The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.23.12

July 23rd, 2012 // 660 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, is packed full of random bikini chicks. (GOTCHA!) But in between those people whose names aren’t exactly relevant because their lady parts are in bikinis, we’ve also got Sharon Stone‘s nipples’ only weakness which apparently is a fuck-ton of money, John Cusack saw what all of you wrote on the IMDB comment thread for The Raven, and Shia LaBeouf preps materials for what I’m sure is some sort of awful street art structure (Let’s call it Douche Majal, shall we?).

Hey look, Arnold Schwarzenegger saw a cloud that looks like mulatto ass,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hilary Duff Baby Weight Long Skirt
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    Did she just have a baby? Or maybe eat a few? Dipped in the Golden Corral chocolate fountain?

  2. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    SIN
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    I don’t think he understands what it takes to rebuild his cxareer.

  3. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
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    You gotta respect a prostitute with great sea legs. I’ve never seen her on dry land.

  4. Kristen Stewart Golfing Barefoot Sneakers
    Visible Ink
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    I’m a girl, balls… I’m a girl, balls… Wait a minute!

  5. AnnaLynne McCord No Make Up
    blatt_rules
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    There was already a Steven Tyler picture in this gallery. What gives?

  6. Michael Douglas Brown Dyed Hair
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Because I could not stop for Death, He kindly stopped for me

    • meeps!

      Bravo! Emily Dickinson…? A sadly perfect caption. Minstrel you are too smart for these philistines… :)

  7. John Travolta Robert De Niro Kelly Preston
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    Travolta searching the world for Greek love has found it with De Niro in Greece.

  8. Vida Guerra Butt Nikki Giavasis Butt IFBB Pro Bikini Competition
    DeucePickle
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    This has Jersey Shore tattooed all over it

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Woohoo, I’ve got it maid!”

  10. Coco Cleavage Ice-T
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    By the way, she’s going commando in this pic. There are other shots out there. Check the various pornification sites if you’re interested.

  11. Michael Douglas Brown Dyed Hair
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    Hair coloring and a Prius??? If I were Catherine, I would be nerv…..BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Sorry, couldn’t even type it out…

  12. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
    Jezebel
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    Triumphing Over Adversity: Finding True Love in the Cancer Ward, the J-Lo Story.

  13. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    Frank The Duck
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    “Viagra is too dangerous, I prefer natural wood…”

  14. John Travolta Robert De Niro Kelly Preston
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    Wishing his publicist didn’t make him bring Kelly.

  15. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
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    da fuq?

  16. John Cusack Middle Finger
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    You don’t like it, get plastic surgery and give up your career and live in the fucking mountains in seclusion…asshole.

  17. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
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    Still the uglist frickin’ lesbian ever.

  18. Rihanna Nipples See Through Shirt
    jud
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    somewhere a poor indian woman is walking around bald

  19. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    meh.. I’d give her a jump…

  20. Angela Martini Cleavage
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    I love these optical illusions. It’s like you look a the picture and see tits, but if you cover them up you see this dudes face, uncover and it’s all tits again!

  21. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
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    I think those are women’s jeans.

    But ya know he kind of pulls it off.

  22. Hilary Duff Baby Weight Long Skirt
    Frank The Duck
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    Cue the Kettle Drums….

  23. Shakira Killer Whale
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    I always suspected she tasted like fish

  24. John Cusack Middle Finger
    Frank The Duck
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    You won’t get a taxi like that mister

  25. Vida Guerra Butt Nikki Giavasis Butt IFBB Pro Bikini Competition
    jud
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    sad she’s 38 and still acting like a whore

    look like two horses

  26. Angela Simmons Bikini
    SIN
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    No way, even with her daddy’s money.

  27. John Travolta Robert De Niro Kelly Preston
    Frank The Duck
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    He came to Greece to adopt a son but no one wants to be reared by him….

  28. Ralph Fiennes Blading Comb Forward Goatee
    Henry
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    There are about twenty things wrong with this photo.

  29. Shakira Killer Whale
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ‘What I do isn’t really singing either’ – Orca

  30. Hilary Duff Baby Weight Long Skirt
    jud
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    i like her fat

  31. Anthony Keidis Pussy Riot Shirt
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    In literally two years, Anthony went from a rock god, to the guy who services your propane at the trailer park.

    • DeucePickle

      It was bound to happen, he’s gone a long, long way for not being able to sing and still be a singer in a band.

  32. Nicole Trunfio Bikini
    DeucePickle
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    This is neat !

  33. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress Midori Event
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    Ah Midori…getting fat chicks laid for 25 years.

  34. John Travolta Robert De Niro Kelly Preston
    DeucePickle
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    Taken at the exact moment the Paterno statue was taken down.

  35. JWoww Cleavage Minidress
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    What exactly is ” A NIGHT WITH JWOW?” is it something you buy on CRAIGS LIST for “seven roses”???

    • Rapsutin's Evil Twin

      Actually, a fifth of “Four Roses” should do the trick.

      Now I recall why I hate casinos.

  36. Coco Cleavage Ice-T
    Jerky McPumpoff
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    I can’t lie, I think her body is awesome, but that fucking square jaw just makes me think there’s a huge cock and balls swingin’ down below.

  37. Rihanna Nipples See Through Shirt
    Henry
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    The Ghetto Mermaid desperately climbs aboard an unknown vessel in search of a suitor.

  38. Anthony Keidis Pussy Riot Shirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That’s the Off button for a Pussy Riot all right

  39. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    Henry
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    Personally, I think this is best career move yet.

  40. Michael Douglas Brown Dyed Hair
    Jerky McPumpoff
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    he really needs to embrace the gray. Old guys with colored hair look fruity.

  41. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
    Henry
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    This bitch is stupid.

  42. Ralph Fiennes Blading Comb Forward Goatee
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ♪ It’s fun to stay in Y-U-G-O-S-L-A-V-I-A

  43. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
    Alex
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    It’s so refreshing to see that there are still grandsons that will walk their grandmothers to chemotherapy.

  44. Shakira Killer Whale
    Crissy
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    Someone needs her war paint…

  45. Serinda Swan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    jud
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    who? looks like megan fox

  46. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
    bernard
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    Carmen Diaz had some work done ??

  47. AnnaLynne McCord No Make Up
    jud
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    looks like a dude

  48. Will Smith Jaden Smith
    Henry
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    A black guy trying to interpret Xenu.

  49. JWoww Cleavage Minidress
    Oldnslo
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    Second prize is TWO nights!

  50. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    DeucePickle
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    You’re telling me this chick had a baby just 6 weeks ago ? Amazing !

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