The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.28.14

July 28th, 2014 // 457 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that’s got the usual butts and HOLY FUCK! faces plus all the stuff from Comic-Con that interested me which was exactly four pics; this old lady‘s cleavage, this old lady‘s cleavage, Baby Jessica, and Judah Friedlander holding his dick like a five-year-old who won’t admit he has to pee, so in case you’re wondering why Fish ever hired me, I have files. Reams and reams of files that contain lengthy online correspondence between a skinny, young journalism major and a French transexual burlesque performer I may or may not have pretended to be for years.

Je t’aime pour toujours, ma petite plaisanterie de pénis écrivain, toujours…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Sean Astin Yelling At Fat Chick SDCC
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    “No dammit, I was in Lord of the Rings, I wasn’t in The Goonies…wait, was I in The Goonies?”

  2. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Coronation Cup Guards Polo Club
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    I love this sexy woman. She always plays some pretty badass roles.

  3. Denise Richards Skinny Arms And Legs Short Shorts
    yourmom
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    One false move and that bitch is gonna bust a femur.

  4. Leah Wright Crazy Cameltoe Bikini
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    There’s a joke in there about drowning a camel in the ocean, but it’s getting close to the end of my workday, so …TITTIES!

  5. Steven Seagal Red Glasses Porkpie Hat Playing Guitar
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ve got the bad rug blues
    and I’ve really got no class.
    I’ve got the bad rug blues
    and I’ll karate kick your ass
    And if you touch my ponytail (da da da da)
    I’ll knock you over with my mass.”

  6. Liev Schreiber Holding Son In The Air By Crotch
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    I did that to a kid once. Now I have to introduce myself to my neighbours everytime I move.

  7. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples No Bra See Through Spandex Tank Top
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    Those are two of the weirdest-looking heads I’ve seen in a while.

  8. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Greasy Hair
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    Human mess.

  9. Prince Harry Laughing Kate Middleton Showing Cell Phone To Prince William Gymnastics Commonwealth Games
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    “And this was in Las Vegas, you say?”

  10. Coco Cleavage Holding Dogs Under Arms Instagram
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    In the immortal words of Jerry “The King” Lawler, “PUPPIES!”

  11. Jay Leno Yawning Burbank Car Classic
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    “Next up for auction, a 1966 Shelby Cobra…the bidding will start at $5.5 million”

    Leno: “yawn…I guess I could always use another one”

  12. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples No Bra See Through Spandex Tank Top
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    Okay, she’s freaky enough. But who is the human ventriloquist doll in the background?

  13. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Greasy Hair
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    This is a man who clearly has no mirrors.

  14. Coco Cleavage Holding Dogs Under Arms Instagram
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    Those sweater puppies would make great headrests.

  15. Pope Francis Nodding Off During Mass At Palace Of Caserta
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    “Danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día. Perdona… nuestras… ofensassssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzzz………….”

  16. Pope Francis Nodding Off During Mass At Palace Of Caserta
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    He’s even bored to sleep by the bullshit they say at a Catholic mass.

  17. Paris Hilton Butt Bikini Making Out With Dude
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    Yikes! I thought that was Chris Brown for a second!!

    • Are you crazy?

      Paris and her sister Nicky were the one’s video taped calling people ‘niggers’ at a New Year’s Eve party not that long ago.
      She was also the one who beat feet once she saw she was making out with Vin Diesel, because he’s “1% Black”.

      No, it’s not Chris Brown.

  18. Sinead OConnor Screaming Into Microphone WOMAD Festival
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    Good to see Axl finally just shaved those ropes off his head.

  19. Sean Astin Yelling At Fat Chick SDCC
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    Still would.

  20. Paris Hilton Butt Bikini Making Out With Dude
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    That can’t be Paris HIlton. It appears that this woman has the smallest indication of an ass.

  21. Ben Affleck Crazy Smile Behind Wheel
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    I’M BATMAN! I’M BATMAN! I’M BATMAN! I’M BATMAN! I’M BATMAN! I’M BATMAN!

  22. Prince Charles White Suit Kicking At Divot In Grass Coronation Cup Guards Polo Club
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    You put your right foot out…

  23. Denise Richards Skinny Arms And Legs Short Shorts
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    Those legs don’t look healthy. They’ll look better when I use them as earmuffs.

