The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.28.14

July 28th, 2014 // 457 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed that’s got the usual butts and HOLY FUCK! faces plus all the stuff from Comic-Con that interested me which was exactly four pics; this old lady‘s cleavage, this old lady‘s cleavage, Baby Jessica, and Judah Friedlander holding his dick like a five-year-old who won’t admit he has to pee, so in case you’re wondering why Fish ever hired me, I have files. Reams and reams of files that contain lengthy online correspondence between a skinny, young journalism major and a French transexual burlesque performer I may or may not have pretended to be for years.

Je t’aime pour toujours, ma petite plaisanterie de pénis écrivain, toujours…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Julianne Hough Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Cowboy Boots Split
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    Well at least we know what she did to make Ryan Seacrest dump her.

  2. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts
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    Spread that ass on my toast. ( I have no idea what that means but it sounds appropriate.)

  3. Julianne Hough Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Cowboy Boots Split
    Michael
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    Now this girl I can watch twerk all day! Just like these silly geese watching her!

  4. Judah Friedlander Holding Dick Like He Has To Pee SDCC
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    Dude lost a lot of weight. Good for him.

  5. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Coronation Cup Guards Polo Club
    Michael
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    Where has this peach been hiding?

  6. Liev Schreiber Holding Son In The Air By Crotch
    Guest.
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    That’s the look of a child whose balls are being smashed

  7. Denise Richards Skinny Arms And Legs Short Shorts
    Michael
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    Jesus, eat something, sweetie!

  8. Liev Schreiber Holding Son In The Air By Crotch
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    If I was him, I’d show them my work on Ray Donovan. Discipline issue solved.

  9. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples No Bra See Through Spandex Tank Top
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    Hey guy with the flaming hair, is that a beard or a garrote mark?

  10. Steven Seagal Red Glasses Porkpie Hat Playing Guitar
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    Where’s his bullet-proof Kimono????

  11. Sinead OConnor Screaming Into Microphone WOMAD Festival
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    Michael Stipe?

  12. Deborah Ann Woll Cleavage Entertainment Weekly Annual Comic Con Celebration
    Michael
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    Fuckin’ A! Can’t wait to see her as Karen Page!

  13. Zoe Saldana Pregnant Belly Tight Dress GMA
    Michael
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    Wow, I heard about her pregnancy in some gossip mag while at some market. I thought it was some BS. Well, we’ll see if she gets tits and ass from this baby.

  14. Francia Raisa Bikini 26th Birthday Celebration Malbu Beach Haus
    Michael
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    Bueno!

  15. Boris Johnson Drunk Petting Horse launch Impact Zone Team Launch Statue of Eros Piccadilly Circus
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    It’s nice to see the British government and monarchy getting along.

  16. Judah Friedlander Holding Dick Like He Has To Pee SDCC
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    Soap and water, when used regularly, make that itching go away.

  17. Patricia Arquette No Make Up Fat Weight Gain
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    Nice feedbag.

  18. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Coronation Cup Guards Polo Club
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    How many of you even noticed the weed pipe?

  19. Diddy Taking Pictures Of Girlfriend Cassie Doing Bikini Handstand
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    Alec Baldwin is gonna be pissed…

  20. Steven Seagal Red Glasses Porkpie Hat Playing Guitar
    sc4play
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    Looks more like Steven Seagal straining to get one out!

  21. Liev Schreiber Holding Son In The Air By Crotch
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    I didn’t know Liev was a musician…and the rusty trombone is an under appreciated instrument.

  22. Pamela Anderson Crazy Face VIP ROOM Grand Opening Poltu Quatu Italy
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    where will you be when the Hepatitis© strikes?

  23. Prince Harry Laughing Kate Middleton Showing Cell Phone To Prince William Gymnastics Commonwealth Games
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    Is that a penis dressed as a leprechaun?
    HARRY!!!

  24. Julianne Hough Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Cowboy Boots Split
    B Money
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    Boys, show the lady your appreciation and put a couple a dollars out there.

  25. Jada Pinkett Smith Cleavage Midriff Strap Dress SDCC
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    I guess it’s date night in the Smith household.

