The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.23.12

July 23rd, 2012 // 660 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, is packed full of random bikini chicks. (GOTCHA!) But in between those people whose names aren’t exactly relevant because their lady parts are in bikinis, we’ve also got Sharon Stone‘s nipples’ only weakness which apparently is a fuck-ton of money, John Cusack saw what all of you wrote on the IMDB comment thread for The Raven, and Shia LaBeouf preps materials for what I’m sure is some sort of awful street art structure (Let’s call it Douche Majal, shall we?).

Hey look, Arnold Schwarzenegger saw a cloud that looks like mulatto ass,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. JWoww Cleavage Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    Those are some big silly fakers right there.

  2. JWoww Cleavage Minidress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    A night with JWoww? Yeah, I’m only paying for 30 minutes.

  3. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    cool he brought something for us to beat him to death with.

  4. Vida Guerra Butt Nikki Giavasis Butt IFBB Pro Bikini Competition
    Cock Dr
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    Cute Oompa-Loompa escapee sex slaves?

  5. Hilary Duff Baby Weight Long Skirt
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Looks like a flipper arm. Thalidomide wins again.

  6. Cecilia Rodriguez Bikini
    vgrly
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    WTF is that her clam shell? ZOOM away!

  7. Nicole Trunfio Bikini
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Arms like barbie

  8. Cecilia Rodriguez Bikini
    vgrly
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    I seriously do not know what this is… I need you CSI investigators to input.

  9. Kristen Stewart Golfing Barefoot Sneakers
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a celebrity/sports pairing I would never have imagined.
    I figured Ms Stewart as more of a beer bong athlete.

  10. Hayley Roberts Cleavage Miniskirt David Hasselhoff
    Johnny P!
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    I fear he’s not long for this world…
    The old Gypsy woman in the background just realized: “Him that cheeseburger video man!” and cursed him.

  11. Ralph Fiennes Blading Comb Forward Goatee
    Bigalkie
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    Magic Mike

  12. Hilary Duff Baby Weight Long Skirt
    Cock Dr
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    It’s never good to be photographed coming out of a quickie mart looking all spattered. It leads to embarrassing speculations.

  13. Vida Guerra Butt Nikki Giavasis Butt IFBB Pro Bikini Competition
    Penis Wrinkle
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    Jerky, anyone?

  14. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    Bigalkie
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    Hey Meester.. You need a day labourer?

  15. Sharon Stone Bill Gates amfAR Event
    Commented on this photo:

    She still holds up

  16. Coco Cleavage Ice-T
    Cock Dr
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    Purple animal print spandex = classy

  17. Hayley Roberts Cleavage Miniskirt David Hasselhoff
    Perplexity
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    Woman reacting after TheHoff tells her to “Fuck off – I don’t sign shit unless there is a cheeseburger involved!” TheHoff thinks he’s hilarious.

  18. Kristen Stewart Golfing Barefoot Sneakers
    Johnny P!
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    She’s showing awe at her amazing shot.
    Or disgust at her retarded toe shoes.
    Or excitement and hope that her next shot will be a winning one.
    Or deep thought and consternation at the lay of the green.
    Or… well, let’s just say it’s hard to tell what ‘One-Note-Stewart” is emoting at the best of times…

  19. Hilary Duff Baby Weight Long Skirt
    Perplexity
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    Outfit comes complete with cankle guards.

  20. Hayley Roberts Cleavage Miniskirt David Hasselhoff
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    She loves the Hoff for his personality. What a sweet couple!

  21. Coco Cleavage Ice-T
    Bigalkie
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    Which way to the skankatorium?

  22. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
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    I bet she has to have a $100 bill in her hand to get him hard for her.

  23. John Travolta Robert De Niro Kelly Preston
    Cock Dr
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    Travolta probably likes Greece at lot.

  24. Will Smith Jaden Smith
    Johnny P!
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    Will: “Hey Jaden… ready? I’m gonna let on rip!”
    ***fwiffffff!*
    Jaden: “Aw Dad! Stop embarrassing me! Can’t you even try to sound like you have a tight sphincter anymore?”

  25. Will Smith Jaden Smith
    mac
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    I guess somebody farted

  26. Sharon Stone Bill Gates amfAR Event
    Perplexity
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    Slut and Dork, the new Showtime series.

  27. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
    Bigalkie
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    She’s always spotted in her work clothes.. This ho never takes a break.. Can you say ” high mileage”?

  28. Will Smith Jaden Smith
    O'chunt
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    They showed a sneak peek of After Earth, apparently.

  29. John Cusack Middle Finger
    Perplexity
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    John Cusack – the anti Greico.

  30. Ralph Fiennes Blading Comb Forward Goatee
    it had to be said
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    Hey Mr. Peterson!

    Now we see who watched TV in the 1980s.

  31. Angela Martini Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Best guess is that she was very stoned at the time.

  32. Steven Tyler Socks And Sandals
    Bigalkie
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    Fergie, you’ve lost weight and have never looked better

    • Shasta

      At first glance, I thought it was another photo of Alessandra. Fergie could never pull off 12-year-old boy thin.

  33. Rihanna Nipples See Through Shirt
    it had to be said
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    Oh, snap! Chris Brown punched that nipple into her arm pit!

  34. Shia LaBeouf Ponytail Home Depot Lumber Pickup Truck
    it had to be said
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    Morrissey doesn’t do DIY, “Shia.”

  35. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress Midori Event
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  36. AnnaLynne McCord No Make Up
    O'chunt
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    Baked.

  37. JWoww Cleavage Minidress
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    Even in that dress, I betcha she couldn’t count to two.

  38. Shakira Killer Whale
    Bigalkie
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    They make a good couple

  39. Vida Guerra Butt Nikki Giavasis Butt IFBB Pro Bikini Competition
    it had to be said
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    What a couple of asses.

  40. Michael Douglas Brown Dyed Hair
    Perplexity
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    Not in picture – Richard Greico. Now I’ve figured out how he always shows up at events – he’s a temp valet!

  41. Anthony Keidis Pussy Riot Shirt
    Bigalkie
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    Where’s your scooter poser boy?

  42. Kelly Brook
    Cock Dr
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    Those shoes are cute!

  43. Hayley Roberts Cleavage Miniskirt David Hasselhoff
    it had to be said
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    “Hees car no talk. My life has been a lie. Dios mio.”

  44. John Travolta Robert De Niro Kelly Preston
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Kelly: “Oh, John just LOVES everything about Greece!”
    Robert: “Yeak, I bet he does! You know what doin’ it “Greek-Style’ is, right, Johnny-boy?Heh heh”
    John: “I’m ignoooooring you!”
    Kelly: “What? What are you guys talkin’ about?”

  45. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Perplexity
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    Get to the chopper!!!

  46. AnnaLynne McCord No Make Up
    Bigalkie
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    John the Stutter.. you’re a girl?

  47. Jennifer Lopez Bra See Through Shirt Casper Smart
    it had to be said
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    Oh no! JLo is going through chemo? Wait, what?

  48. Kristen Stewart Golfing Barefoot Sneakers
    it had to be said
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    That must be a nice club. Cut offs and those stupid shoes.

  49. Shakira Killer Whale
    Perplexity
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    Jonah Hill is just letting himself go. Sad.

  50. Sharon Stone Bill Gates amfAR Event
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    For Bill Gates, she can put a bra on. Sheesh.

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