good, here’s Jude Law OHGODDAMNIT!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Anthony Weiner Playing With Son In Park
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    I thought playing with the little wiener is what got him in trouble in the first place.

  2. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Legal Secretaries Need Love Too
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    Jeez Louise, this woman is just totally ridiculous (in a good way).

  3. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    Whatever perfume she’s wearing appears to be working.

  4. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    Sorry Piven, her lips are clamped tighter than Paltrow’s anus.

  5. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
    Cock Dr
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    She beat him up but he’s still with her. It’s not just women who stay in abusive relationships.

  6. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Shonzie
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    It’s sad when you realize the person you’re supposed to be looking at is the one on the right!

  7. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
    tlmck
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    It must say “Grandpa is a stupid old fart”.

  8. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
    Josephus
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    She’s probably just helping him to the ambulance.

  9. Liev Schreiber Gray Suit Holding One Shoe
    bingo bong
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    Shoe, man, fuckin’ SHOE!

  10. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
    Josephus
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    A Bynes by any other name…

  11. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
    tlmck
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    “Kelly, How did you convince the producers to get rid of Regis?”

  12. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
    Cuddles
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    For a minute I thought Bruce Jenner finally got a haircut and GOOD plastic surgery.

  13. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
    Josephus
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    I’M WITH TOOTHLESS
    —->

  14. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
    tlmck
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    Which one is the homeless guy?

  15. Jennifer Aniston Minidress
    Shonzie
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    That dress must be adamantium. I can’t see her nips.

  16. Earvin Johnson III
    Josephus
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    I dunno, the guy behind the large black woman looks white.

  17. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    This just backs up my ‘she farted’ allegation on an earlier post… guilty, I say!

  18. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
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    I don’t know what’s going on here, but that background guy’s hair is making me happy.

  19. JoJo Levesque Cleavage Bikini Top Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Cuddles
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    Dear Z list celebrity type girl,
    You’re supposed to bring a “friend” that makes you look better by comparison, not worse.

  20. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
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    Sweet glow boots.

  21. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    I approve of Miss Brook’s choice of swimsuits.

    Whappity whappity whap whap.

  22. Taylor Lautner Marie Avgeropoulos Tracers Set
    Keno
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    “Dude, sockette’s?”
    “Shit…..”

  23. Prince Charles Holding Tiny T Shirt Whitstable Oyster Festival
    EricLR
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    My grandfather is an effeminate twit and all I got was this lousy t-shirt

  24. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
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    “Your breath smells like smurf penis…”

  25. Earvin Johnson III
    Cock Dr
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    I will make fun of this person when they appear on People magazine or are out schilling their own reality TV show. Otherwise they are innocent of the crime of “celebrity-ness”.

  26. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    “Sorry, I don’t kiss my johns”

  27. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    I guess Mickey Rourke isn’t doing as good as I thought he was.

  28. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.

  29. Channing Tatum Blonde Hair Goatee Mila Kunis On Back Jupiter Rising Set
    Keno
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    Why the cables? Is she made from dwarf star material?!?

  30. Earvin Johnson III
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    Those bedazzled espadrilles are not fabulous.

  31. JWoww Roger Matthews Sniff Glue Worship Satan Shirt
    Josephus
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    In every photo like this, there’s a black guy in the background debating which way to kill himself later.

  32. Sean Kingston Gang Signs Ditch Saturdays Performance
    Josephus
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    Looks like he chose to ditch leg days, arm days, and cardio days, too.

  33. Brandi Glanville Cleavage
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    Come on, titty…..come on, titty

  34. Josh Duhamel Racing Personal Trainer
    EricLR
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    I’m pretty sure that’s not his personal trainer, just some guy who happened to rob a bank nearby.

  35. Jeremy Piven Kissing Mystery Woman
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    So she must be about 5’3″.

  36. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
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    Too easy.

    And the photo is easily captioned as well.

  37. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
    Cock Dr
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    For a second I read that as “Jennifer Lopez fleshlight store”.
    That would have been so much better.

  38. Abigail Breslin Cleavage Huge Hair Varietys Power Of Youth Event
    tlmck
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    Only about 9 more months ’til she’s legal.

  39. Liev Schreiber Gray Suit Holding One Shoe
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    Love his new series. He’s a badass motherfucker.

    Motherfucker is one word right? Two words would mean he fucks mothers, not that I have a problem with that, we all do, I’m confused.

  40. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
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    Did she just sign a contract with Herbal Essences or something?

  41. Robin Antin Frozen Face The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    EricLR
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    I think more work went into that face than in the CGI for the movie.

  42. Kelly Ripa Blowjob Face Ovarian Cancer Research Funds 16th Annual Super Saturday
    BlackManUSAonTwitter
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    “This was the face I made when I sat down and didn’t see Michael (Strahan) in my seat.”

  43. Jude Law See Through Shirt
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    I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord.

  44. Katy Perry Reporter Smelling Neck The Smurfs 2 Premiere
    papastryfe
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    I should have showered after walking near a KFC. Now Britney will never leave me alone.

  45. Kristen Johnston Crazy Face
    EricLR
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    Well, good to see her sane again.

  46. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
    meeps!
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    She couldn’t be expected to hold it in all day…

  47. Russell Brand Laughing With Shirtless Homeless Man In Short  Shorts
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    … while an angry Robert Plant quietly stalks them both …

  48. Jennifer Lopez Viva Movil By Jennifer Lopez Flagship Store Opening
    Batu Khan
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    Looks like a dictator defiant to the end even in front of the firing squad.

  49. Emma Roberts Butt Spandex Dress Evan Peters American Horror Story Set
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    “Awwhh look at that pretty flower.. I SAID LOOK AT IT!!!!
    Look at it or I will like your pubes on FIRE!!”

  50. Shane Warne Deepthroating Drink Glass Ascot Racecourse
    meeps!
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    Practice, practice, practice…

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