  26. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts
    YadaYada
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    Wow. Hot.

  27. Coco Cleavage Holding Dogs Under Arms Instagram
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    Awe, I wanna motorboat those puppies. and I don’t mean Coco’s greasy silicone carnival boobs.

  28. Paris Hilton Butt Bikini Making Out With Dude
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    Fukushima: 1
    Malibu: 10000

  29. Judah Friedlander Holding Dick Like He Has To Pee SDCC
    B Money
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    I bet Adrianne Curry is just out of the camera’s view.

  30. Patricia Arquette No Make Up Fat Weight Gain
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    “Medium” no more.

  31. Pamela Anderson Crazy Face VIP ROOM Grand Opening Poltu Quatu Italy
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    BTW, for the whole “I’d lick her (nicki minaj/kelly brook/other cultural speed bump) ass like a popsicle” crowd :

    Hepatitis A is transmitted through feces (shit) that is ingested. It can make you sick, but does not cause death. If you enjoy rimming, you could get hepatitis A if you rim without using a latex barrier between your mouth and your partner’s anus (ass hole). You can also contract parasites as a result of rimming without the use of a barrier.

    The more you know, kids! Stay in school! Don’t lick people’s assholes!

  32. Prince Charles White Suit Kicking At Divot In Grass Coronation Cup Guards Polo Club
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    He’s very strict about cleaning up after his wife.

  33. Gemma Arterton Cleavage Coronation Cup Guards Polo Club
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    I’d watch her and Jenna Bush fuck.

  34. Steven Seagal Red Glasses Porkpie Hat Playing Guitar
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    Hard to Feel

  35. Denise Richards Skinny Arms And Legs Short Shorts
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    Fuck yes!

  36. Adrian Grenier Making Out With Bikini Chick
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    Is…is he draining the life force from her?

  37. Julianne Hough Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Cowboy Boots Split
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    I love a flexible woman. Julianne is starting to grow on me.

  38. Prince Harry Laughing Kate Middleton Showing Cell Phone To Prince William Gymnastics Commonwealth Games
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    Prince Harry just sent William a dick pic.

  39. Jay Leno Yawning Burbank Car Classic
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    i bet he uses denim condoms

  40. Tom Brady Weird Stance Patriots Practice
    B Money
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    Coach “So you just stand like that, and she crawls over and blows you? I gotta try that.”

  41. Tony Parker In Pool With Guy On His Lap Marquee Dayclub Cosmopolitan hotel
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    You’re sure that’s not Hank Baskett?

  42. Francia Raisa Bikini 26th Birthday Celebration Malbu Beach Haus
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    sorry, but that was the saddest TCWM i’ve seen in years.

  43. Angela Big Ang Raiola Nipples No Bra See Through Spandex Tank Top
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    People want to meet or greet that?

  44. Hilaria Baldwin Cleavage Bikini Yoga Pose Boat Instagram
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    She’s in position. Somebody grab the rope and the concrete blocks.

  45. Liev Schreiber Holding Son In The Air By Crotch
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    While RP-ing the joke “The Aristocrats”, the Schreiber family is startled by Gerard Butler’s sudden emergence from a Port-a-Potty.

  46. Tori Spelling Chest Hole Of Death Cleavage
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    Celebrity baby names are pretty out there, but Chest Hole of Death is some next level shit

    oh wait.

  47. Judah Friedlander Holding Dick Like He Has To Pee SDCC
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    There’s a tightening in everyone’s pants in this photo.

  48. Sinead OConnor Screaming Into Microphone WOMAD Festival
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    I remember…and I’m not joking…I remember when she used to be petite and cute. If this is what anal sex does to you, I’m definitely not doing it more than 3 or 4 thousand more times.

  49. Tony Parker In Pool With Guy On His Lap Marquee Dayclub Cosmopolitan hotel
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    It’s okay! He’s French!

  50. Pamela Anderson Crazy Face VIP ROOM Grand Opening Poltu Quatu Italy
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    Isn’t anyone going to mention the guy in the orange hat?

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