Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, is packed full of random bikini chicks. (GOTCHA!) But in between those people whose names aren’t exactly relevant because their lady parts are in bikinis, we’ve also got Sharon Stone‘s nipples’ only weakness which apparently is a fuck-ton of money, John Cusack saw what all of you wrote on the IMDB comment thread for The Raven, and Shia LaBeouf preps materials for what I’m sure is some sort of awful street art structure (Let’s call it Douche Majal, shall we?).
Hey look, Arnold Schwarzenegger saw a cloud that looks like mulatto ass,
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Those are some big silly fakers right there.
oh them’s real doctor. totes real.
I can squeeze them. Thats real enough for me.
How can she live with herself with such fake appendages?
You mean the cast of Jersy Shore?
And the tits, too.
A night with JWoww? Yeah, I’m only paying for 30 minutes.
cool he brought something for us to beat him to death with.
Cute Oompa-Loompa escapee sex slaves?
I gather they tend to Wonka’s willy.
ITs a tanning cream you apply before competition to enhance definition you lazy losers.
Lazy losers. From the man still up at 3 am commenting on a titty site.
Looks like a flipper arm. Thalidomide wins again.
WTF is that her clam shell? ZOOM away!
Arms like barbie
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arms like Barbie.
L-O-fucking-L
Yeah! She’s a non-articulated bare bones Barbie!
I seriously do not know what this is… I need you CSI investigators to input.
Front of bathing suit plus lining. Zero clam. Zero Lip. The female genitalia are not placed that far back anyway.
Every vagina is differnt and unique. Just like went dicks hooks left or right, up or down.
That’s a celebrity/sports pairing I would never have imagined.
I figured Ms Stewart as more of a beer bong athlete.
Golf, no. Frolf… ehhh yeah maybe.
I fear he’s not long for this world…
The old Gypsy woman in the background just realized: “Him that cheeseburger video man!” and cursed him.
Magic Mike
It’s never good to be photographed coming out of a quickie mart looking all spattered. It leads to embarrassing speculations.
Jerky, anyone?
Hey Meester.. You need a day labourer?
She still holds up
Purple animal print spandex = classy
Woman reacting after TheHoff tells her to “Fuck off – I don’t sign shit unless there is a cheeseburger involved!” TheHoff thinks he’s hilarious.
She’s showing awe at her amazing shot.
Or disgust at her retarded toe shoes.
Or excitement and hope that her next shot will be a winning one.
Or deep thought and consternation at the lay of the green.
Or… well, let’s just say it’s hard to tell what ‘One-Note-Stewart” is emoting at the best of times…
you put too much thought into this post.
Ew, those “shoes”! Toe socks are ridiculous enough!
Outfit comes complete with cankle guards.
She loves the Hoff for his personality. What a sweet couple!
Which way to the skankatorium?
I bet she has to have a $100 bill in her hand to get him hard for her.
Or for him to take with him to the powder room!
Travolta probably likes Greece at lot.
Will: “Hey Jaden… ready? I’m gonna let on rip!”
***fwiffffff!*
Jaden: “Aw Dad! Stop embarrassing me! Can’t you even try to sound like you have a tight sphincter anymore?”
I guess somebody farted
Slut and Dork, the new Showtime series.
Hey, fuck you. Where do you get off calling her a slut? Fuckin’ punk piece of shit.
She’s always spotted in her work clothes.. This ho never takes a break.. Can you say ” high mileage”?
They showed a sneak peek of After Earth, apparently.
John Cusack – the anti Greico.
Hey Mr. Peterson!
Now we see who watched TV in the 1980s.
Best guess is that she was very stoned at the time.
Fergie, you’ve lost weight and have never looked better
At first glance, I thought it was another photo of Alessandra. Fergie could never pull off 12-year-old boy thin.
Oh, snap! Chris Brown punched that nipple into her arm pit!
what?
Morrissey doesn’t do DIY, “Shia.”
MOO
MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MOO
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Baked.
Hey Steven over here!….Why did you quit American Idol?
Even in that dress, I betcha she couldn’t count to two.
You mean three!
They make a good couple
What a couple of asses.
Not in picture – Richard Greico. Now I’ve figured out how he always shows up at events – he’s a temp valet!
Where’s your scooter poser boy?
Those shoes are cute!
“Hees car no talk. My life has been a lie. Dios mio.”
Kelly: “Oh, John just LOVES everything about Greece!”
Robert: “Yeak, I bet he does! You know what doin’ it “Greek-Style’ is, right, Johnny-boy?Heh heh”
John: “I’m ignoooooring you!”
Kelly: “What? What are you guys talkin’ about?”
what is it?
How old are you, about 11?
Get to the chopper!!!
John the Stutter.. you’re a girl?
Oh no! JLo is going through chemo? Wait, what?
That must be a nice club. Cut offs and those stupid shoes.
Jonah Hill is just letting himself go. Sad.
For Bill Gates, she can put a bra on. Sheesh.