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Nipples No Underwear High Slit Dress
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    Ewwww, she ruined the whole slide show. MOO. She expects people to believe those lips are real?? Right

  25. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Nipples No Underwear High Slit Dress
    kaschuh
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    Jesus Christ. FIND SOMETHING TO DO!

    • Preferably something with poison or explosives.

      • She and her tribe have already amassed fortunes in loot and dinero…I think they should just pack it all up and go live on some desert island somewhere (so they can enjoy it, of course) and leave the rest of us alone (so WE can enjoy it, of course).

  26. Mickey Rourke Crotch Bulge Spandex Bike Shorts Skinny Legs Greasy Hair
    Joe Bob
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    Huh…did not know Mickey was gay.

  27. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts 32nd Annual QuickChek New Jersey Festival
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    I saw him dancing there by the dialysis machine
    I knew he must have been about seventy

  28. Deborah Ann Woll Cleavage Entertainment Weekly Annual Comic Con Celebration
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    Fuck yes!

  29. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts 32nd Annual QuickChek New Jersey Festival
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    I don’t give a damn ’bout my bad reputation. Oh no, not me.

    • I’m living in the past, it’s been six generations.
      A girl can do what she wants to do, so let’s just all stagnate.

      An’ I don’t give a damn ’bout my bad reputation.
      The only way I could improve my station.
      An’ I’m only doin’ shows when I need some gold.
      An’ now I have to please everyone.

  30. Rose McGowan Side Boob Butt Tight Pants Chateau Marmont
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    Still would.

  31. Ben Affleck Crazy Smile Behind Wheel
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    “Swear to me!”

  32. Tony Parker In Pool With Guy On His Lap Marquee Dayclub Cosmopolitan hotel
    fred
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    Apparently Joe Jonas is a big Spurs fan.

  33. Jay Leno Yawning Burbank Car Classic
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    Must be so disheartening to turn up at a car auction and see Leno there, you’d be like “may as well just go the fuck home.”

  34. Diddy Taking Pictures Of Girlfriend Cassie Doing Bikini Handstand
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    Hey Cassie! I haven’t heard from her since she posted those epic nude pics a few years back. She’s a sexy little spinner.

  35. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Midriff Strap Dress SDCC
    Short Round
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    Whatever she has planned I’m sure she’s gonna use the “It’s coming right for us!” defense.

  36. Rita Ora Butt Tight Leather Unitard Venetian
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    Did she think she was going to ComicCon?

  37. Rose McGowan Side Boob Butt Tight Pants Chateau Marmont
    Zohan
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    Always had a good dumper. She’s evolved into the ‘love to watch you leave’ category though.

  38. Pamela Anderson Crazy Face VIP ROOM Grand Opening Poltu Quatu Italy
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, no Miss. I am sorry. You cannot a enter. Your Geiger counter reading is off a da charts.”

  39. Pope Francis Nodding Off During Mass At Palace Of Caserta
    Joe Bob
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    “Jesus Christ these services are long”

  40. Tori Spelling Chest Hole Of Death Cleavage
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    The tragic after effects of fracking can clearly be seen.

  41. Joan Jett And The Blackhearts 32nd Annual QuickChek New Jersey Festival
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    I still love her, but even Steven Tyler would think twice about that outfit.

  42. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Bikini Yoga Pose Boat Instagram
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    May as well draw the chalk around her now.

  43. Paris Hilton Butt Bikini Making Out With Dude
    Short Round
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    Even if this were a Paris Hilton video game there aren’t enough health packs to cure whatever he now has.

  44. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Midriff Strap Dress SDCC
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    Damn. She is cut.

  45. Ben Affleck Crazy Smile Behind Wheel
    Short Round
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    Wait ’till they get a load of my Batman!

  46. Adrian Grenier Making Out With Bikini Chick
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    Her hollowed out husk was found a day later drifting in the ocean.

  47. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts
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    Fucking sexy.

  48. Julianne Hough Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Cowboy Boots Split
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    “Attention Whore” is taped in front of a live studio audience.

  49. Steven Seagal Red Glasses Porkpie Hat Playing Guitar
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    His training is so ingrained that he can’t finish a song without breaking the guitar’s neck.

  50. Tori Spelling Chest Hole Of Death Cleavage
    Joe Bob
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    “You’ll pay me how much to throw him where?”

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