The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.23.12

July 23rd, 2012 // 660 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, is packed full of random bikini chicks. (GOTCHA!) But in between those people whose names aren’t exactly relevant because their lady parts are in bikinis, we’ve also got Sharon Stone‘s nipples’ only weakness which apparently is a fuck-ton of money, John Cusack saw what all of you wrote on the IMDB comment thread for The Raven, and Shia LaBeouf preps materials for what I’m sure is some sort of awful street art structure (Let’s call it Douche Majal, shall we?).

Hey look, Arnold Schwarzenegger saw a cloud that looks like mulatto ass,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Will Smith Jaden Smith
    it had to be said
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    What did Bill Cosby just call us?

  2. Shakira Killer Whale
    Johnny P!
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    Orcas like junk food.
    Who knew?

  3. Cristy Rice Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    A different & better fitting swimsuit would serve this woman well.
    String bikinis can’t be worn successfully by anyone with an ounce of body fat.

  4. JWoww Cleavage Minidress
    LRonHoover
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    Lousy bolt-ons and that cheesy fucking no tooth smile she always has plastered on her face. A night? Nah.. just long enough to hit her in the shitter.

  5. Anthony Keidis Pussy Riot Shirt
    Johnny P!
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    Morphing into Billy-Bob Thornton, I see…

  6. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice Shnozz

  7. Sharon Stone Bill Gates amfAR Event
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, Sharon, that’s some Nuvaring. You know it doesn’t prevent AIDS, right?

  8. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’d like to see that dog get in here NOW.”

  9. Cecilia Rodriguez Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Scary

  10. Coco Cleavage Ice-T
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet T has that reaction often after being trapped in confined spaces with her.

  11. Kristen Stewart Golfing Barefoot Sneakers
    Commented on this photo:

    She stole Sam Jacksons glove foot things.

  12. John Cusack Middle Finger
    it had to be said
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    Who? Oh right. Joan’s brother. Fuck you too, dude.

  13. Hayley Roberts Cleavage Miniskirt David Hasselhoff
    Bigalkie
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    Don’t look sad ( krone in background ) after twenty shots The Hoff doesn’t discriminate. You’ll get a crack.

  14. JWoww Cleavage Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks sticky. Like if you flicked bottle caps at her naked body, they’d stick there. You just know there’s a smell about her that after a shower you think “oh thank god that smell is gone”, and kind of sigh as it immediately starts coming back.

  15. Michael Douglas Brown Dyed Hair
    LRonHoover
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    The “Just For Men” seems to be working for him

  16. Hilary Duff Baby Weight Long Skirt
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    Tub o lard

  17. Sharon Stone Bill Gates amfAR Event
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank God she covered up!

  18. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh GAHD! Why hazt thou foahsaken MEEE?”

  19. JWoww Cleavage Minidress
    Commented on this photo:

    Remember when call girls had to enter a casino through the service entrance?

  20. Coco Cleavage Ice-T
    Commented on this photo:

    Tub o silicone!

  21. Ralph Fiennes Blading Comb Forward Goatee
    Commented on this photo:

    You put some hair on Voldemort and he almost looks like a dude you could grab a beer with.

  22. Angela Martini Cleavage
    LRonHoover
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick! The bag!

  23. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    Dusty Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Surfing. How to do it completely wrong.

  24. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
    Bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmmm, I am feeling especially delusional today. I look so hot in this Esther Williams gear.

  25. Anthony Keidis Pussy Riot Shirt
    it had to be said
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    It is hard to believe what a complete douche this guy has turned into. What happened to you, man?

  26. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
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    She must have had more work done. Wrinkles are pretty much gone.

  27. Rihanna Nipples See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look, Rhianna’s nipp…whoa, hey a star in the sky! now that is something you don’t see every day!

  28. Ralph Fiennes Blading Comb Forward Goatee
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he trying to Borat Croatia?

  29. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress Midori Event
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    Ah, it’s green this time. Guess they learned their lesson after the “black surfboard” fiasco.

  30. Ralph Fiennes Blading Comb Forward Goatee
    Commented on this photo:

    With a beard like that, he’d better have a manifesto.

  31. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress Midori Event
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I am guessing that every U-Haul in Miami is out of shrink wrap now. Nice dress though.

  32. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    Commented on this photo:

    maybe he’s building a time machine to go back to 1984, and buy some more of those sweet armless t-shirts.

  33. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he got some major wood.

  34. Vida Guerra Butt Nikki Giavasis Butt IFBB Pro Bikini Competition
    Govt. Cheese
    Commented on this photo:

    FINALLY!!! Opening night for “Willy Wonka IV” – Oompa-Loompa Anal Chocolate Adventures!!!

  35. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll build her a porch… bitches love porches
    -No one, ever….

  36. Will Smith Jaden Smith
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    then someone dressed as Spike Lee burst in the emergency exit and bored them all to death

  37. Kristen Stewart Golfing Barefoot Sneakers
    vgrly
    Commented on this photo:

    Comfort over style. Which is me on the weekends.

  38. Karina Smirnoff Bikini Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she has been standing on her head for awhile; thing looks flat.

  39. Hayley Roberts Cleavage Miniskirt David Hasselhoff
    Commented on this photo:

    “A vegetarian burger?!?!?! Are you serious?!!?!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA”

  40. Hayley Roberts Cleavage Miniskirt David Hasselhoff
    Dusty Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    No one told him Selena’s biggest fan has taken eyes to him after early parole.

  41. Vida Guerra Butt Nikki Giavasis Butt IFBB Pro Bikini Competition
    Commented on this photo:

    Orange ass is still ass…

  42. Hilary Duff Baby Weight Long Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s pissed that the Little Debbie sale ended yesterday.

  43. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else think she looks like a high end maid?
    Racist? maybe. Funny? possibly…

  44. Hilary Duff Baby Weight Long Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Giving up already? That’s too bad.

  45. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know what’s odder…the fact that he has 9 fingers on his right hand, or that he keeps an iphone in each pocket.

  46. Hilary Duff Baby Weight Long Skirt
    Dusty Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Another member of the Body By Jessica Simpson club.

  47. Coco Cleavage Ice-T
    Commented on this photo:

    He has the look of someone who just had the car’s “airbags” go off in his face.

  48. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
    Commented on this photo:

    Now we know why Casper is a friendly ghost…titties!

  49. Sharon Stone Bill Gates amfAR Event
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    People being together is the leading cause of Aids

  50. Will Smith Jaden Smith
    Commented on this photo:

    Will Smith tries to do his best to conceal his reaction to Jada’s new all nude art show…

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